Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[A-Stump]

I don't think I'll ever understand the absolute fucking hate this guy generates

 

[Random Internet Person]

Get fucked "other health issue" fags.
View attachment 4356557Jack is eternal. [OBJ][OBJ][OBJ]

How does he do it? Maybe he and Kay do really have superpowers, though Jack doesn’t have a healing factor.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

how can this fat fuck keep bouncing back every time

He won’t. He won’t change and something else will happen. I mean, having a heart attack (two, really) and several strokes is going to put you at major risk for vascular dementia for one thing. And seeing as Jack is incapable of self reflection, he’s going to have another incident. It’s just a matter of time.

 

[thog]

He’s alive.

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Despite how horrible of a person he is, I want him to live forever at this point. It's not like he can die, anyway.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

He's going to be like another Boogie, where everyone places bets or rolls for digits on him dying, but he never actually does.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I don't think I'll ever understand the absolute fucking hate this guy generates

The hate comes from the fact he’s seen as a major douchebag. Outside of his ego when it comes to cooking, he’s been shown to be an absolute dick to his family and loved ones.

Outside of that, people feel that bad folks should get some kind of punishment, and when they don’t get their comeuppance, they don’t like to have to hold that L, especially if the target of their ire rubs it in their metaphorical faces.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

jack lives to spite god once again

 

[Shrekking Crew]

The Reaper's scythe bounced right off the fat fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think I'll ever understand the absolute fucking hate this guy generates

Have you watched his video where he gloats about choking out his son until his nose bled to two horrified women?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

There is an awful lot of circlejerking going on over a single social media post that may not have even been made by the fat bastard.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The Reaper's scythe bounced right off the fat fuck.

In the end, all it did was create a slight pinch to his heart and now he’s back to eating more high calorie induced cheese in the process. It seems like a time when you don’t know if the joke is ending or not.

 

[AnOminous]

In the end, all it did was create a slight pinch to his heart and now he’s back to eating more high calorie induced cheese in the process. It seems like a time when you don’t know if the joke is ending or not.

I hope he's even more visibly retarded if he comes back.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

There is an awful lot of circlejerking going on over a single social media post that may not have even been made by the fat bastard.

Of course, its the internet. Anyhow, if we're gonna immediately assume that the other posts were about him without it saying jack, its equally fair to presume that the post from his account is from him. Once you start to question it, it all falls down. Its more fun to assume he's been on a wild ride.

 

[Pig Cups]

Hope he does a video review of the hospital food.

That would actually be organically funny and a good idea for content, so of course he won’t do it. It’d sort of be in a similar realm of humor as when Pat Sajak tweeted “can I get a bowel?” when he had some sort of gastroenterological emergency.

Our boi fuckin lives.

Praise Jeebus and pass the heavy whipping cream.

Nah, I’m still skeptical.

I hope he lived, and he probably did. But until I see a fresh upload with him on camera addressing his absence to the viewers, I can’t say for sure. This is all very sus…

 

[AnOminous]

Of course, its the internet. Anyhow, if we're gonna immediately assume that the other posts were about him without it saying jack, its equally fair to presume that the post from his account is from him. Once you start to question it, it all falls down. Its more fun to assume he's been on a wild ride.

Maybe when Garrett was talking about his dad, he was talking about his real dad, not Jack.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm beginning to think that Jack is pulling 4D chess move on us. He's 17 parallel universes ahead of the Farms, and gurgle-laughing all the way through. What we think is a fat, stupid, incompetent barely-food assembler is, in truth, someone ready to undergo apotheosis and become an immortal. Why would someone subject himself to ever-increasing amounts of fat, sodium, salmonella, acrylamides, and industrial-grade preservatives? Why would a sane person expose himself daily and needlessly to the touch of Death? To grow accustomed to it. Jack is a marmelade and meat mithridatist, and the last twenty years were his documented ascent into a Great Unclean One.
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I don't think I'll ever understand the absolute fucking hate this guy generates

He's a holier-than-thou glutton with thin skin and barely controlled rage issues, who is impervious to criticism, unwilling to learn, accept any mistake, and strangled his teenaged son until he bled, just because the kid smoked some pot. This creature also fucked up his health irreversably via its eating habits.

 

[A-Stump]

Have you watched his video where he gloats about choking out his son until his nose bled to two horrified women?

No but that explains a lot. I just always thought he was mostly a boomer who doesn't know how to cook.

 

[Dead Air]

I hope he's even more visibly retarded if he comes back.

Oh man. Even more droopy, more slurry, more prone to mood swings... yes.... yessssss....

 

[AnOminous]

He's a holier-than-thou glutton with thin skin and barely controlled rage issues, who is impervious to criticism, unwilling to learn, accept any mistake, and strangled his teenaged son until he bled, just because the kid smoked some pot. This creature also fucked up his health irreversably via its eating habits.

I think my least favorite thing is he treats service personnel like shit. Like when the fat bastard got a perfectly okay Panera sandwich and bitched literally that it had bread and bullied the manager until they gave him his money back and literally gave him a cookie like he was a fucking baby to placate him.

I also detest how he goes to a restaurant and this fat fuck shoves a camera into people's faces who are just trying to eat.

 

[Dead Air]

Maybe when Garrett was talking about his dad, he was talking about his real dad, not Jack.

Maybe, but that would be one hell of a coincidence with Jack's "Taking a break".