The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Constellationzero]

If only the troons watched this video, things could have turned out so differently!

Didn't these retards end up with some vicuna in the herd? And didn't Philellope argue about that? Pretty sure that would make the situation even worse than we thought.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Wait, Im enjoying this drama as much as any other retard but how do you not know if you burried 30 or 50 of your 90 animals?
Some say It could be BS. Do we have anything verified except this guys tweets?
And if we do, yet again how could he not know the actual number?
Half of the capital of the farm is gone, you buried it. W T F.

Troon-style damage control. "30-50" doesn't sound [as] bad as saying "50", though the average person would know that losing ~30-40% of your herd in such a tight timeframe is extremely alarming

 

[Jacob Schiff]

They could have turned the corpses into compost. This would have been their only chance at terraforming their mars landscape.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I honestly put this up with Trump's taxes in terms of how much I care, which means I really don't think it's such a big deal.

Does the death rate seem high? Yes. But I am just a faggot that was raised in suburbia and I am sure most here are similar or raised in the city.

My best guess is that on ranches, animals die. Perhaps it's a disease, not enough water, too much heat, old age, predators, etc. But again, animals die on a farm. If one of us lives in a rural area perhaps they can ask a ranch hand how many animals just flat out died during their time working?

Honestly, this is nothing bigger than 90 chickens dying on a factory farm and the Sheriff will give it the same response which is doing nothing.

The bigger issue is improper disposal. Which can create all sorts of nasty public hazards. You can't just Mass Grave Farm Animals.

The state will also want to closely monitor any large animal die offs. This isn't "the hamster died". Colorado is a Farm and Livestock Economy. They have to watch carefully for disease. There are laws and regulations that are supposed to prevent what we are seeing. You should not normally be seeing large animals, which Alpacas are, dying at these rates outside of a major unexpected weather event or disease.

 

[Starre & Ruine]

The 'tranch grift is being seen as some sort of fraud, with a lawsuit or at least, the real possibility of legal intervention involving the courts. Now with the Alpaca mass murder being covered up, there might be investigations. Certainly, every narrative, every fiction is slipping and there might be some criminality.

FedposterJ is outside the polycule. The interpersonal distance between Jarrod and the polycule is much greater, he is the 'other.' Held together only by a fictitious identity and a shared narrative that is failing and also a society that is questioning 'trans rights.' Jarrod never had the surgery, never underwent the irreversible transformation into tranny. He has options other than the fraud that is the TUR, the polycule has each other and that is it.

In the future, Phil and his polycule will have even less than they do now. Do you think they're going to share that? Maybe if Jarrod starts sucking Phil's cock, but barring that, Jarrod is going to be on his own in the near future.

Jarrod: while you're there, start documenting everything as an assurance and protect yourself. When the investigations start, you'll be quite alone. In the near future, you'll revisit this post. How you feel about yourself at that time is what you do now. Keeping a log or diary of daily activity and what is being said there now will carry greater weight in court, rather than recording everything from memory later. We know you won't share it on KiwiFarms, but do it for yourself.

Take pics. Be smart. You're about to get owned by a ballless failure and his equally mutilated harem. You have a future, they do not.

 

[Oxyjen]

Didn't these retards end up with some vicuna in the herd? And didn't Philellope argue about that? Pretty sure that would make the situation even worse than we thought.

Pepe, one of their most-photographed animals, is a Vicuña I believe. I’m not sure that’s really a problem considering that the whole herd is quite large and 99% alpaca.
That was interesting facts in that YouTube film though, I’m glad to say my local keeper seems to be following those rules: a small number, two groups that are in separate fields, well away from the sheep.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't forget the attempt to clean the disgusting stove, which is now at bachelor levels of unsanitary.

It's beyond bachelor. This is even the guys in Animal House would dragoon some frosh into cleaning the fucking thing.

Thanks to you and the Cryptid again. I'm genuinely unsurprised that they spent that much on weed: I remember their furry weed dealer with the elaborately decked out car (nice colors, too showy for me but still enjoy seeing it) delivering it to them.

The fact they needed weed delivered (certainly at DoorDash prices compared to just going and hooking up) shows just how incompetent these troons are at anything. You'd think of all things they could have been self-sufficient about, they could have (legally under Colorado law so far as I know) had a grow shed, set up some kind of small hydroponic water-recycling operation to avoid using much water, and grown as much as allowed so long as they didn't sell it, for much less than the cost of buying retail+delivery like a bunch of retards.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

So they pretty much fucked up everything,

Literally every single thing. Almost as if people who mutilate their own bodies aren't qualified to care for anything, much less livestock.

Yeah, but you´d still have a tally at the end.

You're assuming they bothered to count. A responsible person would, but a tranny trying to ignore their own failure would probably just chuck them in the hole and not turn back.

On top of that, ranch out-smokes Snoop!

It's literally the only way they can continue the charade. This is especially bad for some of them because weed is known to exacerbate mental issues such as schizophrenia.

Also from what I’ve heard among people in the alpaca community: people have been trying to help and give advice but they haven’t accepted any or outright ignored it.

Trannies are too good to take advice. I have literally never seen a tranny take someone else's advice at all. I'm sure there has to be exceptions, but every example I've seen ends with them doing exactly the opposite of what they were told. If I were so dangerously and mentally ill that cutting my cock/tits off was the only way to find happiness, I would start asking everyone I know for advice. Then again, mental illness that profound might fry that part of the brain. I dunno.

The state will also want to closely monitor any large animal die offs. This isn't "the hamster died". Colorado is a Farm and Livestock Economy.

The state isn't going to do shit. The moment they do there will be a tranny shitstorm, and I can promise you the tranchers will use it as an excuse to say they were doing everything correctly, but the mean old gummamint ran in and ruined everything.
And then the media will join in and say the trannies were not at fault because no one gave them gibs and support.

they could have (legally under Colorado law so far as I know) had a grow shed, set up some kind of small hydroponic water-recycling operation to avoid using much water, and grown as much as allowed so long as they didn't sell it, for much less than the cost of buying retail+delivery like a bunch of retards.

This is work, and they can't even be bothered to do the bare minimum to keep their animals alive. They're not going to grow their own weed. They also don't have enough power for what they're currently doing, much less chuck some for a side project like that.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I wouldn't trust these trannies to take care of a bunch of sea monkeys for a weekend, much less animals that require a lot more care over a couple of years. I hate that the alpacas had to die, but it's a way to show that these people shouldn't be entrusted to take care of anything. Hell they're not even able to take care of their own selves most of the time and need some kind of tard wrangler.
The trans ranch is under siege and kiwi farmers are gonna rescue the remaining alpacas in their geo metros.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

They could have turned the corpses into compost. This would have been their only chance at terraforming their mars landscape.

That would be another dramatic failure. The ratio of plant and dry matter to offset all that meat would be astronomical...they need the wood of the house to heat their home after all!

 

[Oxyjen]

This is work, and they can't even be bothered to do the bare minimum to keep their animals alive. They're not going to grow their own weed. They also don't have enough power for what they're currently doing, much less chuck some for a side project like that.

You can happily grow outside through the summer where they are, with some care about watering.

But again, that’s a big missed opportunity if they wanted to be self sustaining. It would be the perfect site for a commercial grow op - even though it would mean running a generator for lighting during the winter, you get a bonus of waste heat from that which they have no end of need for. So it would be a relatively efficient use of fuel.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Pepe, one of their most-photographed animals, is a Vicuña I believe. I’m not sure that’s really a problem considering that the whole herd is quite large and 99% alpaca.
That was interesting facts in that YouTube film though, I’m glad to say my local keeper seems to be following those rules: a small number, two groups that are in separate fields, well away from the sheep.

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Penny could get some’them teeth. Out from the corpses. It’s what people used to do, before materials to make decent dentures came about. Better than wooden ones.
Sheeps teeth, as well as battlefield soldiers. But animal’s wIse, sheep and goats probably besT fit.

The first blood transfusions utilised sheeps blood to humans, some pacca pearlies would work in a pinch- when u got a row of tombstones in there already like Ol’ Pen.

 

[F13 Key]

The 'tranch grift is being seen as some sort of fraud, with a lawsuit or at least, the real possibility of legal intervention involving the courts. Now with the Alpaca mass murder being covered up, there might be investigations. Certainly, every narrative, every fiction is slipping and there might be some criminality.

FedposterJ is outside the polycule. The interpersonal distance between Jarrod and the polycule is much greater, he is the 'other.' Held together only by a fictitious identity and a shared narrative that is failing and also a society that is questioning 'trans rights.' Jarrod never had the surgery, never underwent the irreversible transformation into tranny. He has options other than the fraud that is the TUR, the polycule has each other and that is it.

In the future, Phil and his polycule will have even less than they do now. Do you think they're going to share that? Maybe if Jarrod starts sucking Phil's cock, but barring that, Jarrod is going to be on his own in the near future.

Jarrod: while you're there, start documenting everything as an assurance and protect yourself. When the investigations start, you'll be quite alone. In the near future, you'll revisit this post. How you feel about yourself at that time is what you do now. Keeping a log or diary of daily activity and what is being said there now will carry greater weight in court, rather than recording everything from memory later. We know you won't share it on KiwiFarms, but do it for yourself.

Take pics. Be smart. You're about to get owned by a ballless failure and his equally mutilated harem. You have a future, they do not.

If Fedposter J and Bonnie have more than a handful of brain cells between them, they should both put this entire soap opera as far behind them as possible and get on with their lives away from it.

Bonnie, since you're obviously reading this thread: they already ruined your credit. You buried the animals. You did terrible things, hopefully out of mere ignorance and foolishness. But if you stay embroiled in this melting pot of lunacy, you could find yourself legally liable for more, or even criminally liable if things go far enough. Get a lawyer and figure out how to get the property out of your name. Get ahead of the shitstorm while you can. Your future may involve sharing bathtubs of piss with a crazy munchie, but at least that's legal degeneracy.

As for us here, we just feel sympathy for the animals in all this. By now I'm sure the sheriffs or other relevant LE have been made aware of the goings on by people on twitter or faggot weens, and probably can't do much about any of it. Probably the best thing any of us could really do is watch the drama unfold, and if the tranch collapses, toss some money at whatever beleaguered animal rescue ends up having to try rehome them in the aftermath. LE's probably gotten their inboxes clogged with reports of animal neglect on the tranch. If there was something they could do, they'd have done it by now.

 

[FinnSven]

I second the posts telling fedposter J, Bonnie and any other associated troons from the ranch reading here.

However, if you don’t want to take it from some internet randoms on a site you have been repeatedly told is out to kill you, then find an older wiser adult you have had a good relationship with, be it a former teacher who was sympathetic, a childhood friend’s parent, or if such a service exists, a citizen advice bureau.

Explain to them the situation and your involvement, your fears and what has been going on.

Listen to them, not to twitter people or other people from your social groups.

 

[Ghostse]

The only ex-squaddies or ex military I have met who have not continued to be zealously tidy and intolerant of mess, have been the ones who descended into drug abuse and alcoholism.

I've met plenty of Ex-military who descend into slovenity once no one is yelling at them about it anymore, but it was all one-and-done types.

The state will also want to closely monitor any large animal die offs. This isn't "the hamster died". Colorado is a Farm and Livestock Economy. They have to watch carefully for disease. There are laws and regulations that are supposed to prevent what we are seeing. You should not normally be seeing large animals, which Alpacas are, dying at these rates outside of a major unexpected weather event or disease.

Animals like Alpaca get put into this weird category of livestock, where they aren't commercially important, and as there are no commercially important camelids in the North-American agriculture.

DoA is EXTREMELY interested in your Cows, Pigs, Sheep, and Chickens, but bespoke shit like Alpaca, Emus, Ostriches and the like are more like "why did you report the death of your cat?".

Colorado might have enough alpacas that's not the case there though.

 

[mold]

at least it wasn't kids

 

[Otterly]

Well at least the local cops know where to look for any missing persons…
Curious as to how deep that pit is. Fifty large animal corpses in a shallow grave is a very bad idea. With a bit of luck it’s uphill from the house though, eh?
Can you imagine the archaeology of a few hundred years time? “And here we see possibly a ritual deposit. On the one hand this shows that alpaca were of crucial importance to this tribe. And yet there are signs of disease and starvation, indicating lean times.”

 

[Poop Shoot]

So, since any normal parent will disagree with an adult child at times, this almost always ends with troons hating their mothers and cutting them off (if they can afford to).

I can assure you with complete honesty and sincerity that a significant percentage (if not the majority) of mothers who get cut off from their troon children only feel relief about it.

Obviously they’d rather their kids stop being degenerates, but troons don’t realize that having your weirdo autistic tranny child cut you out, that isn’t the punishment they think it is.

 

[TEA 3HF]

The dead are the lucky ones, for them the Tranch is over.

 

[Oxyjen]

at least it wasn't kids

They are called “cria”
oh I see what you mean