Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Everyone is seeing Cynthia in the shadows. Cynthia has moved to the new chat, so she is sitting back, enjoying the show I suppose. She may return in glorious fashion one day. Cynthia fans, it may not be over quite yet.
Local members had a brief encounter of reading the farms. It's as sad as one may imagine. A faggot got mad that he wasn't the center of attention over here. Then proceeds to irony posting?
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Surely this will own the farms?

Apparently the Locals chat doesn't have the greatest reading comprehension by the looks of things. They see this and all they see is "Mandy's photos are underage", even though the text reads "it's almost certainly not the case.
Chat has a little discussion about someone being doxed previously. The supposed user posted his name and company name. Guess a Locals member got in a fight with this individual and went scorched earth.
Sally has had enough bullshit in a week to last her a lifetime. She gets upset when she inserts herself into a conversation about Starcraft. I've seen her do this everytime a video game is mentioned. Then gets upset due to their "slights all week". Clearly a stable, mentally healthy woman. Thankfully the hugbox has returned so they can felicitate themselves.
Am I the only one that sees irony in this? Our wife, Nick, thots, simps all encourage this behavior.
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That type of doxxing is gay.

It is also great that the mormon leather wine mom is not posting new leather shots right now. She is now in a great situation for the farms. If she post more leather then we get to make fun of her and others get to monetize it. If she doesn't post leather, we get to claim victory.

Those of you with locals subscription and are afraid of being doxed, I have a link for you.
 
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Imagine being so assblasted at a web forum merely laughing at you, that you hope a leaf who makes bathtub HRT for distribution to children takes it down.

Stay classy, Art. You thin-skinned mongloid.
 
Lol they’re seeing ghost Cynthia’s everywhere. Their nerves are shot.

Art is right though. I do want them to keep posting half naked stupid shit. Since we’re heading down that road now we may as well sit back, enjoy the scenery, and laugh along the way.

Poor Sally has been so bullied. I’m sure Daddy Nick will make it all better soon.
 
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Imagine being so assblasted at a web forum merely laughing at you, that you hope a leaf who makes bathtub HRT for distribution to children takes it down.

Stay classy, Art. You thin-skinned mongloid.
Let's be honest, Art is probably in Lucas' DMs right now asking how to make troonshine and then convince his "beneficiaries" to send him progress pics.
 
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Imagine being so assblasted at a web forum merely laughing at you, that you hope a leaf who makes bathtub HRT for distribution to children takes it down.

Stay classy, Art. You thin-skinned mongloid.
So I decided to look up arttheclown and I found him. I'm not going to post the dox, since some people are faggots about it. I may change my mind later. Say hi art
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Art is right though. I do want them to keep posting half naked stupid shit. Since we’re heading down that road now we may as well sit back, enjoy the scenery, and laugh along the way.
He's right that we're reaping a benefit from their stupidity and complete lack of inhibition, but he's wrong that there's some big active operation going on here.

Nobody is doing shit here to make them act the way they are. It's all passive observation. Their shitbox is wide open for anyone to read. I'm not even sure Elissa and Cynthia have accounts on the Farms. I think Nick is too up his own ass on his false victim narrative to clue them in on the fact that we stop when they stop posting stupid shit that we laugh at. He SHOULD know how this works, but him telling that gaggle of idiots how it works might mean less boobies and ass being posted. Can't have that.

Let's be honest, Art is probably in Lucas' DMs right now asking how to make troonshine and then convince his "beneficiaries" to send him progress pics.
At this point, few things would actually surprise me.

If you didn't know you were reading Nick's Locals, you would swear you're reading some lefty sexual fetish hugbox. A lot of posts have that aggrieved "words are violence" air about them.

I'm not going to post the dox, since some people are faggots about it.
Who? Nick's Locals? Fuck 'em. You owe them nothing. Do what you feel is best.
 
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Well, maybe not.

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"someone." Both hands are visible of the person getting the chip inserted. I think he's the one just shooting the footage.

It would be pretty funny if his name was FEDson and he had an RFID chip tho.

For some reason I'm now laughing at the idea of feds infiltrating Nick's Locals: "Hello fellow sexy free-spirited people! I am also a sexy free-spirited person! Does anybody have some lewd pictures of young people? Or perhaps you can hook me up with something prohibited under the Controlled Substances Act? Man, isn't the government is like... lame... and stuff? They don't like fun. I like fun!"
 
I was a bit mystified by the whole thing. Generally if you're saying somebody needs t o face a firing squad, you'd say that you want to put them against the wall, not on the wall.

So then I assumed it was a taxidermy reference. As in, 'You're such a peculiar specimen, you need to have your head mounted on a wooden plaque so I can put the plaque on the wall.'

Which does imply that you'd need to be dead before your head could go off to the taxidermy shop, but it's not really a death threat. But the more I thought about it, the more I just assumed that he'd misspoke. He'd intended to say Keffals should be put against the wall (and shot), but had just bungled the usual reference -- which gave him a ludicrous get-out clause.

But even if he'd actually fleshed it out and said right out that Keffals should be put against the wall and shot, that really isn't a threat. It's just opinion about what a worthless motherfucker somebody is. Nothing to do with his being a troon. And the only people who are more worthless than Keffals are all those useless morons who pretend to be journalists and repeated Keffals claims as though they had some merit.

Mounting their heads would be too good for those losers. I'd want a taxidermist to stuff and mount their heads but replace their mouths with their assholes as a historical reminder of all the shite that they talked before somebody put them on the goddamned wall.
Everyone's headcanons for this make way more sense than how Nick explained it. I thought it was a bit like a wall of mugshots full of People to Avoid or something. A wall of shame.

What is the point of even doing these trial streams if you're only there a half or a third of the time? The last one he barely streamed it, and he also missed a big chunk of the Brooks trial.

Nobody is going to get invested if you're "unable" or just can't be bothered to cover significant portions of the trial. It's like a streaming service where random episodes were missing from every season of ever series.
I think it's a bit different, though, because it technically started today, but they are still doing jury selection, and so the livestreams were audio only to protect the jurors. While I'm sure some people covered it, it's not like he has missed the actual arguments, just more procedural stuff. Emily D. Baker is also covering it and she did not stream today.

What you say might be true of people who do motion practice but there are no shortage of competent advocates out there. Selling a story to a judge/jury is the core of what they do. I would have thought those skills would be absolutely transferrable to other mediums.
You'd think he could convince us...
This comment on one of Elissa's videos made me lol.
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