Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

This is the last thing he posted on his FaceBook:

Laughable, considering that he’s objectively failed at both.

The “brand” he built is one of sloth, incompetence, and misbehavior. And what’s left of the “following” he built is trolls and morbid hate-watchers. Success!

It also reeks of cope. Jack ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY set out to build a brand as a famous YouTube chef once the views started pouring into what was originally supposed to be a marketing tool for his sauces. Yet he failed to capitalize because he was too lazy to improve his production techniques and actually, y’know, learn how to cook. He missed his shot, yet is so useless that he seems not to care about the wasted opportunity. It sounds like he’s flippantly saying “well, I couldn’t get that to work, but at least I’m famous!” Yeah, Jack…for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Tiresome]

The video posted by his mother-in-law is suggestive of his state...
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Tongues extended to half-mast, everyone.

 

[Unhinged duck]

I hope Jack pulls through, he's provided me hours of entertainment. May he raise his decrepit right arm once again.

 

[cookingwithja/ck/]

See you, space cowboy

 

[Ol' Slag]

Saddened but not surprised by this turn of events. Jack ignored doctors and general health advice at every turn.

Could someone explain to me why him and his son were no longer talking? I am not super deep into the Jack lore.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Imagine a show about his cooking on TLC, for example.

You wann get served with a class action? Because that's exactly how you get a class action thrown at you and the network who aired that shit.

 

[fedoralordjish]

Don't step into the light, your death would make this world less fun

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Saddened but not surprised by this turn of events. Jack ignored doctors and general health advice at every turn.

Could someone explain to me why him and his son were no longer talking? I am not super deep into the Jack lore.

Jack has two sons. We usually see Jack Junior, who is a wannabe gym rat and Christian rapper.

That was posted by Garrett, his older son that he choked out because he was smoking weed. They’ve been estranged for a very long time.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Jack has two sons. We usually see Jack Junior, who is a wannabe gym rat and Christian rapper.

That was posted by Garrett, his older son that he choked out because he was smoking weed. They’ve been estranged for a very long time.

Thanks for the info. I totally forgot he even had a second son. You only see the other son and hear his shitty raps.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

If he ends up going to the great keto buffet in the sky (or the BBQ below the earth serving underdone chicken, choose whichever applies), I hope Tammy or someone else from his immediate family doesn't get a sudden pang of awareness and zap the channel. Maybe I should save some stuff for posterity.

 

[Corpun]

No way he can fucking die with how hardened his body must be from raw food.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Damn you Aunt Myrna and your party cheese salad, damn you!

 

[Nottafed]

This seems relevant again

https://youtu.be/_HgTB_RKhuo

 

[fedoralordjish]

https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM

 

[Cocklaunch]

End of an Era.

 

[TV's Adam West]

At first I was sad. Then I remembered that Jack is a piece of shit who choked his own son out.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

At first I was sad. Then I remembered that Jack is a piece of shit who choked his own son out.

Nah, man, relax. It's just bants, fam.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm going to be a prayer warrior and pray that Jack pulls through. His ego will absolutely not allow him to stay off the internet and his face might be all derped out too. It's a win/win really.

 

[captkrisma]

I pray Jack survives, as we all know what happens to Boomers in L4D when they die. Gotta protect the nurses from that bile cloud.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/172830867826286593?s=20&t=v8IUfDrjZzP_F50hnrK7Gg