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I think this Miranda chick might need some help. She not only chose Sander to be her wingman, but paid him to do it.
Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once
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hogdogmog
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New ep is up: "Jazz comes home from Harvard ready to assert her independence and go on a search for love; Jeanette keeps a sharp eye on her secretive daughter as Jazz's mental health goes downhill; Jazz's friend, Jaclyn, has an announcement."
Episode recap continued - proceed only if you want to learn about Sander's porn habits
Jazz is training with the Harvard women's rugby team; immediately starts talking about her frankenvagina and imitates taking a dump. Her new Harvard buddy/minder awkwardly laughs.
Jazz is good at rugby. Her parents show up to cheer her on. She runs through the opposing teenage girls in the way that only a 240-lb she-male can. Not sure if touch rugby or if the opposition just don't want to suffer blunt force trauma.
Jeanette remarks on Jazz's athletic prowess.
Jazz comes home from Harvard. We are reintroduced to Colonel Sanders and the rest of the family.
Jazz immediately asks for food; chicken request denied and she has to settle for salad.
Jazz is good at rugby. Her parents show up to cheer her on. She runs through the opposing teenage girls in the way that only a 240-lb she-male can. Not sure if touch rugby or if the opposition just don't want to suffer blunt force trauma.
Jeanette remarks on Jazz's athletic prowess.
Jazz comes home from Harvard. We are reintroduced to Colonel Sanders and the rest of the family.
Jazz immediately asks for food; chicken request denied and she has to settle for salad.
Episode recap continued - proceed only if you want to learn about Sander's porn habits
The family gathers for dinner to welcome Jazz back, joined by Griffen visiting from law school in Tampa and the grandparents. Ari couldn't make it.
Griffen asks the family to guess what he's been studying at law school. Grandpa Jack's initial excitement at his grandson's academic pursuits is tempered when Griffen reveals he has been studying "pornography law" - possibly his way of referring to obscenity law and the First Amendment.
Jeanette immediately makes a quip about Sander "knowing all about that". Presumably Sander - a 25-year-old NEET - has been less than subtle about his porn-viewing habits, making little attempt to conceal them from his mother.
The entire family erupts into laughter; apparently Sander's porn-viewing habits are also well known among the rest of the family.
Jazz's dating life is discussed at dinner, including the revelation that she had installed a dating app which Jeanette forced her to delete. After dinner, Jazz and Sander retire upstairs where they create a new dating profile for Jazz.
This activity of course has to be kept secret from their mother. Sander only has to hint at this before Jazz jumps up to shut the door - wonder how long this routine has been going on? Sander makes a joke about yelling so Jeanette can hear anyway.
Griffen asks the family to guess what he's been studying at law school. Grandpa Jack's initial excitement at his grandson's academic pursuits is tempered when Griffen reveals he has been studying "pornography law" - possibly his way of referring to obscenity law and the First Amendment.
Jeanette immediately makes a quip about Sander "knowing all about that". Presumably Sander - a 25-year-old NEET - has been less than subtle about his porn-viewing habits, making little attempt to conceal them from his mother.
The entire family erupts into laughter; apparently Sander's porn-viewing habits are also well known among the rest of the family.
Jazz's dating life is discussed at dinner, including the revelation that she had installed a dating app which Jeanette forced her to delete. After dinner, Jazz and Sander retire upstairs where they create a new dating profile for Jazz.
This activity of course has to be kept secret from their mother. Sander only has to hint at this before Jazz jumps up to shut the door - wonder how long this routine has been going on? Sander makes a joke about yelling so Jeanette can hear anyway.
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I bet the rugby thing was inserted to try and dismiss concerns about Jazz's weight or fitness.
hogdogmog
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Episode recap continued - proceed only if you want to learn about Jazz's teenage friend who is now a pornographic actress.
Jazz's old friend Jojo, now known as Jaclyn, invites her to a beach party to welcome her back to Florida. They haven't spoken in several years.
At the party, Jaclyn introduces Jazz to another transgender friend; they swap compliments, with Jazz being heavily complimented despite being a sweaty mess. None of them are wearing bras and all have misshapen breasts.
Jaclyn has a "big announcement"; she is getting "breast augmentation" surgery. Presumably her rekindled friendship with Jazz and resulting TLC appearance fees are playing a big part in this.
In a cutaway, Jaclyn talks about her dysphoria has impacted her sex life and how breast surgery will improve this. To laughter, she also reveals that she previously matched with Sander on a dating profile. What is not mentioned is that the "breast augmentation" is actually a Dolly Partonesque bimbo-style boobjob. Additionally, her career as a pornographic actress on Onlyfans is not mentioned (montage below and available here: https://www.erome.com/a/cCZH7jmz)
Jazz is invited to an "afterparty" at the Selfie Museum. She immediately has a mini panic attack and social anxiety, but eventually settles down. Constantly sweating even indoors.
It is then revealed that Jeanette has GPS trackers on her children. Concerned by Jazz staying out after 10pm, she hops in the car and drives to Jazz's location to confront her, embarrassing her in front of her friends. Fin.
At the party, Jaclyn introduces Jazz to another transgender friend; they swap compliments, with Jazz being heavily complimented despite being a sweaty mess. None of them are wearing bras and all have misshapen breasts.
Jaclyn has a "big announcement"; she is getting "breast augmentation" surgery. Presumably her rekindled friendship with Jazz and resulting TLC appearance fees are playing a big part in this.
In a cutaway, Jaclyn talks about her dysphoria has impacted her sex life and how breast surgery will improve this. To laughter, she also reveals that she previously matched with Sander on a dating profile. What is not mentioned is that the "breast augmentation" is actually a Dolly Partonesque bimbo-style boobjob. Additionally, her career as a pornographic actress on Onlyfans is not mentioned (montage below and available here: https://www.erome.com/a/cCZH7jmz)
Jazz is invited to an "afterparty" at the Selfie Museum. She immediately has a mini panic attack and social anxiety, but eventually settles down. Constantly sweating even indoors.
It is then revealed that Jeanette has GPS trackers on her children. Concerned by Jazz staying out after 10pm, she hops in the car and drives to Jazz's location to confront her, embarrassing her in front of her friends. Fin.
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Christ, this is disturbing. Jazz might be a developmentally-delayed enuch, but he is 21 years of age. He should be able to decide what he does, who he dates and he should be able to go out with friends without worrying that his crazy mother is gonna show up to embarrass him. It's like she doesn't want him to have a normal life at this point.It is then revealed that Jeanette has GPS trackers on her children. Concerned by Jazz staying out after 10pm, she hops in the car and drives to Jazz's location to confront her, embarrassing her in front of her friends. Fin.
About the dating profile, at best, Jeanette is sheltering him from the harsh reality that he will never find sexual satisfaction or someone interested in his frankenvag. I think this is another instance of Jeanette being overly controlling and wanting to approve every aspect of Jazz' life. Very sad.
Jazz is such an amorphous sexless blob that he makes this very manly looking tranny with huge nipples look cis. You can see him die a little inside, probably wishing he was this person. This person who shows their cock, balls and asshole for anyone who pays a few bucks.
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Jazz is basically a human sacrifice so that lesser effort troons can enjoy their fetish.
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Sander's porn "habits" might explain his face and why he's aged this bad. He's a coomer.
Jazz's need for a partner is a compulsive behavior: "I'm a woman, hence, I must have boyfriend".
Maybe he's a candidate for a future partner as there is realistically no one else who would fuck these two besides themselves.
Semitic.
LOL.
Jazz's need for a partner is a compulsive behavior: "I'm a woman, hence, I must have boyfriend".
Told you this family has very creepy "Flowers in the Attic" vibes, except that they aren't locked in, just severely controlled. In this pic, looks like he's showing Sander his vag:
Maybe he's a candidate for a future partner as there is realistically no one else who would fuck these two besides themselves.
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GPS trackers on her children? Her adult children? The enmeshment. No wonder Sander has become a soy-faced bobble head with rainbows on his walls. I think I'm right that Jeannette spends all day, every day calling one or the other of her children and gossiping about each of them to the others.
10 pm, wow. And driving to 21 yo Jazz's friend's house? How profoundly insane, and (hopefully Jazz recognizes) mortifying for Jazz. Do they not have phones? Or conversations?
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Once again, when removed from his fight or flight inducing TikTok content, I find myself feeling pity for Sander.
Like the man has previously spelled out that he feels greatly insecure that his family don't take him seriously and generally ignore him or mock him. And he's at family dinner, and his sister's off with her partner while studying her PhD, his brother's talking about some of his academic success at law school, Jazz is getting gushed over for being at Harvard and making it through a whole year without an heroing - and what acknowledgement does Sander get? He's just his mother's punchline for being terminally single and having to resort to porn. He can't even defend himself. It's very depressing - although he could make positive changes to remove himself from the situation, he's too stupid and browbeaten to realise he doesn't need and will never get Mommy's approval.
I'd need to see the scene but I actually don't think it's that gross that Sander helps Jazz set up a dating profile. It might be him actually trying to be a supportive brother in a constructive way. Teens and young adults often help their close friends with their dating profiles or even play with finding matches- I imagine if I'd had a similarly aged sibling who I was close to when dating apps came out, I'd probably have done something similar (especially something outwardly PG rated like Hinge).
Then again, this is a reality show, "let's make Jazz a dating app profile behind Jeanette's back" could be entirely scripted and even a way to introduce a character who, say, sends Jazz a bunch of death threats because he found out she's trans (and Jeanette therefore has to save the day). If they were being secretive they presumably wouldn't want if filmed. That'd hopefully mean the tracker apps and banning Jazz from Tinder is also staged, but I actually think that would be entirely par for the course with Jeanette.
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/jazz/ weighs in on the new episodes:
Pulling out some of these screenshots for thread-scrollers because wow-wee.
Pulling out some of these screenshots for thread-scrollers because wow-wee.
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HAHAHAHA. This is the funniest thing I've seen in this thread for a while. This stupid girl is bitter, malicious, ugly, whiny, extremely narcissistic and utterly delusional. Yeah, you're a real catch, Jessica. Who wouldn't want you?
Edit: I'm pretty sure you could get Sanders to fuck you. That way you can say you're a gay man and he can still technically be having sex with a woman. It's a win/win situation.
So do rape and incest. I guess they're fine too?
We need a copy of this modern day Necronomicon. Preferably bound in Troon scrotums and Aiden forearm flaps.
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If Jazz is really an athlete, girl or man, he needs to eat properly. An athlete can't survive on salad... how crazy.
Also, chicken française ain't that bad for a diet.
Also, chicken française ain't that bad for a diet.
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The family seems to have the same level of nutritional knowledge as they do how to properly raise children.
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Imagine spending your entire life publicly trying to gain approval from people and doing the things they outwardly say they approve of....only to find you receive at best indifference, if not outright contempt. This isn't tragic, it's hilarious. Sanders is getting exactly what he deserves.
I have to give credit to the producers of the show: they know exactly what they are doing - they chose the malleable Gamma son to make into the breakout lolcow star of the show. These people are clever beyond words.
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Jazz actually served as some sort of assistant on the girls' Lacrosse team, but I don't believe he actually played.
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I fucking love it when the conversation/interview for whatever reason switches to being inclusion/“activism” and Sanders wakes up from his depressed usual look, and gets this demented fire in his eyes.
“Activism” is HIS deal and ballpark after all, and when his family usually Tolerates the failed twin running his pie hole.
They’ve fucking Pavlov dog trained this poor fuck to be a “good ally” by showing him the bare minimum of interest whenever he starts sperging about “allyship”.
Sanders is SO THIRSTY for their approval that he even went on a date with big black, cock owning tranny.
It’s as pathetic as it is hilarious.
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I'm sitting outside a burger bar, in public, laughing my ass off at this post.
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LMAO JoJo got even more manly.
boy
to man
Puberty Blockers DON'T work! He too is an early transitioner and got his dick & balls butchered at like 16. And now he has masculinized like a normal young man.
But the weird thing is that he seems to be ok with it. Either he doesn't care (which then makes all the drugs & mutilation pointless) or he somehow doesn't realize how he looks. I wonder how many male early transitioners notice that they masculinize with age. Are the blockers freezing their brain to the point of not noticing how their own refelection in the mirror looks?
So many questions...
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Idk, looks a lot like Brittney Venti to me...
Well, the eye spacing is similar anyway.
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I actually don’t think he had the chop. One of the pics in the post above featured him with a pretty hefty tranny cock.
Speaking of Jazz and his friends, isn’t it weird that neither of them is wearing a bra? An actual girl would most of the time be either socialized to wear one, or just do it because she doesn’t want everyone to see their nipples through a thin shirt.
These dudes however all flaunt their moons without a care in the world.
The recap and drawings on these pages had the same effect on me. Glad I could pay it forward to a fellow Kiwi
And speaking of the recap, I loved how the pictures showed just how fucking UNFORTUNATE Jazz’s genes are.
Let’s take a look at his troon friends:
Nope, they don’t look like women, but if you’re drunk in a bar you might mistake them for one briefly.
And then there’s… Jazz!
You can virtually hear the tuba playing and the ground shaking as this massive brick shithouse wearing a tent, comes walking towards you, with a weird tiny head on top.
I don’t know if it’s his psych drugs or if god himself pissed in the Bloshinsky gene pool, but Jazz really came last in the troon lottery.
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