Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Illuminati Order Official said:
To be honest he's one of the better passing troons (until he opens his mouth). Looks like an obese, unattractive woman past her 50th birthday. Obesity masks his masculine facial features.
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I mean that's actually the funny part, I think he could possibly pass as a sour 60+ year old lunchlady if he never talks and keeps the makeup absolutely caked on at all times (and even then his masculine features still creep through the cracks in any clear picture).

Which part of this is 'I definitely want to fuck you' Jim?

E; I'm sure its been pointed out umpteen times but its worth highlighting again just how much troons endlessly fall back on 'Transphobes actually find me sexy and want to fuck me!' routine. Its a crude transplant of the old trope about Homophobes in the 90s secretly frequenting bath houses but it has even less application when we're really meant to believe that Jim Sterling, the least attractive human being on the planet, has an army of people secretly jerking off over his fat ass in a bad wig, worse makeup and catastrophic clothing. What I really love about it though is that it shows that in the minds of people like Jim, their trooning really is just a weird sex thing and they default to that automatically as an explanation for how their enemies react to them because that's truly how they see it themselves, even if they may protest otherwise. And even then they barely ever try to marshall that argument against actual women, the dreaded TERFs, because not even they can keep up the pretence that JK Rowling or Julie Bindel is secretly getting wet over a picture of Jim in his full Sterdust get up. If anything, the fact Gendercritical lesbians clearly aren't attracted to them is the source of a vast amount of seethe on their end.
 
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Shotgun Badger said:
Its pretty sad, I actually gave Jim some props for visibly losing weight a year ago.

I wonder if he's getting bored of Wrestling and can't even be bothered to put in the modicum of effort into training that was helping lose some weight in the near past?
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It looks like he's got another match coming up with Sovereign Pro Wrestling on the 5th of February. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnJwdxUWIAMKbRm?format=jpg&name=large
Also another this week, actually - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fm_zi8qWAAAGVt-?format=jpg&name=large

I expected him to get himself cancelled for calling Scotty 2 Hotty a transphobe with absolutely zero evidence other than Scotty saying he doesn't want to wrestle women when he had a match scheduled with Jim.

He keeps saying how he's not trying to be a woman but tweeted today that he's "the happiest girl in Leeds" https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/1617207958928072704
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
To be honest he's one of the better passing troons (until he opens his mouth). Looks like an obese, unattractive woman past her 50th birthday. Obesity masks his masculine facial features.
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Obesity masks all gender specific features, including genitalia - shave an obese bloke and stand him next to an obese woman and you've got very little difference between them since they both become pretty much amorphous.
 
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ddlloo said:
Is there actually a story behind that god awful dog collar he wears?
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He is presumably a furry or into furry-adjacent fetishes. Combine it with a kink for exhibitionism and he cannot help himself but wear fetish gear on camera. His previous videos have featured a Bad Dragon dildo with these notable posts from 2021 as proof:
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Honestly, when he first introduced the whole wrestling gimmick, I found it to be moderately funny, as either a one-off joke or a recurring character of his like the Cornflakes Homonculus or the Pog Fucker. Never could I have predicted he would take it 100% seriously to the point where he implicitly views it as more important than the Jimquisition. Now he spends a segment on his main series malding over this thread and every second actually dedicated to the video subject repeating himself over and over again. It has more in common with 2017 trend chasing YouTubers doing their darndest to stretch out the video to 10 minutes by repeating a single thing, than with the videos I remember tuning in to every Monday.
 
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Just_a_Bored_Guy said:
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I haven't seen an actual Jimquisition video in ages, and wow.... First of all, this looks like a Tim and Eric video. What's with that Smash Brothers video at the start? What's with the random, almost irrelevant talking to "Phoenix" whos is off camera... also Him not properly talking into his mic, or smacking his mic or even coughing into the mic... Is this a parody video?
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Guess I'll be this week's canary...
  • Jim opens the video by oversharing about wearing a bra now, and the accurate size of his tits.
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Sir, I was eating. I had to put the food away after reading that.

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I'm surprised Jim's videos just haven't been blanket flagged as age-restricted because I can't imagine some poor kid looking up Avengers bullshit and then just getting blasted with the thumbnail of a Jimquisition and being confronted with a horrifying abomination on par with Lovecraftian nightmare fuel -only it's worse because it's fucking real.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
Sir, I was eating. I had to put the food away after reading that.

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I'm surprised Jim's videos just haven't been blanket flagged as age-restricted because I can't imagine some poor kid looking up Avengers bullshit and then just getting blasted with the thumbnail of a Jimquisition and being confronted with a horrifying abomination on par with Lovecraftian nightmare fuel -only it's worse because it's fucking real.
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Because it's current year and if Timmy doesn't see sexually confused idiots on a daily basis while browsing Youtube he will grow up to be an intolerant bigot.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Guess I'll be this week's canary...
  • Jim opens the video by oversharing about wearing a bra now, and the accurate size of his tits.
  • Jim indirectly admits to stalking his thread by malding about people criticising his face:neck make-up issues
  • Jim gets sidetracked making puns about his breast size again. Games journalism.
  • At the 4 minute mark we reach the actual topic of the video.
  • Jim dances around the point for 3 minutes with inane rambling before shoehorning in a complaint about transphobia.
  • Jim recounts why Marvel's Avengers was shit (correct opinion) and whinges about microtransactions.
  • Really annoying editing for purposes some mongoloid presumably thought would be funny.
  • Jim wastes several minutes recounting Marvel's Avengers' numerous failings everyone already knows about.
  • I'm running out of ways to say Jim repeats himself.
  • YTP-tier edit of a Tamagotchi ad with DOOM sounds. Your guess is as good as mine.
  • There is still somehow 5 minutes left in the video.
  • It is apparently a revelation to Jim that companies will kill a product/service that is not profitable for them.
  • Jim engages in 3-minutes of Reddit-grade theory-crafting around Square-Enix looking to be acquired by another company.
  • Jim ends the video by once again drawing attention to the size of his moobs. Totally not a fetish.

TL;DR Marvel's Avengers, a shitty live service game is being shut down because it was shit and Square-Enix lost a fuckton of money (11-billion yen) on it.
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Only jim and other troons can make a video about a shitty video game and still have be all about themselves
 
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Oliver Onions said:
  • Jim recounts why Marvel's Avengers was shit (correct opinion) and whinges about microtransactions.
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Only semi-related, but man, that game always looked like if you tried to recreate the MCU with the cast and resources of a Disney-park stunt-show.

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I like the conceit that you have to study Jim closely to tell he's ugly and bad at everything.

Shotgun Badger said:
And even then they barely ever try to marshall that argument against actual women, the dreaded TERFs, because not even they can keep up the pretence that JK Rowling or Julie Bindel is secretly getting wet over a picture of Jim in his full Sterdust get up. If anything, the fact Gendercritical lesbians clearly aren't attracted to them is the source of a vast amount of seethe on their end.
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Plus, if the straight ones were attracted to them, that's be double-triggering for them.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
Mate, nobody fucking gets off to you. Any sexual attention you receive comes purely from zero standard, like minded degenerates that believe "any port in a storm". If your husband could fuck a real woman, he wouldn't fuck you.
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His husband is a real woman. This is what we call a heterosexual couple. Still degenerates though.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
To be honest he's one of the better passing troons (until he opens his mouth). Looks like an obese, unattractive woman past her 50th birthday. Obesity masks his masculine facial features.
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He literally looks like Pauline from the League of Gentleman. I can see a kid mistaking him for a woman (like I did when I watched LoG growing up) but to any adult with functioning eyes Jim would be sus the instant you saw him in real life.
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Magnus Opum said:
Also there is no way he hasn't been told he needs to change something in the way he is in the ring by older guys.
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I can tell you for a fact this hasn't happened because it would have prompted a Twitter rant from Jim, complaining about being 'mansplained' to by some bigoted cishets, and the replies would be full of the Tolerant Left saying they hope those old guys die soon.
White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
Only semi-related, but man, that game always looked like if you tried to recreate the MCU with the cast and resources of a Disney-park stunt-show.
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The greatest tragedy of Marvel's Avengers is the first couple hours contain the bones of the single-player adventure Crystal Dynamics clearly set out to make, and it's actually pretty good. Their first 2 Tomb Raider reboots were fairly solid so I'm confident it would have been good before SE stepped in to turn it into a button-mashing loot fountain.

None of that would have fixed the ugly-ass character models, mind you.
 
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