Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Foltest said:
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The moving Blob is not fan of Battlefield going to World War I
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He hates this because his stench of nintendo cartriges and failure could be bottled and used as mustard gas.
 
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Reddit Avenger said:
Guys...

I think I met Movieblob at my job selling movie tickets yesterday.

I thought I recognized him, but it didn't really register until immediately after he wobbled away with his ticket. Like everything was a dead ringer, right down to the NES controller wallet and sperging out when I said the closest show with seats was in 3D (he was naturally seeing Captain America and said something like "is 3D dogshit like it is everywhere else" with a really smug smirk like that was a sick quip or something).

I just checked his Twitter and we live in the same state/area just to make sure. This probably qualifies as powerleveling to some degree, but Jesus Christ.
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The smell must've been awful, like decades old tears and Super Mario branded cheese puffs.
 
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Reddit Avenger said:
Guys...

I think I met Movieblob at my job selling movie tickets yesterday.

I thought I recognized him, but it didn't really register until immediately after he wobbled away with his ticket. Like everything was a dead ringer, right down to the NES controller wallet and sperging out when I said the closest show with seats was in 3D (he was naturally seeing Captain America and said something like "is 3D dogshit like it is everywhere else" with a really smug smirk like that was a sick quip or something).

I just checked his Twitter and we live in the same state/area just to make sure. This probably qualifies as powerleveling to some degree, but Jesus Christ.
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you are a survivor
 
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vertexwindi said:
How did you survive
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Experience.

This is the SECOND time MovieBob has personally intruded into my life in some way (I mentioned the first one almost a year ago, when he ruined the only family road trip I've had in years by showing up on the only station my dad listens to for literally the whole trip to whine about Pixels and how Adam Sandler raped him as a child or something).

Why can't I run into like, cool pseudo-famous internet people like Jontron or something?

Foltest said:
That must have been dreadful, being near such a big manchild. Was he wearing his black trenchcoat in public with a nintendo t-shirt?
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I don't remember exactly what he was wearing except that he had on a Captain America t-shirt (which was something he shared with about half the theater at the time) and some kind of black coat. I assume it was his trademark school shooter jacket but to be fair it was really rainy and shitty out so as much as it pains me to say it, it was sorta kinda justified from a purely practical standpoint.

Although I could be wrong since I was trying to avoid extended direct eye-contact as a general politeness thing and the fact that I didn't want any risk of him realizing I know who he is. Y'know since there was a line and my boss was right there, and the last thing I want is him freaking out thinking I'm some kind of "awestruck" fan or some shit.

That and he's fat and gross-looking. Although that's kind of a given.
 
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Reddit Avenger said:
(I mentioned the first one almost a year ago, when he ruined the only family road trip I've had in years by showing up on the only station my dad listens to for literally the whole trip to whine about Pixels and how Adam Sandler raped him as a child or something)
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Wha...what?! He actually got put on some local radio station as a "movie reviewer"?
 
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The Nothingness said:
Wha...what?! He actually got put on some local radio station as a "movie reviewer"?
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Not quite. His Pixels review went somewhat viral for like a week or so after it came out, so a show on the local sports talk station decided to talk to him about it and movies in general (since he's a local) for god knows whatever reason.
cappaint said:
According to Moviebob he was on some show called "Toucher and Rich"
http://moviebob.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/six-months-later-i-am-alive.html
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That's the one.
 
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lol you were in Moviebob's close proximity nigger calm the fuck down it's not the end of the world. It's not a invasion into your private life.

You're literally all like "I saw that subhuman fatso Moviebob today. He said something in his retarded quip voice. I had to stop myself from losing it and telling him what a worthless fatty he was, I would have told that fucker. goddamn I hate him so much. "

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idk why people (or person) are sperging out so much about this. I just found it funny that a cow managed to squirm their way into my life in some sort of actual capacity offline. Not like there's much going on in the "Bobosphere" outside of the usual dumb tweets about feminism or video games anyways, at least until Pixels 2 comes out or something.

I mean I was as nice to him as I am with anyone else, so it's not like I tried to w33n him or something. In any event I'm just gonna drop the whole thing since this thread is ultimately about Bob, and I want to avoid indirectly causing anymore shitposts.
 
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idk why people (or person) are sperging out so much about this. I just found it funny that a cow managed to squirm their way into my life in some sort of actual capacity offline. Not like there's much going on in the "Bobosphere" outside of the usual dumb tweets about feminism or video games anyways, at least until Pixels 2 comes out or something.

I mean I was as nice to him as I am with anyone else, so it's not like I tried to w33n him or something. In any event I'm just gonna drop the whole thing since this thread is ultimately about Bob, and I want to avoid indirectly causing anymore shitposts.
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I, for one, found the fact that the pussyhole had a NES-controller wallet amusing.
 
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Fulda's Gap said:
Why isn't MovieBob praising Battlefield 1? Their first pack of DLC is styled after the Harlem Hellfighters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/369th_Infantry_Regiment_(United_States)
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Bobs deeply threatened by First person shooters and the fp perspective in general, despite his protestations otherwise will jump on any opportunity to criticize them, even if it's petty, incorrect or totally hypocritical. Which in off itself is pretty dumb but really falls apart because his big thing is 2d platforms which where stagnant and over saturated during the 90's as 3rd persons and are potentially an evolutionary dead end.
I can relate to not liking say CoD but when something like Skyrim hoves in view-it's pretty clear Bob's a sperg.

 
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