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How hard is it to keep reusable shopping bags in your vehicle?
Was it worth the 10+ tweets whining about it?
Was it worth the 10+ tweets whining about it?
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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I wentwhen I saw that Kevin has changed his profile pic to the unsettling one I spoilered in last night’s update. “Goddess not to AGP too much-“ [A]
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Fun fact about his side shave: [A]
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Kevin took a nap yesterday, so that’s why he was up so late tweeting. I am an hour ahead of Kevin, so he isn’t lying about the time. Also, the new place will have better internet so he can sit on Twitter even more unfortunately for me [A]
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Controller talk [A]
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When he woke up, he tweeted about his toy tilting. [A]
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The first time he made out with a girl was on a couch in front of his Transformers collection, which looked like that ten years ago. Lord have mercy. [A]
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Kevin discusses plastic bags after showing us his collection of plastic crap from a decade ago. He voted against the plastic bag ten cent fee in Colorado. He’s too retarded to remember to bring reusable bags and he feels as if this policy is meant to fuck over poor people. [A]
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After his rant about environmentalism and taxing the poor, Kevin immediately buys more plastic crap that’s packaged in even more plastic. [A]I gotta sperg here, I’m big on the environment. No Kevin, the point of this is not to tax the poor, it’s to encourage people to bring their own reusable bags. But he’s too retarded to remember to bring his! It’s not that fucking hard, just get some and throw them in the car. When you go to the store, you take them with you into the store, and throw them into the shopping cart. When you check out, put the items directly into bags. I have been doing this for years. In fact, it’s not only better for the environment, but it just makes the process of loading the car and bringing the bags in the house so much easier, because you’ve got bags that can hold more. I think that poor people have them bags too, so I’m not sure why he’s crying about taxing the poor.
Also, his solution is somewhat decent when you think about it, but unfortunately the bag recycling program would likely cause many issues in practice. People would definitely abuse the system, and stores would know this and not want to take the risk of implementing it. As for paper bags, I don’t know if the government can actually force all stores to use them exclusively.
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If they don’t unfollow you, it’s a sign that your simping is within appropriate boundaries! [A]
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Kevin plugs a video about Bloodborne and femininity [A]
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Muses on how to fix the toy that was tilting from earlier, only to realize the at he has been putting it too close to the heater (even though it was 5 feet away, according to him) and it has warped as a result. [A]
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He bought a new sticker. [A]
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Kevin discusses the song Dude Looks Like a Lady [A]
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Yes, I really fucked up the order but I don’t care at this point
It averages 3-6 sek for a plastic bag here, roughly 30 to 60 cents at todays prices.
In the fruit section they have those biological plastic bags, which are made out of spun corn cellulose or something similar.
The reusable bags weigh in at 1 dollar to 5 dollars.
I even bought a couple in fucking London because they were cheaper there recently!
I know Swede-Land is seen as a tree hugging trippy dippy country, and paying for bags has always been a thing but the fucker complaining about a few cents is just the peak of selfish thoughtless consumption.
Everyone uses their reusable bags for laundry too, putting things in storage, so they have multiple uses. I even used a couple with paracord as stuff sacks for sleeping bags.
As Kevvie doesn’t do laundry, preferring the raw ammonia steaming off the standing cat piss to dissolve grime and mask odors, this means he has no concept of carrying bags of clothing to the Tvättstuga.
Of course poor people can pay 30 cents for a canvas bag. That’s a vastly better deal for them.
Spend 60 cents, bags for an average persons weekly shop for at least a year.
20 cents a week is $10.20 on bags.
Sure, even for a poor person ten dollars over a year is not bank breaking, but anyone who is capable of basic maths knows that makes sense.
With all the tweets, obscure crap searching, video games, running off a gas generator, unused plastic toys, shipping comics from Australia, processed foods, cannabis consumption, unnecessary medications, unnecessary surgery, hair products, pet food, resulting packaging waste, flights to Europe to sit in a bedroom and eat takeout, involvement in killing land and improper disposal of alpacas, I should think Kevvie has probably one of the worst carbon footprints imaginable.
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I for one am glad that, this time, the cultural revolutionaries don't have the spoons to kill everyone with glasses.
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Six rings, each a color of the rainbow.
...Technically, I guess it's possible, but I like to think he believes there are six colors in a rainbow.
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Kevin, generally the fact has to be interesting to be fun. We already know you shave your head to be a rebellious "queer" and that you consume a ton of plastic shit.
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I feel like, if, somehow, after the revolution, enough people got together to make and distribute Transformers pro-bono to anyone who wanted one, Kevin would find them a lot less appealing.
What I'm saying is, I don't like communists, but commies should use Kevin as the embodiment of late stage capitalism.
What I'm saying is, I don't like communists, but commies should use Kevin as the embodiment of late stage capitalism.
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"Goddess not to AGP too hard but I'd fuck me tbh"
I guess he's channeling Jame Gumb/Buffalo Bill now, which is absolutely on-brand. Cue up Goodbye Alpacas for the soundtrack to the nightmare that is Kevryn.
I guess he's channeling Jame Gumb/Buffalo Bill now, which is absolutely on-brand. Cue up Goodbye Alpacas for the soundtrack to the nightmare that is Kevryn.
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Sorry Kev, poors aren't getting charged. You're just lazy.
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I've seen them argue bisexual is transphobic, you have to be pansexual. So Kevin can't even do his own larp correctly.View attachment 4332504
Holy fuck, guys. We did it. We finally found it. The LGBT. Lesbian, gay, bisexual, troon, all at the same fucking time.
Anyways, I think it's hilarious that Kevvie's label is possibly transphobic, or at best just special bisexual Olympics. I always found the "bi lesbian" term puzzling. Is it Tumblr 2016's "homosexual biromantic"/"bisexual homoromantic"? Is it bisexual with a preference? Is it stinkditch & pussy-bearers only, which includes TiFs? Does bi lesbian also include cis men?
In every instance he brings up the label, he always includes the example of a hypothetical TiF (but never the general "man" which includescis men
What's wrong with plain ol' bisexual? What happened to just having a preference?
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Eh, that discourse is kind of over at this point. Bisexuals have been pushing back against that for a good year or so now and if you say the bi label is transphobic you’ll get clowned on (rightfully so).
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The complaint in the quoted tweet is why they almost always put up an icon of the actual button for like the last decade or so. This is actually part of the underlying API on Xbox (and I assume on PlayStation too) which you can see on Windows when it seamlessly switches between the "active" control method among say a 360 pad, a One pad and the keyboard if you have all three plugged in. This fact makes all of Kevin's "explanation" utterly stupid.
As an aside I can't remotely imagine having an issue with this, seriously, how often are you switching between controller types? This should just be a reflex not an actual thought you're aware of.
"How about this instead: Switch to paper bags and give customers a 10 cent credit per bag they add to a recycling bin in every store!"
You're just going to bitch when the employee they have to task for this rejects the shitty paper bags you're trying to recycle for a very minor incentive. Better to offload the cost of having to deal with your filth onto you by going for cloth bags you won't wash. (Or, you know, being a fucking anarchist you could oppose all of this on fucking principle.)
Also, amusingly not too long ago the "eco" thing was outlawing paper bags.
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Today’s tweet load is lighter than yesterday, and includes a video of Kevin speaking.
Kevin starts his day (on Twitter, at least) at 10:00 AM by being horny. Also lmao at this misinterpretation in the quoted reply. [A]
Plugged another Youtube channel [A]
Kevin posted a video showing a Jurassic Park toy that lights up he bought from San Diego Comic Con (he thinks), because it started making noises (it makes thunder noises I guess). [A]
Also, in the beginning of the video, we see that cat carrier (not a laundry basket like I originally thought).
It is being used as a nightstand.
He notes a strong similarity between some unopened Transformers he has. [A]
He also shows off some trading cards. [A]
Wedge reminds us that he does not like the police. [A]
That full screenshot:
Wedge also replied to somebody saying that homosexuality is a sin. [A]
The pinned tweet in question:
Kevin starts his day (on Twitter, at least) at 10:00 AM by being horny. Also lmao at this misinterpretation in the quoted reply. [A]
Plugged another Youtube channel [A]
Kevin posted a video showing a Jurassic Park toy that lights up he bought from San Diego Comic Con (he thinks), because it started making noises (it makes thunder noises I guess). [A]
Also, in the beginning of the video, we see that cat carrier (not a laundry basket like I originally thought).
It is being used as a nightstand.
I think this may be the first time I have actually heard his voice. Or maybe I have, but he only said a sentence or two. Either way, I have never heard him speak as long as he does in this minute video. And quite frankly, I’m surprised. I recalled reading about how us Kiwifarmers seem to have a specific voice in our heads when we read his tweets, and I always used a more feminine yet irritating voice for Kevin. He actually speaks like a normal person in my opinion, he sounds amicable and almost endearing. It humanized him more in my mind after hearing him talk (although I have never actually hated Kevin).
He also shows off some trading cards. [A]
Wedge reminds us that he does not like the police. [A]
That full screenshot:
Wedge also replied to somebody saying that homosexuality is a sin. [A]
The pinned tweet in question:
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I first encountered that one... I want to say close to 10 years ago now. It's likely less than that, but it's in that range of "more than 5 years so I'm rounding it to 10". That type of behaviour is part of what pushed me out of the LGBT community, because I realized that it was going from LGBT to LGBTQ to LGBTQIA to LGBTQ+ and that was really just a sneaky way to make it LGBTQ+. Since it is really just the troons "welcoming" the other letters.
When pansexual showed up and the transphobia accusations happened a lot of bisexuals were pushing against it from the start, but also bisexuals tend to be the most likely group to say "fuck it, we don't need the rest of you" and leave the community in my experience, so when the bullshit starts the more likely response is to say "fuck you, I can still be happy in heteroworld" than campaign against the rest of the retards. It's only the young activist types that feel compelled to stay.
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Pansexual is just bi but you're at least obstensibly open to rotdogs and amholes, right? Or ugly people in general? I remember when it mostly turned up in science fiction to describe people who fucked aliens and shit.
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Exactly. "Pansexual" is a term that only makes sense in an SF context, because that's the only place you have people who are able to consent and yet are not covered by bi, straight, or gay.
The fact people are declaring themselves to be pansexual means they don't understand the words they use, or basic logic covered by Venn diagrams.
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It's not just that, it's also a super special way to be better than everyone else - "bi means attracted to multiple genders, but pan means attraction to people regardless of gender because I see people's souls
and I fall in love with personalities and I feel a real deep spiritual connection 
unlike you trashbags who just rut like animals". It's very much like asexual/demisexual and aromantic/demiromantic in that regard ("I still have casual sex but it's special when I do it" or "I have an aromantic sexual relationship with my queerplatonic partner, which is completely different and superior to having a fuckbuddy because I'm using fancy words").Amusingly the pan discourse has backfired on them, because people who try to claim that pan specifically includes trans people get told that bi specifically includes trans people, since TWAW so if you're saying you're specifically including trans women and cis women that means you're not classing trans women as women.
Anyway gay, straight, bi, pan - Kevin is fat and normal people would not have sex with him. His sexuality is really best described as "abstract coomer brain" as he'd pretty much have sex with women, women who think they're men, men who think they're women, men and women who think they're something else, probably men who dress like women but stress they're men... just not men who insist they're men and dress and act like men. Oh and pool toys and saltwater taffy and what have you.
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To further add on "abstract", all these scenarios are in his head, barring that incident with Wedge. In reality we know his Amhole's sealed up again and his libido has tanked by virtue of being a eunuch.
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Yeah, it's very much the middle one.
Do you have a vagina? Kevin will fuck you.
Do you call yourself a woman? Kevin will fuck you.
Do you have a vagina and call yourself a woman? Kevin will fuck you.
Do you have a vagina and call yourself any other gender? Kevin will fuck you.
Do you not have a vagina and call yourself a woman? Kevin will fuck you.
Do you NOT have a vagina and ONLY call yourself a man? Kevin will not fuck you. If you remind him of the cis men that bullied him in high school, he has troonma and will not fuck you. Everyone else can be sexed.
I wonder if he's secretly one of those people who says he's for demigirls and guys and only goes with it to pacify them or get what he wants.
I'm horrified at what this could be. I haven't played Bloodborne or else I'd watch it, it sounds terrible.
He likes the show of money. He likes being in the elite clubs of "I got ALL of the figures of this collection", "I got the 100 figurine limited run figure", and "I have the top most expensive holofoil version of this item". He doesn't do much else good so he buys his way into being special; it's a numbers game just like his twitter following numbers. Quantifying how good he is at collecting things, I am great at something, I have all the numbers to show it.
Handmade figurines don't have the appeal since everyone gets a unique one and there's nothing to gloat about, to chase and hunt down a sale for, no proper set, nothing that makes it flashy and elite. He can appreciate a hand made gift but he doesn't want only hand made gifts or else he'd be commissioning 3D printer people.
The amount of people snapping to communism would be immense. Thank god he calls himself a communist so he makes communists look bad instead.
If you can't afford a 10cent fee, you might not be able to buy groceries at a store.
A reusable bag is 1 to 2 dollars. Sometimes they can be given out for free. A 10 cent plastic bag can technically be reused multiple times if one takes care of it right and knows how to handle heavy or pointy stuff that could break the bag. This isn't hard.
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Pays $800 for Unicron. Whines about a ten cent plastic shopping bag. What a perverse sense of values and proportion he has, among his other perversities.
TBF, he got his paypigs to buy Unicron for him. They probably won't shell out for his shopping bags.
TBF, he got his paypigs to buy Unicron for him. They probably won't shell out for his shopping bags.
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I want a “snuff” video, where each of those toys is smashed with a hammer and Kev cries in the corner