🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Beef Elemental]

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>Have you read Locke?

Aww, he looked up a quote that he thought would make him sound educated but nobody noticed so he had to point out that it was a Virgil quote.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

Hog already sounds sloshed

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That's directed either at May for fearing she'll not be able to feed her child, or at Nick for "fearing" to continue openly associating with Ralph.

She probably refused to let him smuggle his drugs in the baby's diapers for the flight so the trip had to be canceled. I can't think of any other reason he would want to being the newborn on an international flight to go party.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

In an increasingly rare moment of lucidity, Ralph tweeted the following:



I cannot confirm that the account is Gator, but if it isn't then this guy is one of the saddest human beings to walk this Earth.











Gator's patreon makes $20 a month.










(isn't reincarnated as a slime some Jap pedo cartoon shit)

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

Do I sense a chimpout?

I'm hoping for another epic article. "The Fear 2: Alcoholic Boogaloo"

 

[Mynameisdark]

My hopes are May fled when they got to the airport terminal because she "was scared" of Ethan.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Virgil is a Roman poet. Ralph in Rome?

Content incoming?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

shtay tooont

 

[Derpy]

Open scene: Northern Yucatán. A pack of wild dogs pause for a moment when they hear hollering. They look towards a concrete home. The windows haphazardly covered.

Ethan is drunk and raging at Amanda because he listened to her advice and didn’t gamble on sports ball with their rent money.

Amanda with infant in her arms: Ethan, you’re scaring us.

Ethan:

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A long pause.


Bitch.

Ethan is fucked once the wild dogs catch on that He is not a friend of dogs.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Virgil is a Roman poet. Ralph in Rome?

Content incoming?

You know how southerners often use anachronistic, classic names? Billy Ray CYRUS, ULYSSES S Grant, anyone named Cletus?

It’s just a Southern retard thing.

 

[Keranu]

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Lmao he's so gay.

 

[Truly Rural]

Happy anniversary everybody!

Spoiler: Year ago

 

[Telemeter]

Maybe he's got another big thing he's going to drop that is totally going to own Vickers and/or Harry just like all the previous times.

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Oh, he's a fixin' to holler!

The alogs are going to get called faggots and disloyal so hard I don't know how they'll ever recover!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Oh, he's a fixin' to holler!

The alogs are going to get called faggots and disloyal so hard I don't know how they'll ever recover!

I think he’s just stalling for time because he’s still to drunk to figure out to make OBS work,

But fingers crossed he’s almost through customs at FCO.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I cannot confirm that the account is Gator, but if it isn't then this guy is one of the saddest human beings to walk this Earth.

He brought this up before, when Gator was banned on twitter or made a poast account, I can't remember which. It was discussed in a thread somewhere on this board. I think the consensus was that it wasn't gator.

Also, considering they no doubt organized a mass report for ban evading on the account in their little gay discord/telegram and twitter didn't think so, I'd wager to say it's just some faggot fanboy.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

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How does he manage to sound out of breath in a 3 second clip!?

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

How does he manage to sound out of breath in a 3 second clip!?

By being 3 sheets to the wind and ready to fall into a ditch. When you get as fucked up as Ralph does, EVERYTHING becomes hard to do.

 

[Telemeter]

How does he manage to sound out of breath in a 3 second clip!?

That's his secret, he's always out of breath.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Archive

HE DELETED IT LOL!

 

[HackerX]

In an increasingly rare moment of lucidity, Ralph tweeted the following:

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I cannot confirm that the account is Gator, but if it isn't then this guy is one of the saddest human beings to walk this Earth.

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Gator's patreon makes $20 a month.
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(isn't reincarnated as a slime some Jap pedo cartoon shit)
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I, for one, and absolutely shocked that Gator is a faggot.