Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Janny Jewsh]

The Goyslop grease revived his heart

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

This motherfucker is a highlander. BRB gonna call Duncan Macloud and have him lop off Jack's head just to make sure.

 

[AnOminous]

No but that explains a lot. I just always thought he was mostly a boomer who doesn't know how to cook.

Think of him as the anti-Kay from Kay's Cooking. He is as completely talentless at cooking as Kay, but Kay comes across as actually being a pretty nice person and you hope she does well while knowing she probably won't. With Jack, you hope he sets his hair on fire and falls face first onto a cheese grater.

 

[bile demon]

He’s alive.

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Quest failed.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's a holier-than-thou glutton with thin skin and barely controlled rage issues, who is impervious to criticism, unwilling to learn, accept any mistake, and strangled his teenaged son until he bled, just because the kid smoked some pot. This creature also fucked up his health irreversably via its eating habits.

Not to mention the time he whined about how everyone in a chili contest was cheating against him because of how anyone can judge the chili.

There was also the time he screamed and whined about how Crumbl Cookie gave his order away because he ordered in advance and it was their grand opening.

 

[RollingRock2]

Get this man a trough of keto pizza toppings stat

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

For those who are not versed on the deep jacklore, here is Jack discussing choking out Garrett, with Tammy practically aroused from his recounting of the tale:

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Have you watched his video where he gloats about choking out his son until his nose bled to two horrified women?

Is that in the OP? If not please link it.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

He’s alive.

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I'm glad he's alive. That means I don't have to eat medium rare chicken.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Get fucked "other health issue" fags.
View attachment 4356557Jack is eternal. [OBJ][OBJ][OBJ]

Fuck you cunt, this is the real winner.

He's going to look extra derped out.

 

[stets]

Anyone have any insight on the Jack-Garrett relationship? I have admittedly been out of the loop on Jack news for the last year. I was surprised to see Garrett say they were estranged. There’s videos of them in Vegas a year ago seemingly happy. Did something happen that I missed since that happened?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

From what I heard, Jack choked Garrett over smoking weed.

 

[A-Stump]

For those who are not versed on the deep jacklore, here is Jack discussing choking out Garrett, with Tammy practically aroused from his recounting of the tale:

'He had rage issues....'

'So yeah, I was gonna kill him'

Lol nobody seems to mention this in any of the videos I've watched on the guy and I was never heavy into the Jack lore so that is illuminating

 

[cia-log]

I'd like to think the alpacas at the Tranch were sacrificed to resurrect this man after he died and now both parties are just trying to play it off

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

It's about time that nutritionists acknowledge there is no causal relationship between obesity and death. In fact, obesity makes some lolcows live longer!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It's about time that nutritionists acknowledge there is no causal relationship between obesity and death. In fact, obesity makes some lolcows live longer!

Being an asshole makes lolcows live longer. The obesity is a red herring.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

I don’t think my heart could handle to lose another one of my favourite lolcows, especially after the untimely death of Jennifer Armstrong last year. Hopefully when Jack returns he’s in an iron lung.

 

[Berrakh]

Damn. He really is like DSP. Fucking invincible.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I was watching him eat a chicken that is essentially still raw. And this happened

All of you lied about DSP outliving, fucking DSP ain't got nothing on a man avoiding deaths door not once but twice.

 

[Lilybiskiss]

Damn. He really is like DSP. Fucking invincible.

roaches subsist off garbage. it's not a surprise that jack is so resilient.