Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Nick seemed oblivious to just how young Kyle is. Kyle turned 20 just this month. Compared to Nick, that’s a huge age gap. The kid can’t even legally drink yet. Kyle’s life got sidetracked by fame/ infamy when he was only 17, so he’s missed out on most of the social experiences that someone of his age typically have had. Add to the fact he has pending civil lawsuits & knowing that there are still many people watching & waiting for anything that can be used against him, no wonder Kyle was like a deer caught in headlights & overly cautious or as Nick said in the locals chat, “boring “. Nick being a drunken coomer is bad enough but why even make fun of Kyle for things like lip syncing to songs on TikTok’s with his girlfriend? (Idk if Nick brought it up this interview, have only seen clips, but since Nick’s made such an issue of it before, I’m guessing he did) A cringe social media trend, sure, but that’s what teenagers do. After all the hell Kyle went through, why does Nick begrudge him being young & goofing off with a girl? The Kyle interview & now these comments in the locals chat, Nick sounds so bitter & passive aggressively angry & I don’t understand why. Nick really is an asshole.

Rekieta is an arrested development dweeb, Kyle Rittenhouse is literally one of those gunslingers from a spaghetti western. To say Rekieta is jealous of real men like Rittenhouse is simply saying water is wet. Rekieta projects a sort of friendly -or friensly - passive aggressive vibe a lot, but stripped of the aw shucks act and seeing him for what he is, he's a nasty piece of work, a coomer, and as I said, a fucking dweeb. He fell over backwards into a grift that supplemented his spoiled Preston Poulter esque lifestyle. That's it. That's Re

And then to finish off the ceremony someone can shove that bottle/urn up their ass.


Some posters in here have commented on Nicks recent streams being more like his old content but this here is the reason I can't even listen to him anymore, actually knowing what a whiny thin skinned faggot he is is too offputting.

Same. Now I know he is a complete fake and a hypocrite all the things I overlooked like the high pitched whiny voice and the, call it what it is, alcoholism just grate too much.

Elissa Clips on the other hand is my jam

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Interesting take: Nick is a wholesome/degenerate family man in that he clearly takes care of and loves his family because Nick himself said someone can be both.

I have known absolute wierdos that are the nicest to their family. So you can be both. The question is whether Nick can be both. I kind of expect that is one of the reasons this is happening. Off stream he probably has to be different and has no real outlet to talk about stuff. So internet.

I could be wrong. But as of yet I’ve not seen anything to suggest so.

The problem Nick will have is, this is the internet and I don’t think he’ll be able to maintain what seems to be his not very good balance forever. No one ever does after all. Right now I’m trying to figure out how long Nick implodes. I give it 6 months I think.

Sounds a bit like the naïve double-standard used by people who justified or otherwise excused Nick's behavior thus far; the ones who weren't really paying attention and were somehow surprised because they couldn't recognize how silly the double standard was.

Eh. I’ve been one of the people saying Nick was like this since the start and also agree his streams being all like what they are now is bad.

he's a nasty piece of work, a coomer, and as I said, a fucking dweeb.

Yeah. And he was the first person to basically say all that too. He wasn’t hiding it.

He fell over backwards into a grift that supplemented his spoiled Preston Poulter esque lifestyle. That's it.

He did. And he was literally the first person to say he did. And how lucky he was. And yet for some reason people overlooked that or think he was fake. No dude was litterally telling you he was the things you just said he was every other stream.

People really need to take the lesson of ‘when someone tells you who they are believe them’ to heart.

 

[Caticorn]

$50 to attend his Vegas meetup.. with guests and a "show". Think I'll pass, I can cringe at home for free.

Rekieta Law - Boomer Learns to Host an Event IN LAS VEGAS

It's my first meetup/live show that I'm hosting. Expect a bunch of poorly executed dick jokes, and terrible life advice.

www.eventbrite.com

 

[beef lo mein]

Ralphamania 2? So soon? Clearly we are in a blessed timeline. The chaos demon has definitely started to make plans to get out of Ralph’s grotesque, ailing body somehow and get Rekieta 100%. No doubt, this will be very entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

$50 to attend his Vegas meetup.. with guests and a "show". Think I'll pass, I can cringe at home for free.

Rekieta Law - Boomer Learns to Host an Event IN LAS VEGAS

It's my first meetup/live show that I'm hosting. Expect a bunch of poorly executed dick jokes, and terrible life advice.

www.eventbrite.com

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

$50 to attend his Vegas meetup.. with guests and a "show". Think I'll pass, I can cringe at home for free.

Rekieta Law - Boomer Learns to Host an Event IN LAS VEGAS

It's my first meetup/live show that I'm hosting. Expect a bunch of poorly executed dick jokes, and terrible life advice.

www.eventbrite.com

Vegas. Why is it always Vegas? Maybe Nick and Kayla can renew their wedding vows at Little Vegas Chapel.

edit: ninja’d by a fellow noodle dish

 

[Swole McPole]

I have known absolute wierdos that are the nicest to their family. So you can be both. The question is whether Nick can be both. I kind of expect that is one of the reasons this is happening. Off stream he probably has to be different and has no real outlet to talk about stuff. So internet.

I could be wrong. But as of yet I’ve not seen anything to suggest so.

If you have kids, flirting with wine moms and talking about your sex life on-line using your real name and real image can NEVER count as 'being nice to your family.'

Those kids go to school. In school, they'll make enemies -- but they don't even have to be enemies. They might just be curious kids. But some day, sooner or later, one of the kids in your child's class is going to come across Rackets' videos. Or his locals. Or -- and this is most likely of all -- they'll wander onto the Farms.

At which point, your kids are going to go through the rest of their lives being known as the kid who's mom pulls a train of Jamaicans at Hedonism II, while dad puts his testicles into a silicon cage and jams whiskey bottles up his arse.

In no way, shape or form can any of this be considered as being 'nice to your family'. To be honest -- and I'm being completely sincere here, and not engaging in entertaining hyperbole at Nick's expense -- outside of banging your own kids or pimping them out to Drexel when they hit 18, I really can't think of anything worse that you could do to your kids than willingly exposing the public discussion of their parents sex lives for ad revenue and superchat tips.

Imagine -- for years, your kids think that their dad is a respectable lawyer. Then, one day they come home from school with screenshots of Rekeita and Sloppy Sally from locals. That's a lifetime of therapy sessions right there.

 

[newuser131]

I am curious to the who watches him now. I think it can be three groups.

• his new wine moms/wine mom simps
• his old original audience that wants him to "pull up"
• his old original audience that see him now as a lol cow

I don't watch him anymore. After his whole "everyone complaining about him now are incels", I lost all respect for him. Nick is no different from Disney Star Wars, Marvel, etc who says that everyone who complains about the new stuff is a racist, sexist manbaby (which is the thing that Nick complains about on Flashcast).

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I like how everything about that interview is Kyle's fault, and not rather Nick's absurd and asinine questions. He went at him with a bunch of degenerate shit, and asked him questions he knew damn well he couldn't or wouldn't answer, and he's honestly surprised things turned out the way they did? What a fucking psycho.

The cope about the balls or no balls question actually loosening Kyle up cracked me up too. The man can do no wrong in his own eyes anymore and he just completely cant take any L.

He's probably going to start picking more fights with the lawtube fags as his insecurity rises. It'll probably be something small too but Rekieta will have his cronies go after them while pretending to be neutral.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Is Nick such a self-centered prick that he can't understand why Kyle has to be somewhat reticent in how he answers questions? Or is he just retarded? Both?

Agree, how much of a narcissistic prick do you have to be to trash a kid who has a legitimate case of serious PTSD from almost being murdered and then having to kill two other people before he's even old enough to sign a contract because he's "robotic"?

it’s no secret that lawyers and the whole legal community have substance abuse problems.

Nick uses being a lawyer as a post-hoc excuse for his alcoholism because it sounds believable on its face if you don't question it. Once you look into how much "lawyering" he has ever done it falls apart pretty quickly and you realize it's just how he enables his own poor behavior.

He did. And he was literally the first person to say he did. And how lucky he was. And yet for some reason people overlooked that or think he was fake. No dude was litterally telling you he was the things you just said he was every other stream.

This was something that I started realizing over time with him because he utilized a mental trick based on the goodwill he had already built to that point. I believe it's a form of what is called a sarcastic confession. The most effective I've seen it is Metokur using it to address his dox. You "admit" to something but you do it in a way that seems jovial, joking, and non-serious. It gives off the impression to people who already are invested in you and like you that you're not actually supporting what you're saying. Nick built up the whole idea of him being a grifter as a sort of "haha, lulz" joke and even when he reiterated it he would always do so with laughter. So he's able to have technically admitted to it while knowing that most people won't take it seriously so he gets the best of both worlds. It's the same reason a lot of the people who follow Metokur to this day think his dox isn't legitimate.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Fan meet-up in the city of sin huh? We all know what's going to happen next.

 

[Molag Bal]

Seen Nick recently being very snappy at any superberries talking about animu. Even going as far as to call it 'faggotry' with the seethe over the shit he's getting dripping through. The anime people are not at the root of the shit that made people put you on blast. All the animes did was get you to make normalfags uncomfortable with questions about gay fetish porn (balls or no balls), and maybe pester you a little too much about the Vic case.

The animes didn't make you go to Jamaican swinger resorts during racial cuck week.
The animes didn't make you pay hookers to step on you at anime conventions, that was Attorney Tom.
The animes didn't make you trade nudes with random thots on locals.
That was all you.

Got my hands full as of late, but decided to go back and check out the tail end of the Rittenhouse chat. Caught Nick seething at Elissa. Saying that he held off on the "Balls or no balls?" question. That she is the reason why detractors call our wife, our wife. Along with Elissa throwing the copy pasta at Nick and chat. Gave me a good chuckle. Elissa is apparently very mad about the Discord being shut down, that she was making detractor clips a month before it was shutdown. Some amazing foresight.

You spelled Kvetch wrong.

Holy balls cool it with the antisemitic dogwhistles.

 

[Strix454]

Gay 90s is in a not great location toward the outer part of downtown minneapolis. It used to be right about at the edge of where the good police presence downtown at night was. So it was a place where you could end up having alot of violent street crime. It would also have all the other typical problems any other downtown bar like that would have with drunks and fights associated with the club. Post-George Floyd the whole downtown is supposedly a alot less safe.

But I've never heard of it having a "BDSM dungeon". I think it would tend more toward stage show style demonstrations and meet-up nights for people into that stuff. Having a dungeon combined with a club in that town seems unlikely. People dying on a regular basis at a dungeon inside the club seems kind of crazy. Its not something that could be covered up and there would be all kinds of hand wringing over it if there were.

 

[1 other person]

Seen Nick recently being very snappy at any superberries talking about animu. Even going as far as to call it 'faggotry' with the seethe over the shit he's getting dripping through. The anime people are not at the root of the shit that made people put you on blast. All the animes did was get you to make normalfags uncomfortable with questions about gay fetish porn (balls or no balls), and maybe pester you a little too much about the Vic case.

The animes didn't make you go to Jamaican swinger resorts during racial cuck week.
The animes didn't make you pay hookers to step on you at anime conventions, that was Attorney Tom.
The animes didn't make you trade nudes with random thots on locals.
That was all you.

Animebros can rejoice in the fact that there's probably been more blacks in Kayla than in all anime combined.

 

[zyclonPD]

I am curious to the who watches him now. I think it can be three groups.

• his new wine moms/wine mom simps
• his old original audience that wants him to "pull up"
• his old original audience that see him now as a lol cow

I don't watch him anymore. After his whole "everyone complaining about him now are incels", I lost all respect for him. Nick is no different from Disney Star Wars, Marvel, etc who says that everyone who complains about the new stuff is a racist, sexist manbaby (which is the thing that Nick complains about on Flashcast).

I kinda fall into the last two groups. I wouldn't mind seeing him pull up out of this nosedive but I'm not opposed to watching him become a more ridiculous lolcow at this point. I'm entertained either way.

Viva and Barnes Sunday show is a nice substitute for him that doesn't waste my time and I've found other jewtube content to replace the rekieta slot.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Gay 90s is in a not great location toward the outer part of downtown minneapolis. It used to be right about at the edge of where the good police presence downtown at night was. So it was a place where you could end up having alot of violent street crime. It would also have all the other typical problems any other downtown bar like that would have with drunks and fights associated with the club. Post-George Floyd the whole downtown is supposedly a alot less safe.

But I've never heard of it having a "BDSM dungeon". I think it would tend more toward stage show style demonstrations and meet-up nights for people into that stuff. Having a dungeon combined with a club in that town seems unlikely. People dying on a regular basis at a dungeon inside the club seems kind of crazy. Its not something that could be covered up and there would be all kinds of hand wringing over it if there were.

Yeah he's full of shit. I believe his story about multiple accidental asphyxiations in the secret dungeon at the fag club about as much as I believe the cheap porno script he wants us to believe is his life.
Guys a clown.

 

[Balldo]

Drugs: Not going back to find them as this thread is moving fast, but I agreed with those posts arguing that some posters are overemphasizing the drinking (not new) and underestimating the MDMA usage (new).

While I'm sure a lot of posters here have tried MDMA, it's a safe bet that a lot have not. Also among those who've tried it, much of what is sold as "molly" in the US is just speed, adderall, baby powder, fent, with maybe a smidge of MDMA in it. A lot of people out there think they have had a true MDMA experience, when really they just had a speedy night out at the clubs, nothing particularly life-changing.

But pure MDMA? Experiences vary, but that stuff can rock your world, morally, philosophically, spiritually, etc. to a degree similar to taking powerful psychedelics like LSD, psilocybin, or ayahuasca. And considering the kind of circles Nick runs in, it wouldn't surprise me if he had access to good quality MDMA. Becoming more of a drunk wouldn't create the kind of changes we see so quickly, but MDMA absolutely could.

Couple new and regular MDMA usage with a midlife crisis, top off with a red-nosed case of alcoholism, an expanded celebrity ego and bank account due to Heard and Rittenhouse, and voila, it's the perfect recipe for Rackets 2023.

My guess is that he took some, came face to face with his aging and mortality, probably started questioning his religious views around concepts like Heaven and Hell, tossed the Christian things he couldn't abide with anymore, kept the tenets he believed in along with the ones he knows he can't flip over due to audience expectations. Fuck, man, he even bought a fancy car! Midlife crises are weird enough without regular MDMA... but with it? Shit, man, anything can happen.

I'm also guessing that he took it with his wife, and they had some kind of "real talk" (ecstasy makes one both yappy and overly honest) about their feelings on aging and sexuality, the confines they have lived with as the "Middle American Dream Family", and probably came to the realization that they BOTH wanted other options?

Taking a leap of faith that our Kiwi sleuths proved that Nick went to Hedonism 2 ( it seemed proven to me, but I remember some debate), but that ain't just a nudist place, that's full on swingers! If Nick's line is "well, just because we went to a nudist place, that doesn't mean we swing", I'm calling bullshit.

Do people go to anime cons because they aren't into anime?
Do people go to baseball card cons because they hate baseball?
Why would swingers be any different?

 

[sum ting wong]

Off all days, you choose a Sunday night? Must have been the cheapest day to rent the venue.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

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Off all days, you choose a Sunday night? Must have been the cheapest day to rent the venue.

He's just using more ways to disrespect the Lord's day to prove to all the incel prude kiwifarmers just how abiding of a Christian man he is.

 

[Phony Chicken]

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Off all days, you choose a Sunday night? Must have been the cheapest day to rent the venue.

I'm sure Dick Masterson will be there.

 

[Swole McPole]

While I'm sure a lot of posters here have tried MDMA, it's a safe bet that a lot have not. Also among those who've tried it, much of what is sold as "molly" in the US is just speed, adderall, baby powder, fent, with maybe a smidge of MDMA in it. A lot of people out there think they have had a true MDMA experience, when really they just had a speedy night out at the clubs, nothing particularly life-changing.

But pure MDMA? Experiences vary, but that stuff can rock your world, morally, philosophically, spiritually, etc. to a degree similar to taking powerful psychedelics like LSD, psilocybin, or ayahuasca. And considering the kind of circles Nick runs in, it wouldn't surprise me if he had access to good quality MDMA. Becoming more of a drunk wouldn't create the kind of changes we see so quickly, but MDMA absolutely could.

Couple new and regular MDMA usage with a midlife crisis, top off with a red-nosed case of alcoholism, an expanded celebrity ego and bank account due to Heard and Rittenhouse, and voila, it's the perfect recipe for Rackets 2023.

I'm a 'real' boomer -- born in the mid 50's, so old enough to have taken 'proper LSD' back in the days when it was made by Owsley, Nick Sand and the Operation Julie crew. Also old enough to have taken MDMA when it was really difficult to get and cost £20 a tab.
Pretty well everyone I know of my age who'd lived through the 60's/70's acid thing and then went on to do MDMA in the early 80's believed they had a much more profound and life altering experience with MDMA.

Even though we'd taken those high dose, high purity hits of acid (and the Nick Sand tabs of Orange Sunshine were believed to have had at least 500 mcgs in each tab -- people would cut them into four slices and sell each slice for the same price as a regular tab of acid and nobody would complain because a quarter was as strong as all the other pills about back then -- Purple Haze, Strawberry Fields, Blue Cheer, Windowpane, etc.) But anyone who took a whole tab would get the full acid experience -- complete ego dissolution, etc. All that stuff you'd read about in the Timothy Leary books.

So it was profound, you got insights into stuff that the mystics would talk about, all the usual shit. But by and large, people had the experience and then just went on with their lives. But literally everyone I knew who took MDMA had their lives changed -- and changed for the better. For a period at least. They became more empathetic. More social. Less inhibited.

It wasn't all positive though. I mean, the experience of MDMA generally was, but I also knew a lot of people who became overly enthusiastic about drugs in general. For a lot of those people, MDMA acted as a kind of gateway to heavy cocaine use. A lot of people started using heroin to deal with that Sunday morning chill out thing. But the actual MDMA experience itself? Almost always profoundly transformative.