Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

I'm surprised Jim's videos just haven't been blanket flagged as age-restricted because I can't imagine some poor kid looking up Avengers bullshit and then just getting blasted with the thumbnail of a Jimquisition and being confronted with a horrifying abomination on par with Lovecraftian nightmare fuel -only it's worse because it's fucking real.
They use AI trained models to find and age mark videos, but in training them they discovered that the AI was "falsely" flagging a lot of lgbt videos as sexual content, so they trained it to not mark lgbt videos as sexual content.

There was a whole google talk on this that I'm too lazy to find and link.
 
What I really love about it though is that it shows that in the minds of people like Jim, their trooning really is just a weird sex thing and they default to that automatically as an explanation for how their enemies react to them because that's truly how they see it themselves, even if they may protest otherwise.
You could tell this was a weird sex thing when his woman get-up consisted of a garish wig, corset and a dog collar.
Incidentally he's been wearing the same dog collar for two years now. Do you throw dog collars in the wash or is the sweat and grime part of the appeal?
 
You could tell this was a weird sex thing when his woman get-up consisted of a garish wig, corset and a dog collar.
Incidentally he's been wearing the same dog collar for two years now. Do you throw dog collars in the wash or is the sweat and grime part of the appeal?
If it is a kink thing (which this is Jim, it is), well usually you hand wash it after or before you shower, usually your evening shower, since unless you're a fucking troglodyte you should fucking shower at least twice a day, once in the morning so you're clean for society, and once in the evening to remove the grime of contributing to society. Usually this second shower is when you'd do such since you don't have time in the morning, and you need to do so by hand since tossing it on a washer would damage it.

Generally if you're a functioning member of society with respect for others you'd wear that an average of 12 hours a day, since you're not in the privacy of your own home the other 12 (in western society we're typically out of the house 12 hours a day unless unemployed or working from home). Usually putting it on right after your evening afterwork shower until you leave for work the next day. For Jim he's likely at home more, so he likely wears it whenever he's not leaving to go to a gig or train. Taking it off to shower, wash it, then put it back on. Except if Jim had such respect to remove it to go train or go to a gig, he'd also remove it during times he is on camera, which he doesn't, so he's also probably wearing it in public.

He shouldn't shower with it on either way, that's bad for the pleather. It'd disintegrate faster, it is also bad for real leather too. The water and oils of your skin would also tarnish the metal, even stainless steel, if it was went in the shower with him and wasn't washed. Those same oils, for the record, would cause it to fall apart if he never washed it since, unlike dogs, we don't have a layer of fur to protect it from our skin oils. So he's either washing it, or replacing it.

I'd say it is a Jimquistion only costume piece, something to hide his Adam's apple, except we see it in twitter pictures and streams enough to know it is a consistent accessory. It isn't a constantly worn thing though, which is the only reason I might doubt it is a kink thing, since normally being collared means you wear it constantly, unless he has something else discreet he swaps it with, but even then, if he had that type of concern or consideration you'd expect to see more of it for the camera and public. Unless he just doesn't care, and some days simply forgets to swap, remove or perhaps even put it on.

Also, fun thing, in the kink scene pink collars aren't common on women, only sissy men. It's a signal that you are male and are degrading yourself by dressing like a woman. More evidence trooning out is a fetish here.
 
You could tell this was a weird sex thing when his woman get-up consisted of a garish wig, corset and a dog collar.
Collars, chokers, or similar accessories are heavy correlated with troons. If you see someone vaguely feminine looking, but you can't immediately tell their sex, look for the choker, and then look at the hand size. (The next easy tell-tale sign is a receding hairline, but this doesn't work with younger ones)
And as @AngryTreeRat said, they started doing it to mask Adam's apples. Not sure about Jim, his third chin does the same job for free.
He literally looks like Pauline from the League of Gentleman. I can see a kid mistaking him for a woman (like I did when I watched LoG growing up) but to any adult with functioning eyes Jim would be sus the instant you saw him in real life.
The main factor that helps Jim is his fat. You can mask the body shape with either loose clothing, or with loose adipose tissue.
 
They use AI trained models to find and age mark videos, but in training them they discovered that the AI was "falsely" flagging a lot of lgbt videos as sexual content, so they trained it to not mark lgbt videos as sexual content.

There was a whole google talk on this that I'm too lazy to find and link.
Its almost as if...
 
I made a post, fucked up, deleted it, reposted it or so I thought, went to work and now I'm back it's gone. Let's pretend it was deeply insightful.

It was about how it's the praise that Jim gets as a troon that's also important and shouldn't be downplayed alongside the degeneracy. People like Jim know they're 40, in advanced physical decline, super morbidly obese, having nothing remarkable to show for themselves. People like that are a dime a dozen. So is marrying a landwhale and being a hetero couple. But say your wife is a man and you are a woman, sometimes, when it's convenient for argument, and suddenly you get fake praise and you're special! Or so you think. Still a fat old man though and just as unremarkable as before.
 
I made a post, fucked up, deleted it, reposted it or so I thought, went to work and now I'm back it's gone. Let's pretend it was deeply insightful.
Here you go bro.

James Stanton was an unhappy man. He had no future that wasn't some damp council flat on the dole or working a dead end job for pennies. He had no support system to help him, no family to rely on and no friends to relate too. But he did have a love for video games, it's easy to see little James engrossing himself in games as a way to ignore his problems. It didn't matter that he was fat losser because he was the hero that saved the world! Who even needs girls when the princess is always a few buttons away. All the friends he could ever want are right there on the screen. But that's just fiction and you can only block the world out for so long before it comes crashing down on you. The guy at the Jobcenter doesn't care about your highscore, the women you meet don't see the hero who saved the world and the bullies at school aren't intimated by your stats. In another world James would've been forgotten or forced to make a man out of himself and if he couldn't, then he'd be out in the cold to starve. In another world, a just world, that would've have been his fate but we don't live in a just world.

This is where James story changes because he lives in the 21st century where even a worthless nobody can become someone. James never had a chance in life but maybe Jim did and so he became Jim. He became the man he never was, he found success, money, fame and a place to fit into for the first time in his life. It's a beautiful story really, like a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis but this is where our story takes a turn for the worst because Jim got greedy, not for money or anything as simple as that, no what he wanted above everything was happiness. Video games just didn't do it anymore. During his transformation the lesson he learned is that he can always change, James became Jim and with that change came success so maybe he can do it again. Maybe Jim can become Stephanie and find happiness. And like a Greek tragedy the now Stephanie would throw everything away in pursuit of happiness.
 
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He literally looks like Pauline from the League of Gentleman. I can see a kid mistaking him for a woman (like I did when I watched LoG growing up) but to any adult with functioning eyes Jim would be sus the instant you saw him in real life.
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And now I know what it would have been like if Chris had gone through a steampunk phase during the Troon Saga. Even the dead fish Autism Gaze is similar.

Ever find the sight of someone so physically repellent that you feel like retching? I can't look at this painted Hot Topic blimp for more than a few seconds before my guts start protesting.
 
  • YTP-tier edit of a Tamagotchi ad with DOOM sounds. Your guess is as good as mine.
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In other news, Jim is also playing with a Tamagotchi (Archive), because that's extremely relevant and hip with the kids! If he's going to waste his time on Tamagotchis, he should at least try to turn them into videos or something. I dunno, better than whining about the same shit over and over.
Turn it into content. I meant to make a video on it, since you were already wasting your time with it anyways. Because nobody cares about Tamagotchis anymore. It's 2023, not the 2000's.
You making a stupid joke edit does not constitute turning it into content. All of your content already consists of you talking about garbage way after the bus has already passed anyways, so it fits right in.
 
But say your wife is a man and you are a woman, sometimes, when it's convenient for argument, and suddenly you get fake praise and you're special! Or so you think. Still a fat old man though and just as unremarkable as before.
I think you're completely right in terms of Jim's pathology, I just can't believe we've reached the stage as a Society™ where people in their 40s are acting like this. Calling your girlfriend your boyfriend and wearing makeup as a guy is stuff you do in high school when you want an easy way to rebel and stand out; by your 40s you should either have accepted and settled into your mediocrity or have worked through your 30s to build a legacy that's remarkable for the right reasons.

I believe a lot of this stems from the false bill of goods YouTubers were sold in the early days of the platform, that it was the new TV and they were the next evolution of celebrity. The reality is same rules apply to internet fame as irl fame: Unless you're good-looking or a naturally talented entertainer, there is an impenetrable ceiling on your success, and the only way is down from there.

I actually feel kind of sorry for people who poured the best years of their lives into YouTube (or being internet famous in general) to the detriment of everything else, only to hit 40 and see their fame drying up and realise they have nothing to fall back on. That's gotta hit almost as hard as realising chopping your dick off didn't cure your depression.
 
since unless you're a fucking troglodyte you should fucking shower at least twice a day, once in the morning so you're clean for society, and once in the evening to remove the grime of contributing to society.
You shower 14 fucking times a week? I'm sorry but you could literally cut that down by half and it would still be overkill.
 
Shit. I wish i didn't learn he wrote some stuff for vampire survivors. It was on my backlog it and while i'm usually quite good at separating works from the author this time i don't think i'll be able to forget this mentally ill fat fuck had something to do with it. Well, into the trash it goes.
The game is still pretty good. I think it's actually commendable how they've managed to use these casino reward mechanics without any of the bullshit monetary baggage attached while unlocking things at a constant pace throughout. The game is dirt cheap too. You're missing out if you let this thread ruin it for you.

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Someone half decent at photography has taken two pictures of Jim in his wrestling getout and man, he doesn't look good.
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Man, he really has no sense of style. It's kinda hilarious how he's basically denounced the fashy aesthetic that used to make him stand out. Now that he has to come up with a new style all on his own, you can see the true value of his criticisms. Is there some fancy word for when a critic is finally given a chance to put their knowledge into action and they find out its not as easy as it seemed?
 
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