Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

AnOminous said:
So watch it or, well. . .you saw what happened to Fat Rick, buddy.
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The tweet that would change his life forever. Imagine how different things would be if he had just deleted it or took it back. What a dumbass.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
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The tweet that would change his life forever. Imagine how different things would be if he had just deleted it or took it back. What a dumbass.
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I don't think that I agree. It still would have put him on the internet's radar, and he wouldn't have been able to hold back long enough on a different subject to avoid this same fate. It was always inevitable, whether it was Norm or the paint water balloons or something else. That also assumes Patrick would be capable of learning or having the humility to take something back, and applying that lesson multiple times. He is simply not mentally or emotionally equipped to do so on any subject.

Patrick didn't choose the life of a lolcow, the life of a lolcow chose him. He embodies it in every last element of his pathetic, sad existence.
 
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It's time to come clean.

This thread does make thousands of dollars every week, but I'm the one collecting it.

This is how Patrick has been paying off the debt. Jerry Jen contacted me personally and has been giving me the debt. Why he contacted me, I'll never know.

He also asked "Should I evenly distribute this to everyone who posted in the thread?" And I said no. I'm collecting the thousands of dollars a week off of your hard work, and you can't do anything about it.
 
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Big Boz said:
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Pat once again thinking he knows anything about parenting.
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Wait, listening to parents of trans kids??? Patirck is supporting genocide! Parents should have no say in their kids being trans or not, Rick, you fascist! What's next from you, liking a tweet of J. K. Rowling's?
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Wait, listening to parents of trans kids??? Patirck is supporting genocide! Parents should have no say in their kids being trans or not, Rick, you fascist! What's next from you, liking a tweet of J. K. Rowling's?
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Stlaker child, Pot is on record being pro-child murder since 2011.
 
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Not sure if anyone else has seen this but if you go to https://payquasi.lol/ and go into dev tools on your browser and go to console you'll see a js script called payQuasi.js is constantly running that calculates the amount of money Tomlinson owes Quasi in pennies and is constantly updated based on the compound rate of interest to 9 decimal places:

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Schwarzwald said:
I don't think that I agree. It still would have put him on the internet's radar, and he wouldn't have been able to hold back long enough on a different subject to avoid this same fate. It was always inevitable, whether it was Norm or the paint water balloons or something else. That also assumes Patrick would be capable of learning or having the humility to take something back, and applying that lesson multiple times. He is simply not mentally or emotionally equipped to do so on any subject.

Patrick didn't choose the life of a lolcow, the life of a lolcow chose him. He embodies it in every last element of his pathetic, sad existence.
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Patrick has only ever gone viral for his stupidity. He always seems entirely taken aback by the reaction he incites. This is especially visible with his Norm comment. He though he was being cute and notlikeothergirls by saying that he didn’t like the funniest post-ironic comedian ever born. He actually thought it was a thought worth posting to say he was too stupid to understand the moth joke. The backlash completely blindsided him and tickled his oppositional defiance. Pat is never more maniacal or more happy than when he’s the main character- a stoic victim of gangstalking. His every move since he crossed the line from semi-comedian to laughingstock, has been a play for attention like he got on accident for besmirching someone with brains and wit. CHILD
 
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Die Dunkle Maus said:
"Trans KIds"

When I was eight I wanted to be a dinosaur. I would have 100% signed up for dinosaur hormones and surgery.

Hell, I will do it RIGHT NOW. Criticize THAT, @Trayvon Fartin, I will eat your Ford Focus hahaha you will have to walk to your 12-step meetings, how ironic is that? You see, steps and walking, I made a little blue collar joke for you since you don't appreciate art, you plebian, you, you, you CRITIC who hurls slurs at my best friend. You're in big trouble.
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I know just the guy, he does jewtiful work.
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Plaintiff is fat said:
Today (the 25th) is the birthday of the kid he paper-aborted. Of all the days for him to talk about parenting he chose this one? Delusional failure of a man.
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Don't forget he was arrested for threatening to kill her in real life- alongside her mother and Pringles Can John. He is in no position to talk about being a parent on any day of the week.
 
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I have to revise a previous joke about Rick being pretentious but incompetent because he thinks he knows what words mean so well that he never bothers to look them up to make sure:

"He thinks he sounds like Stephen Fry but he sounds like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys."

I just wanted to be able to call him Stephen Fries. This is more editing than Torque has ever done to any of his writing.
 
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PST Stan Account said:
I have to revise a previous joke about Rick being pretentious but incompetent because he thinks he knows what words mean so well that he never bothers to look them up to make sure:

"He thinks he sounds like Stephen Fry but he sounds like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys."

I just wanted to be able to call him Stephen Fries. This is more editing than Torque has ever done to any of his writing.
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Either of those last two sentences is funnier than anything he ever said while LARPing as a "stand-up 'comedian'".
 
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