Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

The game is still pretty good. I think it's actually commendable how they've managed to use these casino reward mechanics without any of the bullshit monetary baggage attached while unlocking things at a constant pace throughout. The game is dirt cheap too. You're missing out if you let this thread ruin it for you.
Bought the game back when it was still in early access. Hell, I pirated it first then bought it for real. I can safely tune out Jim's contributions with how insignificant they turned out to be, though I do miss the placeholder stage descriptions for being tongue-in-cheek.
 
I believe a lot of this stems from the false bill of goods YouTubers were sold in the early days of the platform, that it was the new TV and they were the next evolution of celebrity. The reality is same rules apply to internet fame as irl fame: Unless you're good-looking or a naturally talented entertainer, there is an impenetrable ceiling on your success, and the only way is down from there.

I actually feel kind of sorry for people who poured the best years of their lives into YouTube (or being internet famous in general) to the detriment of everything else, only to hit 40 and see their fame drying up and realise they have nothing to fall back on. That's gotta hit almost as hard as realising chopping your dick off didn't cure your depression.
They still had a lot more success that the average man and they went far past the point they should given their early starting points. Better than those who spend their entire lives working in low end position their entire lives with no change.
 
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They still had a lot more success that the average man and they went far past the point they should given their early starting points. Better than those who spend their entire lives working in low end position their entire lives with no change.
Some of them did, but a lot have ended up like Spoony (or worse,) a 40yo burnout who squandered his good fortune and now has no prospects except getting into a low end position for the rest of his life. Jim is something of an exception since, at least financially, he is still in a better position than most people could dream to be. That doesn't seem to be doing anything to help his state of mind though, he seems more bitter and miserable than ever.

You can say they've had more success than the average man, but what does it matter if the end result is the same, or worse? At least a lot of the people working low-end jobs have a family to come home to.
 
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Ever find the sight of someone so physically repellent that you feel like retching? I can't look at this painted Hot Topic blimp for more than a few seconds before my guts start protesting.

He's so squalid and creepily presented that he genuinely makes my skin crawl. From his serial killer's Christmas dinner effort to his flabby gynaecomastia moobs stuffed into spandex, Jim is an aesthetic nightmare.

What I hate the most is that his "trans" (because like heck is Jim transgender) identity is a construct to justify his obesity and sloppiness, as well as his grubby sex life. It grants him the luxury of wallowing in his greed and squalor, he doesn't have moobs now, he has actual breasts according to him, and he's free to suck the cock of whoever else is in the room with blue hair and animal ears.
 
you could literally cut that down by half and it would still be overkill
That wouldn't even be every day man. So you come home from work covered in plaster dust or fried chicken fat or geriatric sputum or whatever and then get that shit all over your house while you cook and clean and do the normal adult things before having a shower before bed? Or do you come home, shower, and then do all that before spending a night sweating and drooling and farting in bed fresh for the next day ahead?
No, like it was said above: you have a shower to wash the shit of the day off when you get home, then you have a shower in the morning to prepare yourself fresh for the day ahead. Give it a try man, your wife or girlfriend or husband or boyfriend will appreciate it.
 
That wouldn't even be every day man. So you come home from work covered in plaster dust or fried chicken fat or geriatric sputum or whatever and then get that shit all over your house while you cook and clean and do the normal adult things before having a shower before bed? Or do you come home, shower, and then do all that before spending a night sweating and drooling and farting in bed fresh for the next day ahead?
No, like it was said above: you have a shower to wash the shit of the day off when you get home, then you have a shower in the morning to prepare yourself fresh for the day ahead.
If you work a blue collar job that requires you to interact with filth on a daily basis 1 shower after work is still enough.

If your bed farts are so intense they require you to shower in the morning you should visit a doctor.
Give it a try man, your wife or girlfriend or husband or boyfriend will appreciate it.
Or alternatively think you're a psycho. Compulsive cleaning isn't normal.
 
I think the most important thing to acknowledge here is that Jim will not shower even once a day, maybe once a week. Apparently morbidly obese people have trouble with hygiene and Jim is a troon on top, they are known for terrible hygiene. We all know this is true.
Its an interesting look into peak laziness and apathy.

When your particularly dirty or greasy, you can't just take a quick 5 minute shower, you'll end up modestly better but not 'clean'. When your morbidly obese, your very quickly going to get greasy or dirty, between the terrible diet, terrible lifestyle, and whatever the fuck growing in the folds. You don't generally get that way by being proactive and managing time well, so these people see a 30 minute shower to really scrub down as too much, too hard, too difficult, and not something they'll do every day. Which leads to a self perpetuating cycle of being too nasty to clean quickly, so bathes infrequently enough as to be constantly nasty. Combine that with difficulty/discomfort standing, and limited range of motion from your fat getting in the way, and they may not even bother to get clean properly at all.

It really is fascinating to see how self destructive the whole affair can be for lazy fat fucks.
 
I think the most important thing to acknowledge here is that Jim will not shower even once a day, maybe once a week. Apparently morbidly obese people have trouble with hygiene and Jim is a troon on top, they are known for terrible hygiene. We all know this is true.
Too much surface area to worry about. And those fat folds are hard to lift.
 
I think the most important thing to acknowledge here is that Jim will not shower even once a day, maybe once a week. Apparently morbidly obese people have trouble with hygiene and Jim is a troon on top, they are known for terrible hygiene. We all know this is true.
Having to wash yourself with a rag on a stick is quite embarrassing for obese people with massive egos.
 
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He's so squalid and creepily presented that he genuinely makes my skin crawl. From his serial killer's Christmas dinner effort to his flabby gynaecomastia moobs stuffed into spandex, Jim is an aesthetic nightmare.

What I hate the most is that his "trans" (because like heck is Jim transgender) identity is a construct to justify his obesity and sloppiness, as well as his grubby sex life. It grants him the luxury of wallowing in his greed and squalor, he doesn't have moobs now, he has actual breasts according to him, and he's free to suck the cock of whoever else is in the room with blue hair and animal ears.
There are a lot of people like Jim who think by saying there trans it will make them more interesting and allow them to discard all there old problems, when in reality there still the same just with more issues.
 
If you shower every night before bed there's no reason to shower in the morning ontop of it. There's cleanliness and then there's mental illness.

He didn't say "before bed". Believe it or not, some people do things other than play video games and fall asleep after they get home from work.
 
He didn't say "before bed". Believe it or not, some people do things other than play video games and fall asleep after they get home from work.
What's your daily scedule that necessitates two showers a day? Because the only excuse for a second shower I've seen so far is intense bed farts.
 
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