The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Ghostse]

The most genuinely charitable thing they could do is slaughter all the animals they don't want to take and donate them as feed to the various wildlife sanctuaries in the area. Wolves need to eat too, even if it's a crappy shriveled alpaca carcass. Jerk a tear and claim chud Nazis shot up the alpaca at night mistaking the curly silhouettes for black people, that ought to grift a couple dollars.

Alpaca's are not native to the area and the infrastructure for monetizing them is extremely niche because the market is so small. The market for Alpaca products is pretty much just wool and calves. They aren't good for milk, or labor (you cant' ride them, or can't have them pull a cart) and they aren't good for grazing. I guess technically thye're good for manure, but they aren't efficient at it and no infrastructure exists to capitalize on it.
The Alpacas imprisoned at Alpacaschwitz have been starved, malnourished, and poorly kept for years

I know the animal lovers won't like to hear this, but the most merciful thing to do is cull the entire lot. They are not properly socialized, probably have tons of health issues.

I just cited one a page ago. C.R.S. § 33-1-106. If animal control has to take care of your abandoned or escaped livestock you're on the hook for (apparently) up to $1,000 per animal or $5,000 per incident, more under some cases. I don't know if they'd just not even bother considering they're completely worthless troons or they'd put a lien on the property.

Not from colorado but:
These sorts of laws are more about keeping honest people honest (i.e. come to an agreement with the neighbor before calling the sheriff because you can come to some arrangement that'll be cheaper than the recovery payment), or more about keeping retards who thought they'd show Big Dairy what for by having their own cow (or just as often, pet horse), and then not realizing they are not doggies, and to more or less to force you to surrender/sell the animal. The penalties probably need an update in that regard to reflect live stock pricing.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I know the animal lovers won't like to hear this, but the most merciful thing to do is cull the entire lot. They are not properly socialized, probably have tons of health issues.

Be like that King of the Hill episode episode with the cult, if they actually did shoot the emus.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It wouldn't be a good idea but nothing these idiotic troons do has been.


C.R.S. § 33-1-106(3)(c) (2020).

The question is who "owns" these animals. Boner? I doubt they did any proper paperwork because they're idiotic troons.

There's a recent amendment to the Animal Cruelty Act but I'm not sure what it is or if it affects this.

Who “owns” them? They own themsleves, slaver chud!
No collars on thier necks!

 

[AnOminous]

The penalties probably need an update in that regard to reflect live stock pricing.

Or in this particular case, they should frankly invoke criminal animal cruelty laws and actually punish these evil fucks. Which will never happen because muh troooooons.

 

[Temperance]

The Tranchers have held their tongues so far. Wonder how long that'll last...
Paul tweeted a couple more times:

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Paul is actively involved in having the animals medically-examined & rehomed. I hope it works out! And he mentions exhuming the mass graves? I wonder if this is just big talk from Fat Paul or if he actually intends to do it. Hmm. Is he planning on taking Penny to court or something?


Paul is like an ex-cult member who still shares many of the cult's beliefs, but just disagrees with the cult leader on some aspects. I guess he still thinks the fascist hordes are just on the horizon, desiring to genocide all troons and cause an environmental apocalypse.

Penny wants the Tranch to be a self-sufficient cult compound for his troon militia. That's how he plans to "fight the apocalypse". Paul, likely influenced by Kindness, thinks this is ableist. Someone like Kindness is useless (and was rejected) as a cult/militia member, plus she doesn't want society to collapse since then there won't be any more government gibs & free healthcare for her non-existent ailments. Paul therefore thinks the "apocalypse" needs to be prevented in some other (unspecified) way. All these people are total loons.

 

[Oxyjen]

Trying to follow the logic on this one. He knows where the bodies are buried - does this mean the 30-50 that he personally helped bury?

Because OK, aren’t you just as culpable for those, they froze to death or whatever on your watch?

Or does he suspect from the headcount that there’s a hundred more buried since he left?

Nobody (except kiwis) appears to have given a shit about the alpaca abuse so far, unless he can credibly point the finger at the others and get someone to care, what’s the purpose exactly?
Maybe he thinks people just aren’t taking his word for it and photos of carcasses are needed?

Also this is not reconciliation and working it out, this is full on scorched earth territory, you love to see it.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Lordy I hope there are pictures

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Mandozer decries the apocalypse while having enabled the alpacalypse. Mandozer was a hands-on architect and builder of the alpacalypse. Then has the gall to say "Ableism and fascism go hand in hand*," like he wasn't one half of the ableist fascist leadership that led to this disaster. A fascist oppressor of field troons says what?

What a fuckin' mealy-mouthed hypocrite. And there's no way he's learned a damned thing from all this, other than "this is all someone else's fault (Phil's)".

*A phrase like 'hand in hand" is incredibly ableist, Mandozer. Some people don't even have hands. Just as some men don't even have penises anymore. SMH

 

[Ghostse]

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Paul is like an ex-cult member who still shares many of the cult's beliefs, but just disagrees with the cult leader on some aspects. I guess he still thinks the fascist hordes are just on the horizon, desiring to genocide all troons and cause an environmental apocalypse.

Penny wants the Tranch to be a self-sufficient cult compound for his troon militia. That's how he plans to "fight the apocalypse". Paul, likely influenced by Kindness, thinks this is ableist. Someone like Kindness is useless (and was rejected) as a cult/militia member, plus she doesn't want society to collapse since then there won't be any more government gibs & free healthcare for her non-existent ailments. Paul therefore thinks the "apocalypse" needs to be prevented in some other (unspecified) way. All these people are total loons.

So very close to the realization.

I wonder... maybe if we weren't diverting resources to useless leeches on society if the ableist end of the world might be delayed or prevented? What is the environmental impact of producing titty skittles? Makes a body wonder.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Moved back in? He never moved out. He's still wiping her ass with wet wipes

I assume they mean, move back into the ranch together

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'd assume the whole rhetoric about knowing where the bodies are buried is to try and pressure the tranch to clean/do away with the alpaca massgrave. I'm sure Boner realises that if he wants to have a chance in hell of unloading the land he can't have a shallow alpaca grave on the site - and you know they didn't follow any regulations when it comes to burying large live stock (not that there is any for 30-50 'paca corpses, but still).

 

[AssignedEva]

I'd assume the whole rhetoric about knowing where the bodies are buried is to try and pressure the tranch to clean/do away with the alpaca massgrave. I'm sure Boner realises that if he wants to have a chance in hell of unloading the land he can't have a shallow alpaca grave on the site - and you know they didn't follow any regulations when it comes to burying large live stock (not that there is any for 30-50 'paca corpses, but still).

"I know where the bodies are buried" is usually a metaphorical statement meaning "I have dirt on these people so they shouldn't piss me off".

It says a lot in this situation that Bonnie means it in both the literal and figurative sense. Although as others have observed, he's already admitted complicity, I don't see how exposing mass alpaca negligence is something he can pin on Phil without going down himself (then again, Bonnie is very stupid)

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Bonnie rampage continues.

Look at this reply to the “cute fantasy” thread, this is an excerpt because I am making this post in a rush [A]


Also, I feel like that “preparing for the apocalypse is ableist” tweet serves as a gentle reminder for those of us who may have mistakenly given Bonnie too much faith in this saga.

 

[Oxyjen]

Interesting developments, I wonder what Kindness has to say, she certainly had issues with the tranch, indeed was there in person for the beginnings of all this bad blood. What words of support might she have for her boyfriend in all this.



Oh.

 

[Meiwaku]

What the fuck Sky? Mediating? Worst farmer ever. We need autistic slap fights

Bonnie still seems defcon 3 on ready to go whole hog about the Tranch and its lies. He's threatening a lot.

 

[Cuckoman]

Or in this particular case, they should frankly invoke criminal animal cruelty laws and actually punish these evil fucks. Which will never happen because muh troooooons.

That is what should happen. But I don't think that is what will happen.
I think as long as the troons leave and never return then the local sheriff, neighbors and townspeople will all be willing to forgive and forget any and all crimes they did. As long as they never come back.

 

[Oxyjen]

Bonnie uses a mad huge font for his DMs instead of admitting he needs reading glasses.

This sounds like furry related drama?

However it reads to me like the complainant is saying the “popular figures” are who did the swatting, not the tranch?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Oh my. All semblance of unity is breaking down. Will it end with a "Showdown at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" between the Tranchers?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It’s so over, Trancharoonies

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

 

[AssignedEva]

Bonnie uses a mad huge font for his DMs instead of admitting he needs reading glasses.

This sounds like furry related drama?

However it reads to me like the complainant is saying the “popular figures” are who did the swatting, not the tranch?

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The tranch has a fandom to the point there's popular figures in the fandom? I thought we were the closest thing they had to a fandom and then there were just a variety of Kevin Gibes orbiters who sometimes asked to come visit and chucked them money.

Do they have a secret fandom Discord or something? And who did they SWAT?