Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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Dat hypertrophy though.

Nice ‘ceps brotha’. Women are known for having good upper body strength.

Unironically good shoulder development, lean. I’m jelly.
 
He’s obviously trying to be a poor imitation of Audrey Hepburn. This angle actually looks okay, but the side profile that has already been shown takes away the illusion fast. You can only do so much to disguise male features. I’m predicting lip work next for Dylan.
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It just looks so painful. His face just looks so...tight? Like stretched too thin? I can't explain it. It's giving alien vibes, too.
 
I was trying to work out exactly why this guy is next level creepy and finally noticed: In any of these pictures if you block out his face below the eyes by for example putting your hand in front of the screen, he seems to nearly always look like someone about to commit homocide homicide.
True and this was noticed in the Tony (Erin) Reed thread. If you just block out even part of the mouth of most troons, they just look diabolical.

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Imagine doing all of this surgery (all surgery causes some form of nerve damage) to still not pass.

No man's eyes will ever pass the "eye test" of looking at their eyes because the eyes are usually deeper set on a male.
 
idk if I would have ever said that Dylan is attractive. even as a guy, he was like a 4/10 at best
Agreed, he was a bit weird looking. Totally fine for a normal person, but he was never going to be a lead on Broadway with that mug.

He’s obviously trying to be a poor imitation of Audrey Hepburn.
I thought he was going for Natalie Portman in Black Swan. You could never, dildo.

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Well, whoever said he was going to prance around doing faux-ballet, hats off to you for being right :story:
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I can’t think of a more AGP move than to start off flashing the audience. I feel strangely violated.
I cannot believe this braindead fetishist decided to reveal how ~feminine~ he is, in an outfit that emphasizes the broadness of his shoulders and the inverted triangle shape of his torso, while wearing crotchless tights. Very feminine of him, to pretend to be some kind of prima ballerina, while dressed like in accoutrements a stripper would consider tacky.

Give me your fucking top hats, this faggot makes me mad.
 
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