The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Berserker Armor]

I know the outside of the tranch has gotten the most focus, and rightly so, but I wonder what the absolute state is of the house.

Leaking pipes, destroyed floors, abominable kitchen... I hope there is a really detailed 60-photo Realtor.com spread showing all the damage.

Despite all of the things that will or may happen once they flee the tranch… I can’t wait to compare the photos from when before they defiled the house (and the land) to how they left it.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Penny did nothing wrong, 200 gorrillion alpacas in just one year? I don't buy it. Don't you know the alpacas had a pool and fresh hay? They even had medical care for new born alpacas, seems a little strange for a "death camp".

Lets do the math:
To reach the kill count claimed by the "experts", we'd need to kill just 200 alpacas over 1 year, or around .5 alpacas a day. If an alpaca takes around 3 hours to bury properly, or 2 minutes to huck in a mass grave hole because you never gave a shit about it, you could bury them in between 25 days or half a day. 200 alpacas? Yeah I guess I buy it.

The alpaca is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a llama, a guanaco, a dromedary, snow camel, it all runs off him like water off a stable's roof. But call him an alpaca and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Is there any word yet on their live stock? I'm hoping they're going to give them to other ranchers who actually know what they're doing, but I know that's highly optimistic.

 

[RabiesTheRedneck]

To think the liberation of the tranch happened on Holocaust rememberance day.
Is this going to be the real estate company?

 

[TheAntiCoomer]

The alpaca is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a llama, a guanaco, a dromedary, snow camel, it all runs off him like water off a stable's roof. But call him an alpaca and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

We must secure the existence of Trans people and easy access to "Trans" children

 

[Brutality]

Tenacious no longer. DSP's empire outlives another

 

[Cuckoman]

I know the outside of the tranch has gotten the most focus, and rightly so, but I wonder what the absolute state is of the house.

Leaking pipes, destroyed floors, abominable kitchen... I hope there is a really detailed 60-photo Realtor.com spread showing all the damage.

The house is not an issue. It will just be a matter of tearing it down and building a new cheap house.
Much bigger issue for any new owners of the place is that they will take on responsibility to cleanup the massive biohazards that exist on the land and in the watertable (i.e. the alpaca massgraves).
That shit is not cheap to cleanup if you want to do it by the book and turn the place into a real ranch.
I really don't think they will get any buyers for this poisoned moonscape. No one is that crazy to take on these liabilities for cleanup no matter how cheaply they try to sell it.

But wow. All it took to make everything fall apart was one bipolar vagina. that is the power of vagina in a house filled with incels.
EDIT: in who is the strongest I voted for Kindness. Without doubt. By just allowing Bonnie, but not Kevin, to play with her vagina she caused the downfall of the entire ranch. Marriages to be broken up and friendships to end forever.
EDIT2: I think if there is ever a new kiwi-dollar we should have Kindness on it.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Eh, Kindness was just the match that lit the fire. The TURd was always doomed to self destruction due to the fact everyone involved was a complete moron incapable of anything resembling work, foresight or common sense.

It was a collection of personality disorders clustered into a confined space and forced to depend on one another for success so yah it was fucked from the get go. I'm honestly surprised no one was killed by either food poisoning, carbon monoxide poisoning or just simple shot to death by idiots with guns.

When you give a monkey a gun and the monkey shoots someone do you blame the monkey?

The truth is the TURd didn't end with a bang but with a whimper.

 

[Cuckoman]

Eh, Kindness was just the match that lit the fire. The TURd was always doomed to self destruction due to the fact everyone involved was a complete moron incapable of anything resembling work, foresight or common sense.

True, anything or anyone could have been the catalyst to bring down this highly labile farm. But SHE was the one that did it.
And for that I think she needs recognition.
Anyone else could have done it, but anyone else didn't, she did. Maybe fluke, maybe she won the lottery. It doesn't matter. She brought the farm down. Maybe by accident but she brought the farm down.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Why can't communists ever run a successful commune? Even a small one within a stable and successful society they can fall back on and even with free GoFunMe gibs? I'm starting to think communists might just be really, really, fucking stupid.

 

[Cuckoman]

Why can't communists ever run a successful commune? Even a small one within a stable and successful society they can fall back on and even with free GoFunMe gibs? I'm starting to think communists might just be really, really, fucking stupid.

Communism works on a local scale, like the family unit or sometimes also very close friends.
It no longer works when questions arise such like "why should I work hard so dead-beat faggot over there can use my salary to buy videogames and tendies?" And then the state need to apply force to make you pay for his tendies.

 

[Luke gama]

So many people people stuck up for these freaks, said this thread was bullshit but you guys had these freaks pegged from the start.

People funded the abuse of these animals because and only because these freaks are trannies.

This and translife line just shows that it's all about pushing a ideology and they don't care who or what suffers because of this.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

So many people people stuck up for these freaks, said this thread was bullshit but you guys had these freaks pegged from the start.

People funded the abuse of these animals because and only because these freaks are trannies.

This and translife line just shows that it's all about pushing a ideology and they don't care who or what suffers because of this.

At least the trans lifeline shit made other trannies suffer instead of innocent animals.

 

[Bob_]

I've done it with guinea fowl but that was because the business owner wanted them on a property that is open to the public. They kept chasing around cars and getting splattered over the local highways lol, (One got shot by a shopper because it was biting him).

They wouldn't be able to profit off the weed unless they grow high quality strains which require at a minimum:

• Good moisture control
• Good light control
• Good temperature control
• Harvesting on a tight deadline
• Good pest control

Good luck, the Rockies ain't California's Central Valley.

I grow plants for a living. I can't wait for Spotted Cucumber Beetle to wreck their shit alongside aphids because they couldn't get their IPM game good.
At least they don't have whiteflies like they do down south.....

Give their shithouse fence making skills, the crop will be eaten by escaped livestock long before the insects become a problem.

 

[Luke gama]

I was a dog breeder and it seems alpacas unfortunately are like dogs in that random alpacas aren't really in demand people want alpacas with known history from good bloodlines.

Also alpacas need specialist vets which carry a premium so alpacas that haven't been care for and have a unknown medical history are even less in demand.

The people that funded these people buying more animals when they couldn't care for what they had are cunts

Likely a breeder will pickout a few stand out animals that they are willing to take a gamble and a backyard breeder will take a few females of the right age and breed them till their uterus falls out.

As a breeder if took extend time and vetting to find homes for in demand dogs never mind 100+ rare species of animal.

Guaranteed they will use the crazy non-existent "fascists" as cover for why they can't tell people what happened to the alpacas because if their donors knew the majority of the alpacas got a bullet in the head maybe they'd have to face that they funded the abuse of these animals.

 

[Crex Crex]

So many people people stuck up for these freaks, said this thread was bullshit but you guys had these freaks pegged from the start.

People funded the abuse of these animals because and only because these freaks are trannies.

This and translife line just shows that it's all about pushing a ideology and they don't care who or what suffers because of this.

Remember that this website -along with a few others- is the only one where all of the tranchers' brilliant and glorious feats are reported on, documented and archived. Journos found it worthwile to report on how these TRUE AND HONEST WOMEN have been allegedly resisting desert-dwelling Einsatzgruppen; so logically they should also be reporting on the alpacaust right now, but obviously they aren't.
Same thing goes for the fluff piece masquerading as a wikipedia article: still biased as fuck and not updated as of today, and likely never will.

At this point I trust Kiwifarms more than any MSM news report.

 

[Ghostse]

Why can't communists ever run a successful commune? Even a small one within a stable and successful society they can fall back on and even with free GoFunMe gibs? I'm starting to think communists might just be really, really, fucking stupid.

That wasn't real communism.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Because if Penny's parents were capable of doing that, they wouldn't have said "Sure, Penny, you can move to our farm with Jen the shiteater, Kevin the Hutt and his 70 crates of toys and potentially Fedposter J too. Just because you killed a bunch of farm animals through neglect and destroyed a farmstead and now are being kicked out because your former friend who you drove off now wants his land back, that doesn't mean you're not welcome here to take over our property and do as you see fit!".

They're old, and from what I remember of photos fairly frail. Even if they wanted to object, Penny could just use his big man girl voice and start yelling and smashing shit and waving his guns around in one of his rage fits. Are The Tranch going to add "elder abuse" to their list of crimes?

Man, the sequel thread is going to be way less funny.

 

[Temperance]

Since the Tranchers are being so quiet/boring, I figured looking into their stans could be entertaining in the meantime.

Meet SaintDharma9, who's recently been running interference in Paul's tweets about the Tranch. SaintDharma is apparently "an old friend/love/play partner" of Shiteater Jen. He has very poor opsec and could probably be doxed pretty easily (if anyone cares to).



He made an amateurish call-out thread about Paul being "a sex-pest, a stalker, an abuser and a thief".

Spoiler: His evidence

Very weak stuff, but I do think it's interesting how he even has these screenshots of Paul's old tweets in the first place. Paul deleted all his tweets on a few different occasions, so where did SaintDharma get these? They don't look like they came from KF or the Wayback Machine... they're poorly-cropped screenshots taken on a mobile device, and a couple of them were taken very soon after the original tweets were made (notice the timestamps). He even has a screenshot of Paul's old twitter account (@BonnieMakes) which was deleted back in 2021.
I strongly suspect that these screenshots came from a blackmail folder or something, possibly made by Penny (or another Trancher) and then passed to SaintDharma. Any thoughts?

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Anyway, more about SaintDharma himself:

As you can probably already tell, he's some kind of ~~queer~~ narcissist who loves talking about himself & posting selfies. Possibly an exhibitionist as well, since he particularly likes showing off his gross nipples.
Also, notice the funko pops in the background of several of his photos below.

Spoiler: More SFW selfies

Cringey Tiktok if anyone cares to look through it. I only cared to briefly browse through his Twitter.

Spoiler: Mildly NSFW pics

Spoiler: He knows about Kiwifarms

[archive]

Pet peeve of mine... Like many other troons, he swore to leave Twitter after the Musk takeover. But of course, he's still happily tweeting away even now. He has a Mastodon account [x], but he hasn't posted anything there since November.
I was promised a mass Troon Exodus, but they all let me down.

 

[RabiesTheRedneck]

The only feasible solution to get any profit is to just kill all the alpacas. If I were the tranchers I'd do multiple livestreams over time complete with helmet gopro and take donations while (humanely) fragging the miserable animals. "If we reach a hundred dollars this stream I'll see how many calves the 50 cal can go through." would be a hell of a seller. Having meat fridges full of alpaca meat could also spark alpaca-food cooking videos similar to OrdinarySausage's gimmick.
Then again not being a retarded tranny is probably why I can be creative with my depravity.