The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Oxyjen]

The tranch has a fandom to the point there's popular figures in the fandom? I thought we were the closest thing they had to a fandom and then there were just a variety of Kevin Gibes orbiters who sometimes asked to come visit and chucked them money.

Do they have a secret fandom Discord or something? And who did they SWAT?

That’s what I mean, maybe he’s talking to a furry here - “the fandom” - they used to be heavily involved with Denfur. And Ash has stuck by them so far.
No doubt there is a discord.

 

[Dr. Funk]

That’s what I mean, maybe he’s talking to a furry here - “the fandom” - they used to be heavily involved with Denfur. And Ash has stuck by them so far.
No doubt there is a discord.

I'm thinking Ash Coyote and/or Chip Fox have some nasty dirty laundry if these DMs are referring to the furry fandom. The only other big name furries that any Trancher is associated with is Korpspropaganda, and as far as I know, Kevin is the only one of the tranchers assoicated with that clique of hypno fetish weirdness. Ash and the crew were the one who was making a documentary, but decided to cancel it, so that's another thing that points in their direction. If it's not a name already known to any of us on the Farms, it could also be someone with influence, but relatively behind the scenes, like connections and power in running whatever furcon it was that had them on as a "charity". I still think Ash is the most likely though.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm thinking Ash Coyote and/or Chip Fox have some nasty dirty laundry if these DMs are referring to the furry fandom.

Every part of the furry fandom has some pretty nasty dirt on every other part of the furry fandom. That's the reason why they always circle the wagons against outside threats, and also why drama within their communities is always so juicy.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I know the animal lovers won't like to hear this, but the most merciful thing to do is cull the entire lot. They are not properly socialized, probably have tons of health issues.

Even animal loves know that you have to put down a good animal because of health if things get dire. It's a shame that the least expensive and most realistic end is finishing the alpacalypse - can't even use their bodies for something like food or glue after this either to let them contribute to something.

Paul is actively involved in having the animals medically-examined & rehomed. I hope it works out! And he mentions exhuming the mass graves? I wonder if this is just big talk from Fat Paul or if he actually intends to do it. Hmm. Is he planning on taking Penny to court or something?

I need him to do this - and I day this not just because it's funny, but more importantly, I'm terrified of the damage the body pile might do to the soil or worse, the water supply.

Paul is like an ex-cult member who still shares many of the cult's beliefs, but just disagrees with the cult leader on some aspects. I guess he still thinks the fascist hordes are just on the horizon, desiring to genocide all troons and cause an environmental apocalypse.

His biggest problem is that he's not calling the shots and that he doesn't have a group of cultist worshiping him. I don't blame him tbh, isn't that what we should all strive for?

Because OK, aren’t you just as culpable for those, they froze to death or whatever on your watch?

I think he wants a lesser sentence if something happens.

I'd assume the whole rhetoric about knowing where the bodies are buried is to try and pressure the tranch to clean/do away with the alpaca massgrave. I'm sure Boner realises that if he wants to have a chance in hell of unloading the land he can't have a shallow alpaca grave on the site - and you know they didn't follow any regulations when it comes to burying large live stock (not that there is any for 30-50 'paca corpses, but still).

I would be utterly shocked if they did: that requires work on the tranch part. Bonnie's fucking stuck.

 

[Temperance]

I'm skeptical of the claim that the Tranchers swatted anyone, but if they (or maybe one of their deranged supporters) did so, it was probably related to the furry convention drama last year.

The Tranch was an official charity at the Denver furry convention ("DenFur") in 2021. But in February 2022, Kevin went on a twitter crusade against the organizers of DenFur and some other furry conventions. The drama was confusing, but Kevin wanted the head organizer ("Treble"?) to be replaced for the terrible crime of firing a trans employee or something like that. I may be misremembering, but I think there was also drama with alleged "Nazi furs" attending the conventions.

Anyway, Kevin's crusade failed, and he swore that the Tranch would no longer attend any of these conventions. There was a hilarious tweet that I distinctly remember but can't find: Kevin flexed his Twitter follower count while demanding the organizer guy step down, basically saying that he (Kevin) had enough clout to ruin the conventions or start a massive boycott. If anyone has that tweet, please post it!

I'm sure all this caused a massive amount of vicious drama behind the scenes - on Discord and in Twitter DMs especially. It's not far-fetched to think that people might have been swatted over it.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The tranch has a fandom to the point there's popular figures in the fandom? I thought we were the closest thing they had to a fandom and then there were just a variety of Kevin Gibes orbiters who sometimes asked to come visit and chucked them money.

I mean, fwiw we literally have a popularity contest poll right at the top of this very thread.

Not the sort of fandom they wanted, but most certainly the kind they deserve

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

I'm skeptical of the claim that the Tranchers swatted anyone

I think Paul might have misread or deliberately misquoted that DM.

The problem is that they are currently aligning with *popular* figures in the fandom who have dirty laundry to hide; worse than anything the Ranch has done, including SWATting my family a couple years ago, and they've shown already that they will repeat that violence in order to keep their reputations clean as well as protect their friends' reputation from likewise criticism.

There's some typical retard-typing-informally sentence ambiguity there but I read "worse than anything the Ranch has done" as an aside, not a change in subject, i.e. they're talking about the "popular figures in the fandom" swatting their family, not the Tranch.

 

[Temperance]

I found the tweet I was thinking about. Not quite as I remembered, but still funny:

From this twitter thread.
KF posts with tweets from Kevin's crusade against DenFur/Treble, in chronological order: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

A few cherry-picked tweets of Kevin being mad and a little bit fedpost-y:




If Kevin was tweeting like this publicly, just imagine what he and other irate furry troons were saying in their private DMs & Discord servers. I could see swatting or other life-ruination stuff being carried out.

I think Paul might have misread or deliberately misquoted that DM.

The problem is that they are currently aligning with *popular* figures in the fandom who have dirty laundry to hide; worse than anything the Ranch has done, including SWATting my family a couple years ago, and they've shown already that they will repeat that violence in order to keep their reputations clean as well as protect their friends' reputation from likewise criticism.

There's some typical retard-typing-informally sentence ambiguity there but I read "worse than anything the Ranch has done" as an aside, not a change in subject, i.e. they're talking about the "popular figures in the fandom" swatting their family, not the Tranch.

Ah, that would make sense too. Paul's an idiot.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Furries are not SWATting other furries, it's just internal policing of the community for the community's safety, fascists.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Paul is like an ex-cult member who still shares many of the cult's beliefs, but just disagrees with the cult leader on some aspects.

Like those Scientology adjacent people who kitbash their own E-meters, or the Heavens Gate survivors who were left behind to run the website or because they weren't ready to cut their balls off.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Now that I have been able to sit down and take a look at his Twitter, Bonnie has added something else to this tweet chain. And that something else included “if only Keffals had been able to finish the job.” So that means that the “bad actors” are Kiwifarms, apparently. [A]

Here’s the whole tweet thread (in case you are too lazy to click the archive link). It is only the chain of tweets directly leading to the “keffals” reply.

I too am a little confused, but I think I can translate. It will be spoilered for length, but I don’t want a couple pages of confusion like my last post (which I am sorry for, I should have provided more of the thread for more context), so please indulge your old man.

Spoiler: READ THIS BEFORE SPECULATING

So, when Bonnie says his crap about the “stans”, he is replying to the Nova/Cipher, who defended him when The Marvelous Mx person said “this is harassment with intent to harm”. He is telling Nova/Cipher that “stans” (aka Marvelous apparently) are retarded and more than happy to whiteknight for the tranch. these people defending the tranch are the reason why tranch “abuse” victims do not speak out about the mistreatment and some have even left the internet. Nova asks about human victims because they didn’t know anything about the saga and Bonnie has been screaming “oh the animals” this whole time, and we all know that alpacas cannot quit the internet. Bonnie says that shit about how once you aren’t useful, you are tossed aside. Also said there’s people claiming to have gotten said Tranch victims swatted but that those people won’t come forward. Provides this message (with no fucking context);

Who the fuck are the “they” referenced in the beginning??? The “stans”? (probably). Based on what Bonnie said previously in the thread, we can conclude that this message is from a tranch “victim”. This “victim” isn’t saying the TRANCH did the swatting, just that the mysterious “they” have done things worse than the tranch, such as [they] doxed their family. The “they” are then referred to as “bad actors” in the following replies. I think the person replying to the vague screenshot and Bonnie both misinterpreted each other, because Alynna thinks the Tranch did the swatting. Bonnie, instead of clearing this misconception up, goes on to say that these same “bad actors” have caused the Tranch to lose almost all income and be doxed (like their address isnt public for visitors). Then implies that these “bad actors” are Kiwifarms, by mentioning Keffals.
Even if you disagree with any of this (which by all means is just my thoughts after reading this multiple times), it goes without saying that at least somebody misread something in this thread. Kiwifarms does not align with popular furries, and we do not have a clean reputation by any large stretch of the word.

I hate how fucking retarded Bonnie is at this exposing business. This shit is like fumbling the ball, if you’re going to expose them you should probably not leave people confused by nearly everything you say. Like goddamn, just let me write it at this point!

Edit: Kevin showed Wisp this morning.

Don’t ask me why an overturned laundry basket is a being used as a table.
Edit Edit: Excerpt from the daily Kevin post that I am working on, they’ll be in the new place in a few months. [A]

 

[Pedophobe]

Aligned with popular furries? That may be the nastiest thing anyone's said about the Farms to date.

 

[PuddIeduck]

Penny walks up to an easily manipulated school kid in a trenchcoat, then says "hey kid, wanna buy a paca?", and flings open his trench coat to reveal 5 alpacas tethered to the inside of it (they're starved so they fit inside).

"They are Ignorance and Want!"

 

[stupid frog]

The only way the Tranch will end is if Penny gets a bullet through his forehead. You think this faggot is gonna go back to Target when he can just cry and get thousands handed to him over lies? I don't think so.

All that's going to change is the location and the grift tactics.

 

[AssignedEva]

Now that I have been able to sit down and take a look at his Twitter, Bonnie has added something else to this tweet chain. And that something else included “if only Keffals had been able to finish the job.” So that means that the “bad actors” are Kiwifarms, apparently. [A]
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Here’s the whole tweet thread (in case you are too lazy to click the archive link). It is only the chain of tweets directly leading to the “keffals” reply.

I too am a little confused, but I think I can translate. It will be spoilered for length, but I don’t want a couple pages of confusion like my last post (which I am sorry for, I should have provided more of the thread for more context), so please indulge your old man.

Spoiler: READ THIS BEFORE SPECULATING

So, when Bonnie says his crap about the “stans”, he is replying to the Nova/Cipher, who defended him when The Marvelous Mx person said “this is harassment with intent to harm”. He is telling Nova/Cipher that “stans” (aka Marvelous apparently) are retarded and more than happy to whiteknight for the tranch. these people defending the tranch are the reason why tranch “abuse” victims do not speak out about the mistreatment and some have even left the internet. Nova asks about human victims because they didn’t know anything about the saga and Bonnie has been screaming “oh the animals” this whole time, and we all know that alpacas cannot quit the internet. Bonnie says that shit about how once you aren’t useful, you are tossed aside. Also said there’s people claiming to have gotten said Tranch victims swatted but that those people won’t come forward. Provides this message (with no fucking context);
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Who the fuck are the “they” referenced in the beginning??? The “stans”? (probably). Based on what Bonnie said previously in the thread, we can conclude that this message is from a tranch “victim”. This “victim” isn’t saying the TRANCH did the swatting, just that the mysterious “they” have done things worse than the tranch, such as [they] doxed their family. The “they” are then referred to as “bad actors” in the following replies. I think the person replying to the vague screenshot and Bonnie both misinterpreted each other, because Alynna thinks the Tranch did the swatting. Bonnie, instead of clearing this misconception up, goes on to say that these same “bad actors” have caused the Tranch to lose almost all income and be doxed (like their address isnt public for visitors). Then implies that these “bad actors” are Kiwifarms, by mentioning Keffals.
Even if you disagree with any of this (which by all means is just my thoughts after reading this multiple times), it goes without saying that at least somebody misread something in this thread. Kiwifarms does not align with popular furries, and we do not have a clean reputation by any large stretch of the word.

I hate how fucking retarded Bonnie is at this exposing business. This shit is like fumbling the ball, if you’re going to expose them you should probably not leave people confused by nearly everything you say. Like goddamn, just let me write it at this point!

Edit: Kevin showed Wisp this morning.
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Don’t ask me why an overturned laundry basket is a being used as a table.
Edit Edit: Excerpt from the daily Kevin post that I am working on, they’ll be in the new place in a few months. [A]
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I actually think Bonnie’s conflating what happened with him and Kindness with the Tranch as well.

Kindness and him were on that dog sitting app and Kindness openly posted about getting nude in stranger's houses and bringing Bonnie along and having sex and doing drugs together. They neglected the dogs and at one point Bonnie found a drug stash and did all the hallucinogens with Kindness while manhandling the house's vinyl collection and ransacking their fridge, then left a note thanking the homeowners for leaving them free drugs and suggesting they hung out again soon.

We don't have confirmation but based on context, the homeowners were not best pleased and it appeared that at no point had they authorised their dog sitter to do all their drugs and trash their house. Naturally we found her username and linked it to her real name, so even though they went private on social media there was a paper trail. Back when Kindness was still interesting and didn't just munchie post all day

This is of course entirely unrelated to anything that was being talked about in that twitter thread so is either Bonnie being terrible at communication, Bonnie being a retard and assuming those dang dirty kiwis are behind everything bad that happens ever, or Bonnie being deliberately misleading.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The tranch has a fandom to the point there's popular figures in the fandom? I thought we were the closest thing they had to a fandom and then there were just a variety of Kevin Gibes orbiters who sometimes asked to come visit and chucked them money.

Do they have a secret fandom Discord or something? And who did they SWAT?

I think this is just furry drama they are associated with, that I have absolutely no interest in knowing about but which I know is always totally mental and criminal.
they will defo be connected to lots of furry infighting, as we have seen courtesy of Kevin here and there.

God that kitten is cute man, I feel so sorry for it.

 

[Oxyjen]

I hate how fucking retarded Bonnie is at this exposing business. This shit is like fumbling the ball, if you’re going to expose them you should probably not leave people confused by nearly everything you say. Like goddamn, just let me write it at this point!

My assessment is: your assessment is correct.

Bonnie misread and is making a false allegation based on that, and is further clouding the issue by griping about supposed doxing forum involvement, which is also probably false.

Bonnie: Just say what you mean. If a furry former resident is afraid to speak up because the furry mafia are friendly with the tranch, fucking say it - random Twitter users are never going to piece that shit together if even we are having trouble.

Get your act together ffs. If you’re posting “receipts” at least try to read it yourself first, and add some context. And for screenshots to look like you didn’t just type it in notepad, capture more of the app showing the title bar, maybe the icon of the sender (blurred out), times and dates, all that.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

It's petty AF, but it amuses me to no end that Kevryn is stuck with a shitty internet connection. I like to think of him screaming in his gay Kermit voice, "Goddammit, it just dropped again in the middle of a tweet!!! Mxxtrxx, how long before we move to our new utopia?" [fires up bong and takes a massive rip while sniveling like a little bitch and petulantly stomping his oversized manbaby feet]

Ha ha, kid. My internet connection is awesome, and you can only envy it. Kill urself, faggot, and free up bandwidth for your betters.

 

[convulsion swell]

Don’t ask me why an overturned laundry basket is a being used as a table.

I believe that is a plastic cat carrier, like a kennel but small and with a handle.

 

[Brain Problems]

I believe that is a plastic cat carrier, like a kennel but small and with a handle.

Agreed but damn if it doesn't look similar. Either way, animal carriers and plastic laundry baskets remaining in plain site constantly is a classic sign of white trash dirtbaggery. This thread is great for roller coasters of emotion; seeing the hoarded animals neglected and treated like living toys is heart-breaking. But then you see the humans and Kevin and Penny and Neck and just feel better about your life because no matter how bad things are... you're not one of them.