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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.0%
  • lol no

    Votes: 344 93.0%

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    370
Poor ReRollzy the only one with any shame here. Was this taken at the wedding registry? It looks like a DMV:
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At first I laughed because you know baby does the funny thing but imagine gaining conscious as a human being just to find our your mother is Pantsu the Lolicon and father is Rape-It-Ralph. You try to cover your ears with your tiny hands but the dolphin laugh, pig yells and neighs in background just don't stop. Imagine the smell. I don't want to think about it anymore. If there's an alog karmic hell - that's it. I am sorry little Rozy.
 
Paris is so culturally enriched these days. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he gets himself killed after waddling down the wrong street and trying to fight off some gypsies after they rob him.

Edit: He'd also probably be the fattest person in whatever city he decides to go to, with the possible exception of London. He doesn't realize that whenever he leaves North America, his girth makes him a literal freak show.
Gotta exclude Ontario too, and Alberta if someone is hunting local felines and squirrels to penetrate with metal skewers as he shivers from hyperthermia in a cabin.
 
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Being hunted by Ralph who wants to repay you must be horrifying experience.
 
Hanging out with an old dude looking like a Jewish caricature from an NSDAP propaganda poster.
Just America First/Cozy things...

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I forgot about that "Internet Villain" shirt, how fucking embarrassing. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone doing something like this.

I wonder if he still thinks he is this badass guy who is hated by everyone or if it is just cope.
 
Oh shit, he's not dead!
Glad he's still with us, he has so much content left to give. Although it would have been funny if his last tweet was "I owe daddy Fuentes everything, I will repay him". But for all we know, he's already written Nick and Beardson into his will and Meigh and Rozy will be left with nothing.
 
I forgot about that "Internet Villain" shirt, how fucking embarrassing. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone doing something like this.
Dax, he does the same type of shitty shirts with his face on them and wears them proudly (all the fucking time). Although I don't think even he would be pathetic enough to do one with "Internet Villain" plastered above his face.
 
More signs of life. He's retweeting esoteric faggyism, who is crying to Elon about Fuentes even though he pays twitter cuck bucks for a blue check. What a massive faggot...the absolute state of gunt guards.
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Still, it's beyond fucking hilarious to see stuff like this:
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He’s probably passed out on a flight to Rome and can’t afford in flight wifi because he’s a broke ass bitch
I don't think he was functional enough to reach airport
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I'll say it again: I hope he did buy a ticket, or tickets and passed out. He is the type that would put the only money he has on a ticket trusting the plan that he will "earn" twice the amount streaming in Rome. I can almost hear him explaining to May how they have to do it precisely because they are out of money, and trip like that will be profitable.
 
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