Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Idiotus Maximus said:
At the very least Milwaukee needs to be recognised for being the birthplace of Surviving Edged Weapons, if nothing else.
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The people who live there are all fat, they're resilient against edged weapons anyway. You need to penetrate all that blubber with a pointed weapon like a harpoon or spear of some sort.
 
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Pay Quasi.

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Anyone know when the Obscura podcast is going to talk about this tubby failure's guild? Last month he said it would be in January, but so far he's only been talking about glowniggers, and I'm not sure he'll be able to upload anything after that.
 
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AnOminous said:
Why doesn't he give them a shoutout by giving us a picture of his audience from where he sits so he can thank them and we can all be awed at how they're all standing up and applauding, including Albert Einstein?
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Last time he showed his audience didn't one of them get outed as a weird fart fetishist or something? I seem to recall something about 'Filthy Pierre'...

My point is, maybe for once Pat learned a lesson not to hand his stalker childs more ammo. Or he just has no fans to show off. That's also possible.
Maude Snew said:
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Which is of course what the cat is saying because Fat has no introspection.
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This is probably the one time I'll ever say anything nice about Pat, but thanks for reminding me of Serious Cat for the first time in about 10 years.
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Associate Rick said:
All credit to Bigsmooth on the other forum

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"Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this pig for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad swine. Not like going down to the Hooligans and chasing Raven and Tommy's cock. This pig, swallow you whole."
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This image is very sad.
 
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306h4Ge5eJUJ said:
Some lunatic publisher in Germany actually put out a translation?! ISBN please
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Seems like it was just The Ark that got translated. Patrick even mentioned it like it was a big deal.
www.patrickstomlinson.com

THE ARK Heads to Germany! -

Ich bin glücklich und fühle mich geehrt bekannt geben zu dürfen, dass mein erster Roman, THE ARK, vom Drömer Knaur Verlag erworben wurde. Im Frühjahr 2017 soll dann die Übersetzung in Deutschland veröffentlich werden. Außerdem bin ich dankbar meine Arbeit mit meinen neuen...
www.patrickstomlinson.com www.patrickstomlinson.com
www.isbn.de

The Ark - Die letzte Reise der Menschheit

Taschenbuch: Roman. Die Einsätze sind hoch in Patrick S. Tomlinsons faszinierendem Science Fiction-Debüt - denn die Arche ist die letzte Hoffnung der ...
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redcoloured said:
Anyone know when the Obscura podcast is going to talk about this tubby failure's guild? Last month he said it would be in January, but so far he's only been talking about glowniggers, and I'm not sure he'll be able to upload anything after that.
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Justin at Obscura said mid-to-late February.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
He could diversify his portfolio and tell the gays and trans he'll hide them in his basement.
By the way, the Hooligan's food up here is better than the tripe they sell in his city.
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I own them, including German translated copies I believe (they're in my novel folder somewhere). I will not read them even if the translated copies have the potential of being funny.
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The unappetizing pile of steamed, unseasoned frozen veggies next to an outrageously sized meat is very Midwestern.
 
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Lady Crow said:
The unappetizing pile of steamed, unseasoned frozen veggies next to an outrageously sized meat is very Midwestern.
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That's the place in Canada. Windsor to be exact. Steak isn't bad, just out of the the way to be bothered to go there more than once unless you're heading to Windsor for something.
 
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Bruce always pays back his debts and looks after his children.
Jude and Amanda are still alive. Jude is also a Hydra spy (so basically a Nazi). However, Tony is a well known alcoholic. So I'm guessing you related to him more.
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Why does he tweet this inane shit? Is he really that bored or is he desperate to "go viral" like a fucking teenage girl?
Wonder what Nikki is up to?
Just waiting for the totally happy and totally still together couple photos incoming on twitter to prove my posts wrong kek
 
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