The Critical Drinker

Eh, not sure how to take the Drinker. Little less clickbaity than Nerdrotic, has little less of a Marvel blindspot than MauLer and the EFAP crew.

Out of the group of people he associates with, he seems like one of the most self-aware. He's not huffing Whedon's farts at any given opportunity like MauLer, and seems fine with pointing out the positives in things that he dislikes. Overall, I'd rather watch him than his compatriots, but his use of certain clips repeatedly to convey humour grow old fast.
 
Sure has a lot of say about how films are made for someone who has absolutely no connection to the industry.



Just watched the first minute, have to ask if he has ever been to college because you avoid that shit mostly unless you pick a course about it

But sick of people acting like all movies are shitty now and it turns out all they watch are Disney movies with a budget over $100 million. So many good movies are still made and honestly not hard to find them, they just have lower budgets and sometimes aren't in English or from the big studios. If you want the bigger movies to turn out better then avoid paying to see them and see good stuff instead.

Also sad that people have more issue with how Disney has handled Star Wars rather than how they gutted 20th Century Studios which used to be one of the big 6 and now they hardly even make movies. Disney pretty much killed one of the big movie studios giving us viewers less choice in what to watch yet no one cares about that.
 
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Just watched the first minute, have to ask if he has ever been to college because you avoid that shit mostly unless you pick a course about it

But sick of people acting like all movies are shitty now and it turns out all they watch are Disney movies with a budget over $100 million. So many good movies are still made and honestly not hard to find them, they just have lower budgets and sometimes aren't in English or from the big studios. If you want the bigger movies to turn out better then avoid paying to see them and see good stuff instead.

Also sad that people have more issue with how Disney has handled Star Wars rather than how they gutted 20th Century Studios which used to be one of the big 6 and now they hardly even make movies. Disney pretty much killed one of the big movie studios giving us viewers less choice in what to watch yet no one cares about that.



I was drawn in by his Predator and Terminator reviews. I think those are spot on. The capeshit nonsense, however, is insufferable.

Disney made a huge deal out of their new streaming service, and they barely have any of their Fox films on it. Disney+ is all kids stuff. They have a whole archive of action classics and all they can do is ride the Avatar train into hell.
 
The Drinker has gracefully outgrown his most obvious influence – the curmudgeonly Charlie Brooker - a former television critic, turned producer, who is best known for Black Mirror. He has also, in my opinion, outgrown those short snippets from films and TV shows that fulfil the role of a retarded Greek chorus in his reviews. Arguably the 'and I'm drunk while I'm saying all this' shtick is also played out. He is, without a doubt, a cut above the 'Kathleen Kennedy, reeeeeeee!' crowd that he associates with online, and he will outlast them.

Out of curiosity I read one of his books. It was an enjoyable page-turner. His writing is nothing that you haven't read before in the thriller genre, but it's well executed, by a man who understands his audience.

He embodies a baseline of professionalism which works both for and against him:

There is nothing particularly original about his persona or his work. He's a deliberate composite of more wayward and eccentric talents, dialled down, while still retaining an edge, and maintaining a level of buoyant energy that raises him clear of cynicism. Wild, creative tangents are not his forte. He will never deliver an overreaching, autistic magnum opus that has you shaking your head in disbelief, unable to frame a response. On the plus side, he is unlikely to be unmasked as the admin of a Telegram group of Glaswegian dog sex enthusiasts.

This might sound like damnation through double-edged praise, but there is a reason why the Drinker's videos are so well received and he continues to grow in popularity: He is insightful, he is articulate, and he is succinct. Unlike many of his contemporaries who have made careers out of perpetually grinding an axe, he balances well thought-out critiques and endorsements. I can see him following Brooker into TV or film. In fact I will more surprised if he doesn't make that career transition.
 
I clipped and edited portions of a stream done by Actual Fandom addressing the ongoing grift:


Here's the graphic they used:

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I clipped and edited portions of a stream done by Actual Fandom addressing the ongoing grift:


Here's the graphic they used:

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As it has been seen multiple times before, people who seethe about Drinker, usually turn out to be objectively worse than him. The picture is just pure copium because he had some slither of likeability towards Prey later onwards (it's still a shit film, but no one said he was always right). He didn't bother doing this with his Glass Onion one despite the legendary Twitter shitshow that happened, & other things that followed it.
 
As it has been seen multiple times before, people who seethe about Drinker, usually turn out to be objectively worse than him. The picture is just pure copium because he had some slither of likeability towards Prey later onwards (it's still a shit film, but no one said he was always right). He didn't bother doing this with his Glass Onion one despite the legendary Twitter shitshow that happened, & other things that followed it.
It's why I picked out these clips in particular. Most of what Actual Fandom stands for and needs to touted via unwarranted virtue signaling I just threw in the garbage. But here, they actually made some good points.
 
The critical drinker is not perfect. He can be too old fashioned with his obsession with manly men, and him making clickbait videos assuming the worst before he even knows if the end product will be good

But I will still take his side over the woke garbage Hollywood is forcing down our throats like Velma. Anyday.

And I do like his in depth analysis. So count me among his fans.
 
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The critical drinker is not perfect. He can be too old fashioned with his obsession with manly men, and him making clickbait videos summing the worst before he even knows if the end product will be good

But I will still take his side over the woke garbage Hollywood is forcing down our throats like Velma. Anyday.

And I do like his in depth analysis. So count me among his fans.
One good thing is that despite that borderline obsession, he atleast admits that the over-saturation of that would also be as egregious as the Hollywood version of "stronk whamen™" is. Giving him a bit of a merit of not being extreme like others. The 2nd thing only happened once during Prey thing, & he was right about the trailer being bad, it's the film he considered above average later, which is surprising cause it's a shit film at end as he thought from the trailer afterall, even his comment section called it out.
 
Interesting. The Drinker thread is full of simps but in the Mauler thread people are talking about all the shit this griftig rat does.

He recently attacked Synthetic man because of Mauler's influence. Then there is also his God of War: Ragnarok review which shows what a fucking hypocrite he is. Of course his braindead simps don't care.
 
Not sure why the reply function isn’t working.

Anyways; it’s always highly amusing when faggots like the poster above like the poster above me accuses Critical Drinker of hating women and fags, but can’t prove it.

If only his channel was as hateful as his detractors make it sound, then it’d be worth tuning in more often.
 
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Not sure why the reply function isn’t working.

Anyways; it’s always highly amusing when faggots like the poster above like the poster above me accuses Critical Drinker of hating women and fags, but can’t prove it.

If only his channel was as hateful as his detractors make it sound, then it’d be worth tuning in more often.
Funnily enough, the poster above you literally has an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry (search "Invisible Crane" on ED). Proving that most people who speak against him turn out to be something between spedy twittards/predditors to full-blown bonafide lolcows.

Edit: Well shit, his comment isn't there anymore. Here's his KF account.
 
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