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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

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  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
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    Votes: 294 13.0%
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    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

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Pine Ridge has become famous over the course of the Keystone Pipeline dispute, and as well for how incredibly fucked up it is. Poverty, addiction, and abso-FUCKING-lutely appalling living conditions made it internet famous.
I mean it was already pretty famous for little things like Wounded Knee, Leonard Peltier heroically making two Feds Good Feds, etc etc.
 
Pepe, one of their most-photographed animals, is a Vicuña I believe. I’m not sure that’s really a problem considering that the whole herd is quite large and 99% alpaca.
That was interesting facts in that YouTube film though, I’m glad to say my local keeper seems to be following those rules: a small number, two groups that are in separate fields, well away from the sheep.

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I admittedly don't keep up super well with the thread, and know nothing about alpacas, but even a retard like me can see that someone needs to float those teeth! Even if they had enough feed (they don't) they'll still starve from dental neglect.

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Also, just looking at Google earth- are the dark stains all just excess manure? In Penny's last video the sheep pen showed the animals laying in an absolutely unbelievable amount of manure with zero woodchips or straw or anything.

The fly situation must be insane.
 
Man, you know how we can see the desolation causes by the tranch from space?

I wonder if we can pinpoint the location of alpaca mass grave from space as well.

Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):
1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.
Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

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Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.
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Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.
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When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
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- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
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So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
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I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
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On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.
 
Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):
1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.
Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

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Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.

Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.


When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
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- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
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So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
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I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
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On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.
This is some NSA/UN weapons inspector level shit. Nice work.
 
Now I'm no expert when it comes to sheep, but are they supposed to have such dirty asses? They all look like they have diarrhea (worms?).

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Sheepsperg Sheep Review 🐏

A lot of sheep are prone to a dirty bum this because they're animals who shit and have a lot of wool. Some breeds are worse than others and it's more visible on sheep with white wool. Sheep with diarrhea need to be checked out, but all fleeces will have a bit of nasty on the rear because barn animals.

Usually farmers will dag their sheep (trim the bum area inbetween shearings) Fly strike usually hits top of the tail area. Their sheep are relatively content looking. A happy sheep is respectively quiet and hungry/chewing their cud (I don't see this but they're all chilling out calmly together). I will say, their sheep look respectively fine except that they're wasting a shit ton of nice cut hay by putting it out like that. Like, looking at that is like burning money. They should also have a covered area to get out of the elements since it snows a lot there. There's also open shit. Sheep need to be bedded in something generally speaking if it's gonna be flat ground at least for some area under cover especially if it's gonna be cold. They also should be mucked out.

Their sheep look like a mixed bag breed wise which isn't a bad thing as they likely got them gifted as oddballs. I see one with a black face that's likely a Suffolk cross and then majority of the herd I see some that are definitely Dorset or Merino crosses.

There's also a cute sheep that comes up for pets and gets attention so that means it feels safe with him which I will give props for because sheep are only friendly if they trust you and have been worked with by people.

Their sheep are for their own meat consumption iirc which is fine. Except I remember specifically these retards pulled a lamb from its mum and wondered why it was rejected (though sometimes moms reject for no reason). It's hard to see under their wool to check body weight but all I can say is I hope the ram they have they're not using the same one to prevent inbreeding 🌈... Also I KNOW they're not worming/ vaxxing their sheep or working them in chutes and checking hooves etc.

🐏 Sheep Score 🐏
  • Housing = D, needs more space and there's no covered area. Keeping them outside is fine they just need cover from the elements. They also need straw to lay in or something else so they're not standing in their own shit. They're also sharing it with goats, goats have completely different needs being browsers instead of grazers and loving to climb. The goats seem to have free reign of the property.
  • Nutritional Availability= C (not sure what cut of grass that is) I'm going to assume they have clean water and be optimistic. I'm also not aware of if they have minerals available to sheep because I don't see a creep feeder. You need a covered mineral feeder that's open access for sheep. Note that some of these minerals are not safe for Alpaca so they would have to keep it away from them.
  • Healthcare = F (no vax/wormers, painkillers for moms after hard births, hoof care, likely no colostrum, iodine naval dip or thermometer for lambs, no vet at all, plus retardation with non research etc.)
  • Sheep Appearance= unscored because I can't see how bad the dagging really is or see the hooves of all their animals. I can't see their body under all that wool either. Sheep will have some grime or hay on them because they're animals.
  • Apparent Sheep Happiness= A they're chilling, calm, one comes up calmly for love and gets pets

However sheep and alpaca shouldn't be kept together. Theres different dietary needs where sheep food can make alpaca sick.

I think the ducks and the Alpaca are the worst off out of all the animals in the yard. Ducks for lack of water and coop and Alpaca because theres visibly sick, diseased, overgrown toothed, and severely malnourished alpaca.

Inside the cats are who I feel for because they live in squalor and floorpiss.
 
I happened across an old promo film from Cat that talks about rehabbing mismanaged
land.
They specifically mention how putting too many animals on your land can lead to compaction of the soil.
It looks like at the bare minimum once the Tranch idiots leave someone will need to take a Cat dozer and at least a 24 inch ripper and turn up all the soil.

Obviously if they hit alpaca bones that section will need dug up and remediated.

Dragging a 24 inch ripper through the soil of the Tranch is a big under taking and that is the start of what will have to be done.
Likely top soil from some place else will have to be brought in to make up for what blew away after the llamas ate all the grass and the dirt blew away.

Imagine the expression of anyone in this video after they heard "In the future men who think they are women will over populate the land with alpacas and our machinery will have to come in and fix it."


now that I have learned that trimming the wool around a sheep's butthole is called dagging I just have this to say:

Dag, Yo.
 
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Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):
1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.
Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

View attachment 4201136


Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.

Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.


When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
View attachment 4201891
- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
View attachment 4201866
So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
View attachment 4201986

I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
View attachment 4201950
On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.
Fuck dude, if there was ever a time when I wished I had a Semper Fi to give, its now. Hell of an effort there.
 
Unfortunately any satellite/aerial imagery available for free on the Internet will generally be years old and/or low resolution; you have to pay for the good stuff. IIRC, @Konstantin Romanov has previously posted a few high-quality satellite images of the Tranch, probably from a paid service. If you're still paying for it, could you give us an update? Preferably zoomed in as much as possible. Thanks! 🤗

As for the mass graves, I still support the theory that the "tarp barn" (aka the "dug in barn") is one.
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Sharp-eyed @Prolego spotted some birds suspiciously lingering around the "barn" here.
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Unfortunately any satellite/aerial imagery available for free on the Internet will generally be years old and/or low resolution; you have to pay for the good stuff. IIRC, @Konstantin Romanov has previously posted a few high-quality satellite images of the Tranch, probably from a paid service. If you're still paying for it, could you give us an update? Preferably zoomed in as much as possible. Thanks! 🤗

As for the mass graves, I still support the theory that the "tarp barn" (aka the "dug in barn") is one.
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Sharp-eyed @Prolego spotted some birds suspiciously lingering around the "barn" here.
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Those don't exactly look like buzzards to me (image too low quality to tell, but the neck/head looks too full), but I wouldn't take them as a definite sign of dead animals either. I had some buzzards terrifying my chickens last weekend by just sitting around on the telephone wires, by their coops. We didn't have any dead chickens, they were just chilling.

I would 100% put money on the "tarp barn" being a body dump though. I've never heard of that kind of thing, and googling it shows that taro barns are usually curve-roof like an aircraft hangar. It doesn't even look deep enough for the alpacas.
 
Unfortunately any satellite/aerial imagery available for free on the Internet will generally be years old and/or low resolution; you have to pay for the good stuff. IIRC, @Konstantin Romanov has previously posted a few high-quality satellite images of the Tranch, probably from a paid service. If you're still paying for it, could you give us an update? Preferably zoomed in as much as possible. Thanks! 🤗

As for the mass graves, I still support the theory that the "tarp barn" (aka the "dug in barn") is one.
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Sharp-eyed @Prolego spotted some birds suspiciously lingering around the "barn" here.
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Oh, this is kind of helpful, I had forgotten there were such helpful pictures!
I think you can possibly spot where the Ghetto Barn was. If you look at these pictures and what's visible in them, you can see that it was somewhere pretty far forward on the property, near the road and with certain stuff in camera.

If you look on the 2022 Google map, obviously the barn itself is long gone but there's a faint pretty rectangular looking impression in about the right area, with a faint track leading to it where they were probably driving the excavator to it.

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You'll probably have to pull up the full image and zoom to spot the depression, but I'm pretty sure that was it.
 
I would 100% put money on the "tarp barn" being a body dump though. I've never heard of that kind of thing, and googling it shows that taro barns are usually curve-roof like an aircraft hangar. It doesn't even look deep enough for the alpacas.
That is absolutely some half-assed frame with a tarp to stop anyone from seeing that you're dumping several dozen corpses into the water table.

Edit: We should assume they are all alpaca, but I don't think we ever had a definitive list of field troons...
 
That wouldn't help, but it doesn't explain why his teeth are cracking apart.
$100,000 in go-fund-me grift and zero dentist visits. lol.

Actually, Phil DID go to the dentist and experienced a heckin Transphobia and reported the dentist and bashed them on Twatter. I think we have it capped here somewhere.

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Also this one bird's mouth is open. They sit in a particular way and are brownish or darker colored. Definitely not turkey vultures. But they're really big.


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Left is a golden eagle and right is a juvenile bald eagle, both of which are in colorado. A group of freshly fledged bald eagles being together hunting some tasty dead paca might make sense.


Also for the tarp, sometimes the ground is too cold to dig into during a bad freeze. So they might have had to tarp them until they finished digging it because Alpacas can't dig their own grave lol..
 
Penny’s children were so needlessly screwed by his selfish autism. Even if he was having confidence issues from his precarious position, “self affirming” yourself as a degenerate deadbeat was the polar opposite choice to confront the situation. They will grow up now to learn that he left them to neglect animals with lunatics, fatherless
 
Actually, Phil DID go to the dentist and experienced a heckin Transphobia and reported the dentist and bashed them on Twatter. I think we have it capped here somewhere.

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Also this one bird's mouth is open. They sit in a particular way and are brownish or darker colored. Definitely not turkey vultures. But they're really big.
Pretty sure, looking at the beak in that pic, that they're ravens. Ravens are quite large, they like kinda desolate landscapes, and while generally pretty solitary they're also carrion feeders.
 
Pretty sure, looking at the beak in that pic, that they're ravens. Ravens are quite large, they like kinda desolate landscapes, and while generally pretty solitary they're also carrion feeders.
Looks like a raven to me, but I know I get it wrong a lot, and KiwiFuzz has turbo-autism when it comes to birbs.
 
Actually, Phil DID go to the dentist and experienced a heckin Transphobia and reported the dentist and bashed them on Twatter. I think we have it capped here somewhere.

I meant more of "Teeth still disintegrating, no dentures, just plastic toys"

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Also this one bird's mouth is open. They sit in a particular way and are brownish or darker colored. Definitely not turkey vultures. But they're really big.


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Left is a golden eagle and right is a juvenile bald eagle, both of which are in colorado. A group of freshly fledged bald eagles being together hunting some tasty dead paca might make sense.


Also for the tarp, sometimes the ground is too cold to dig into during a bad freeze. So they might have had to tarp them until they finished digging it because Alpacas can't dig their own grave lol..
Looks like a raven to me, but I know I get it wrong a lot, and KiwiFuzz has turbo-autism when it comes to birbs.

They looked like hawks/eagles to me, the beaks look hooked. But Eagle or Raven, both are scavengers. So RIPaca.
 
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