The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

The most genuinely charitable thing they could do is slaughter all the animals they don't want to take and donate them as feed to the various wildlife sanctuaries in the area. Wolves need to eat too, even if it's a crappy shriveled alpaca carcass. Jerk a tear and claim chud Nazis shot up the alpaca at night mistaking the curly silhouettes for black people, that ought to grift a couple dollars.

 

[Cuckoman]

The most genuinely charitable thing they could do is slaughter all the animals they don't want to take and donate them as feed to the various wildlife sanctuaries in the area. Wolves need to eat too, even if it's a crappy shriveled alpaca carcass. Jerk a tear and claim chud Nazis shot up the alpaca at night mistaking the curly silhouettes for black people, that ought to grift a couple dollars.

Sounds like a lot of work and a lot of uncertainty.
Maybe just shoot them all and drop them down into the well. Quickest and easiest way to get rid of them.
Just blame it on Earl if anyone asks.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Bonnie’s not done. He tweeted this. [A]

But a few minutes prior to that tweet, he replied to his own tweet from yesterday. The one about the major developments. [A]

I also noticed that he unpinned it from his profile. Yes, it was pinned from the time he made it till… now, I guess. He replaced the pinned tweet with the previous one where he starts blasting the tranch.

I think what happened is that they talked (or texted) with Sky as a mediator or middleman, and they told him they were rehoming the animals and moving. But I think Bonnie’s on the warpath because it seems like they didn’t tell him about their plans to continue to be a trans beacon of hope, which is what Bonnie didn’t want. He feels lied to and that’s why he’s big mad. The screenshot posted in the TUR’s latest tweet replies by Bonnie seems to be a text from Sky, after he confronted them “what the fuck do you mean you’re coming back in the mid-summer”.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm no livestock expert but I am fairly sure there are more than a few Federal (and State) laws against this kind of shit. And it's not as if people in the area wouldn't immediately know whose alpacas those are.

I just cited one a page ago. C.R.S. § 33-1-106. If animal control has to take care of your abandoned or escaped livestock you're on the hook for (apparently) up to $1,000 per animal or $5,000 per incident, more under some cases. I don't know if they'd just not even bother considering they're completely worthless troons or they'd put a lien on the property.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Who in the fuck is gonna take 100-150 malnourished and abused alpacas? Is the wolf sanctuary gonna take them as feed for the wolves?

My guess is they'll be able to rehome some of them in small batches as pasture pets to well meaning, but slightly crazy older rural women. Think the type of ladies who run cat "rescues", except with 10 acres.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Those alpaca weren't worth much money and that's before they were

Yes, but I don't doubt that Penny and Bonnie aren't stupid and or greedy enough to try. It wouldn't make sense but I don't put my faith in them.

Turns out people who couldn’t even feed or clean themselves properly couldn’t successfully run a farm.

Color me shocked.

But they did (according to them) until something happened, and it will be all Bonnie's/Penny's fault depending on the person once the alpacas are off their back. Imagine either of them accepting blame for this.

These animals then need vet/dental care, vaccinations, deworming, and quarantine. There are likely surprise pregnant females that will need specialized care. I wouldn't be shocked if several were put down after examination and then disposal costs on top of that for the carcasses.

I wouldn't also be surprised if Penny finds out about this, he would cry and ree about it. Then probably blame it on someone else while his poor baby gets put down.

If it makes you feel better, the alpaca grave probably smells better than their stinkditch.

At least it gives back to the earth while possibly poisoning the water table.

Imagine being told by this fucker that you have low INT. I mean sky does but fuck, the deformed man-sprogling that calls itself bonny has no room to talk

Bonnie still downplays most of his faults in general. I feel bad for Sky wasting his time on Bonnie, but I wouldn't be surprised if Sky made boneheaded choices with or without the guy.

But how will they blame the dissolution of the tranch on Terfs, capitalism and Earl?

Ok, I'll have a go.

In this modern capitalist society, the farmer isn't paid and subsidized for their honest labor. Raising alpacas, helping the Natives, and providing a healing spot for trans people is something the government will ignore and continue to ignore due to them not caring about BIPOC people and vunerable mental health of trans people. The country tramples them underfoot every day, the government not caring unless you fit into the cis hetero white narrative that is being falsely pushed by Trans Exclusionary Radical Facsists who poison the well along with old white men with capitalist corporation funding. Had the government not forced Penny and the gang to work themselves to the bone ( ) and gave more of a shit on niche healing opportunities and community improvements, the farm could have succeeded. But Westcliff refused their help and refused to help them, and corporations were allowed to trample over the tranchers with their big meaty corporation boots. Death threats from transphones didn't help and drove away more sensitive members, they were able to reach the farm with their drones and tire inflators and made the serfs run out of fear. Had the community listened to them, we could have had a trans paradise, a healing community that worked with both trans and cis people and helped alpacas and eggs hatch. But thanks to capitalism and the damn dirty TERFs and Earls who run big corps and trolling campaigns, they don't have enough spoons to help others after fighting back the terf-earl menace.


tl;dr: Anything can be said with the power of complete bullshit. They're already olympic level mental gymnasts, it's not too much of a stretch for them.

Penny's brilliant new plan is to earn a living growing weed and vegetables, apparently.

It's likely only the vegetable. The weed will be enough for 1/4th of their personal consumption at max.

He feels lied to and that’s why he’s big mad. The screenshot posted in the TUR’s latest tweet replies by Bonnie seems to be a text from Sky, after he confronted them “what the fuck do you mean you’re coming back in the mid-summer”.

I'm so excited for the slapfight.

 

[Temperance]

Not super relevant, but I wanted to share something I found funny in a surreal/absurd way...
This guy just replied to Paul's new tweets:

I checked his profile out of morbid curiosity:

If you've ever wondered what kind of weirdos still defend/support the Tranch despite all their failings, well... here's your answer!
Sometimes it just strikes me that people like this actually exist; it feels almost surreal at times. Social media was a mistake.

Take a look at his twitter stats, btw. He's been on Twitter for almost 5 years now and has tweeted 120,000+ times. That's around 65 tweets/day, every single day. And what has it earned him...? A whopping 448 followers. This guy has truly been shouting into the void.
Here's Kevin's stats for comparison:

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

.... Death threats from transphones didn't help and drove away more sensitive members, they were able to reach the farm with their drones and tire inflators and made the serfs run out of fear. ....

My transphone keeps threatening to kill itself because I won't buy it an iphone case.
I am so sorry.

 

[Bob_]

Not super relevant, but I wanted to share something I found funny in a surreal/absurd way...
This guy just replied to Paul's new tweets:
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I checked his profile out of morbid curiosity:
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If you've ever wondered what kind of weirdos still defend/support the Tranch despite all their failings, well... here's your answer!
Sometimes it just strikes me that people like this actually exist; it feels almost surreal at times. Social media was a mistake.

Take a look at his twitter stats, btw. He's been on Twitter for almost 5 years now and has tweeted 120,000+ times. That's around 65 tweets/day, every single day. And what has it earned him...? A whopping 448 followers. This guy has truly been shouting into the void.
Here's Kevin's stats for comparison:
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All those tweets and Kevin has the nerve to lecture anyone on anything.

The only thing he is an expert on is how to post to Twitter, he needs to stay in his lane whenever he considers offering his input on anything else.

 

[Flamin Park]

The 'tranch grift is being seen as some sort of fraud, with a lawsuit or at least, the real possibility of legal intervention involving the courts. Now with the Alpaca mass murder being covered up, there might be investigations. Certainly, every narrative, every fiction is slipping and there might be some criminality.

FedposterJ is outside the polycule. The interpersonal distance between Jarrod and the polycule is much greater, he is the 'other.' Held together only by a fictitious identity and a shared narrative that is failing and also a society that is questioning 'trans rights.' Jarrod never had the surgery, never underwent the irreversible transformation into tranny. He has options other than the fraud that is the TUR, the polycule has each other and that is it.

In the future, Phil and his polycule will have even less than they do now. Do you think they're going to share that? Maybe if Jarrod starts sucking Phil's cock, but barring that, Jarrod is going to be on his own in the near future.

Jarrod: while you're there, start documenting everything as an assurance and protect yourself. When the investigations start, you'll be quite alone. In the near future, you'll revisit this post. How you feel about yourself at that time is what you do now. Keeping a log or diary of daily activity and what is being said there now will carry greater weight in court, rather than recording everything from memory later. We know you won't share it on KiwiFarms, but do it for yourself.

Take pics. Be smart. You're about to get owned by a ballless failure and his equally mutilated harem. You have a future, they do not.

Phil doesn't want his cock sucking because he cut his balls off and lost his sex drive. And J is just as dependant on the other tranchers as Kev and Michael because they secure his rebel against the system larp
He needs them there to tell him the story about the trans revolution again so he doesn't accidentally remember the most productive thing he's done there is collect pinecones for dinner and build lean to 'shower' because every death camp needs one

Without the tranch he's just the new ADF

 

[Oxyjen]

It’s so over, Trancharoonies

 

[AssignedEva]

It wouldn't be a good idea but nothing these idiotic troons do has been.


C.R.S. § 33-1-106(3)(c) (2020).

The question is who "owns" these animals. Boner? I doubt they did any proper paperwork because they're idiotic troons.

There's a recent amendment to the Animal Cruelty Act but I'm not sure what it is or if it affects this.

I kinda wonder if the alpaca aren't owned by Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC. They're primarily categorised as an agricultural company working with large animals - a lot of people observed that their other activities like Lakota mutual aid or trans refuge clashed with this classification, and Penny is down as the primary principal. Unfortunately the USA doesn't have a freely accessible version of Companies House - you seem to need to sign up to anything to find out more.

Bonnie’s not done. He tweeted this. [A]
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But a few minutes prior to that tweet, he replied to his own tweet from yesterday. The one about the major developments. [A]
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I also noticed that he unpinned it from his profile. Yes, it was pinned from the time he made it till… now, I guess. He replaced the pinned tweet with the previous one where he starts blasting the tranch.
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I think what happened is that they talked (or texted) with Sky as a mediator or middleman, and they told him they were rehoming the animals and moving. But I think Bonnie’s on the warpath because it seems like they didn’t tell him about their plans to continue to be a trans beacon of hope, which is what Bonnie didn’t want. He feels lied to and that’s why he’s big mad. The screenshot posted in the TUR’s latest tweet replies by Bonnie seems to be a text from Sky, after he confronted them “what the fuck do you mean you’re coming back in the mid-summer”.

While I'm nominally on Bonnie's side in this argument, it's a bit rich for Bonnie to expect them to completely disband the polycule as a group activity.

Penny had already started his trans ranch larp a couple of years before Bonnie came along. If they're not neglecting alpacas, enslaving field serfs or squatting on his property, Bonnie's only real reason for wanting Penny to disband the Tenacious Unicorn brand while he fails at growing weed is pure spite.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It’s so over, Trancharoonies

On the one hand, we'll miss the alpacas, which isn't bad as their inclusion was darkly comedic and we would rather them be free. We also won't have field serfs, or at least a different type of freeloader.


On the other:

• Penny will still attempt farming and will wreck his parents land if said parents move away.
• Penny will still attempt the unicorn battalion and still try and grift money to make a troon force five, maybe even decide to make a paid class (but paid by other people so it's free to the community or both, whatever gets him more money and followers).
• Jen and Fedposter J will start tweeting again.
• Everyone will be encouraged to be more social because they'll be closer to town, and more people they talk to and the more things they do means the more content they produce and a chance of more drama.
• They will still likely fix anything they own badly so DIY projects are still in the cards.
• Penny and Bonnie still have to navigate through the fallout of the business.

Don't cry that it's over, smile that it happened, and a new dawn can take it's place.

 

[AnOminous]

Unfortunately the USA doesn't have a freely accessible version of Companies House - you seem to need to sign up to anything to find out more.

On top of that it's been delinquent since October.

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Change in Status: Delinquent for failure to file Periodic Report​

10/01/2022​

10/01/2022​

10/01/2022 01:46 AM​

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Entity has become delinquent for failure to file Periodic Report​

Usually if you follow the proper formalities an LLC will limit your liability. In this case, in the absence of any paperwork formalizing the ownership of the animals, I can see them deciding either Penis or Boner or both of them jointly own the animals and are the ones to fine, rather than a corporation that has been a sham from the outset.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I just cited one a page ago. C.R.S. § 33-1-106. If animal control has to take care of your abandoned or escaped livestock you're on the hook for (apparently) up to $1,000 per animal or $5,000 per incident, more under some cases. I don't know if they'd just not even bother considering they're completely worthless troons or they'd put a lien on the property.

I assume they'll just never pay anything they owe and get away with it because trannies are above the law.

 

[Procopius]

On the one hand, we'll miss the alpacas, which isn't bad as their inclusion was darkly comedic and we would rather them be free. We also won't have field serfs, or at least a different type of freeloader.
.....
Don't cry that it's over, smile that it happened, and a new dawn can take it's place.

And there's always the possibility that Fat Paul will move back in with Kindness. Lets see how her disability larp copes with a house with a dirt track drive, stairs to the front door, and no heating. Assuming that Phil doesn't decide that the suicide stairs are his and takes them with him. Maybe he'll even take the cooker too and leave that big gaping hole they cut in the wall.

 

[MetalParakeet]

And there's always the possibility that Fat Paul will move back in with Kindness. Lets see how her disability larp copes with a house with a dirt track drive, stairs to the front door, and no heating. Assuming that Phil doesn't decide that the suicide stairs are his and takes them with him. Maybe he'll even take the cooker too and leave that big gaping hole they cut in the wall.

Moved back in? He never moved out. He's still wiping her ass with wet wipes

 

[TheGuntinator]

All those tweets and Kevin has the nerve to lecture anyone on anything.

The only thing he is an expert on is how to post to Twitter, he needs to stay in his lane whenever he considers offering his input on anything else.

He's an expert at digging mass graves too

 

[Flamin Park]

Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):

Spoiler: Location of the alpacamp

1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.

Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

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Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.

Spoiler

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Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.

Spoiler: 2022 photo

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When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
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- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
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So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
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I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
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On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.

Impressive work as always by the Kiwi intelligence division
You guys take autism to a new level

 

[Bob_]

He's an expert at digging mass graves too

The only thing Keviee has ever dug is boogers out of his nose.