Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Simon]

Autism
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Sure, Jan. The tweet literally says that her 'bullies' don't even think about her, but she can't get it out of her mind. Let it go.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Autism
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Edit: Also, I feel compelled to point out that she literally looks like she’s in her 50’s in that selfie she posted. This is what FAS and autism does to a person. The T will not help this in the slightest. Can’t wait until she tries telling us she has a full beard when we can’t see shit.

Lmfao imagine being obsessed about highschool bs 15 years later! Move on. Also I doubt anyone crushed on her, more made up BS.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

It's been a while since I hung out with gay men, but not even the biggest flaming queen would wear that shirt. Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in my country, no woman under sixty would wear something like that. Also, a fashionable fag wears all his shirts very tight.

It just continues to boggle my mind how bad Staph's human suit is. Usually going to university is incredibly helpful for a sped's social development, but all that just passed her right by. The best display of social ability she ever performed in her whole life was convincing some mentally ill tweens that she was the ghost of Michael Jackson over the internet. She's intellectually impaired, yes, but not cripplingly so. She is capable of much better functioning than she displays. What does cripple her is the classic defining lolcow trait: a raging Narcissistic personality disorder. A savvy autist will watch their surroundings very carefully when they're being forced to (ick) socialise and they will carefully take note of body language, what people are wearing, how they talk and move. A human suit is the work of a lifetime. I don't think it'd ever occur to Staph that she needs one.

You do have a point.
She could also go to the local libraries in her area with free activities and try socializing there, even if the time of the activity can be brief.
Hell! Local libraries feature local artists.

 

[Meowzers]

It's been a while since I hung out with gay men, but not even the biggest flaming queen would wear that shirt. Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in my country, no woman under sixty would wear something like that. Also, a fashionable fag wears all his shirts very tight.

It just continues to boggle my mind how bad Staph's human suit is. Usually going to university is incredibly helpful for a sped's social development, but all that just passed her right by. The best display of social ability she ever performed in her whole life was convincing some mentally ill tweens that she was the ghost of Michael Jackson over the internet. She's intellectually impaired, yes, but not cripplingly so. She is capable of much better functioning than she displays. What does cripple her is the classic defining lolcow trait: a raging Narcissistic personality disorder. A savvy autist will watch their surroundings very carefully when they're being forced to (ick) socialise and they will carefully take note of body language, what people are wearing, how they talk and move. A human suit is the work of a lifetime. I don't think it'd ever occur to Staph that she needs one.

the ugly shirt made me think of this meme. i wonder where staph falls under this?

to be fair, ugly oversized printed button ups have been popular among the queer community in the past few years. i don’t know a single fag of any gender that doesn’t own one of these fucking things including me. the key is to pair your ironically hideous shirt with clothes that are trendy and fit well, with cool accessories (see attached photos for example). staph has absolutely no fashion sense (seriously i’ve never seen anyone with less drip) and she wears these shirts unironically, with her lularoe leggings, sped chewie necklaces and fucking hats, and thinks she looks like a snack.
also you gotta have the right figure to pull this off. slender and androgynous. which is why my fat ass is too self conscious to actually wear my ugly hawaiian shirt.staph may be be androgynous, but not in the way she thinks.

 

[Ophelia]

Life’s too short. A person of size could trip and crush you tomorrow. If wearing a Hawaiian shirt makes you happy, wear the damn shirt.

these are tablet selfies right? is that why they always look weird

I thought Yarrow wasn’t allowed to have a smart phone or a tablet? I was told this when I first started following.

Like every other woman who identifies as "enby" or "transmasc" she probably wants them removed altogether.

She told her mom recently that she doesn’t. A reduction might make her happier, though. Just saying, those things can’t be comfortable.

I know there was a phase where she wore a binder but either it was too small and they don't make them in fatass sizes, or she couldn't handle the discomfort and gave up on it.

They do, but there’s only so much a binder can bind.

She could also go to the local libraries in her area with free activities and try socializing there, even if the time of the activity can be brief.

There are children at libraries, dude.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

There are children at libraries, dude.

Yes, but I'm talking about adult activities. Separate from the children.

 

[JaneThough]

Lmfao imagine being obsessed about highschool bs 15 years later! Move on. Also I doubt anyone crushed on her, more made up BS.

This is what I imagine when she talks about guys crushing on her in HS:

 

[Vi0l3t]

This is what I imagine when she talks about guys crushing on her in HS:

She seems unaware of social cues so I bet that's exactly how it went.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Yes, Staph thinks that the classic troll move of one jock going up to her, and telling her that his friend has a crush on her, or trying to get her number himself, was a genuine attempt to get into her incontinent pants.

 

[Meowzers]

i mean, i can believe some greasy band nerd or naruto-runner might have had a crush on her because she was in their league and had tits, but it’s the fact that she’s bragging about the dumb cis boys that liked her in high school, in her 30s, like she’s trying to prove a point. i don’t exactly know what point she’s trying to make. she was desirable when she was a teenager but isn’t anymore now that she’s out as a kweer enby femmebxy? and all those silly boys in high school are retrospectively gay for liking her? whatever you say, yarbles.

and idk about you guys but i’ve been out of high school for a while now i barely remember any classroom dating drama and who liked who, because i deal with real life, ~higher stakes~ adult shit now. you know, like work and money and keeping a roof over my head (and in a horrible alternate universe there might be little meowzerlings that need diapers changed. that meowzers has even more shit to worry about). i don’t remember and i don’t care that football chad kyle was fucking goth britney while he was dating cheerleader jessica and that he allegedly asked nerd stephanie to the prom as a joke when we were 15, because we’re ~30 now; britney’s married with kids, kyle’s in jail, and jessica’s husband died of an overdose, so i don’t think they care about it either. only nerd stephanie still does because she’s a NEET that has had close to zero social interaction since high school, has no friends, and no life skills. she never mentally aged past 15. it’s just…sad.

 

[glass_houses]

i mean, i can believe some greasy band nerd or naruto-runner might have had a crush on her because she was in their league and had tits, but it’s the fact that she’s bragging about the dumb cis boys that liked her in high school, in her 30s, like she’s trying to prove a point. i don’t exactly know what point she’s trying to make. she was desirable when she was a teenager but isn’t anymore now that she’s out as a kweer enby femmebxy? and all those silly boys in high school are retrospectively gay for liking her? whatever you say, yarbles.

and idk about you guys but i’ve been out of high school for a while now i barely remember any classroom dating drama and who liked who, because i deal with real life, ~higher stakes~ adult shit now. you know, like work and money and keeping a roof over my head (and in a horrible alternate universe there might be little meowzerlings that need diapers changed. that meowzers has even more shit to worry about). i don’t remember and i don’t care that football chad kyle was fucking goth britney while he was dating cheerleader jessica and that he allegedly asked nerd stephanie to the prom as a joke when we were 15, because we’re ~30 now; britney’s married with kids, kyle’s in jail, and jessica’s husband died of an overdose, so i don’t think they care about it either. only nerd stephanie still does because she’s a NEET that has had close to zero social interaction since high school, has no friends, and no life skills. she never mentally aged past 15. it’s just…sad.

Even sadder when you realise that any boy who told her he liked her was almost certainly being a dick and bullying the grade sped. Teenagers are sociopaths, and they're also highly status driven. Even the hot speds get treated like shit because of social standing, even if objectively the boys would kill to motorboat them titties. And given the photos we've seen of Staph, she wasn't at all attractive, either in face or body.

She utterly lacks any sort of objective self awareness, even though she spends vast amounts of time pontificating over her self identity. That's a narc for you, i suppose.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Not much to report on today.

 

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Oh God no.

 

[Ophelia]

Her logic makes absolutely no sense even if guys were hitting on her a hundred years ago in high school. They would have been attracted to her feminine features and presumed womanly tackle. That makes them straight. If she transitioned to a perfect replica of a man, they would not be attracted to her any longer. Because they’re straight.

Say a woman was attracted to Bruce Jenner back in the day. That doesn’t make her a lesbian now.

 

[moorhen]

I’m catching up so forgive my lateness

The only scary story is the AOL pedophile. And look at the last comment, I guess it's funny to be harassed as long as it's another loony troon?
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Did she say a child doing weird child shit is sexual harassment?
He was a child making child comments. Not like, say, an adult woman pretending to be Michael Jackson’s ghost to groom children.

Also the point she’s trying to make is mute because she was identifying and perceived as a cis woman, so those things happened to a woman. An ugly woman who lies constantly to make herself seem less sad and desperate but a woman none the less.

Autism
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Edit: Also, I feel compelled to point out that she literally looks like she’s in her 50’s in that selfie she posted. This is what FAS and autism does to a person. The T will not help this in the slightest. Can’t wait until she tries telling us she has a full beard when we can’t see shit.

No one flirted with her in high school. No one who she attended high school with has even thought about her in 15 years, because they probably won’t remember her.
Maybe there’s a person who’s come across a picture of her and thought ‘oh shit that weird girl who was obsessed with clay Aiken’ but that’s it.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Her logic makes absolutely no sense even if guys were hitting on her a hundred years ago in high school. They would have been attracted to her feminine features and presumed womanly tackle. That makes them straight. If she transitioned to a perfect replica of a man, they would not be attracted to her any longer. Because they’re straight.

Say a woman was attracted to Bruce Jenner back in the day. That doesn’t make her a lesbian now.

No. You do not understand so listen up you CIS SCUM. She has ALWAYS been a TRUE and HONEST man on the inside. She has a MALE soul ok. Therefore these high schoolers are QUEER for being so attracted to her bxy soul. Also they were totally attracted to her FORREAL and they were NOT just bullying her and teasing her.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Sure, there were probably a handful of dorky guys that would have possibly gone out with Staph. I feel like every school had at least a few. But her implying (at least to me), that the bullies were hitting on her, makes me think that it was just a troll thing.

PL here, but my younger mongoose self may have received some of the same treatment from a couple of stereotypical jock bullies when I was in high school. Of course, I’m not hung up on it still, considering that it was over a decade ago and I have a life to live now.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I’m catching up so forgive my lateness

Did she say a child doing weird child shit is sexual harassment?
He was a child making child comments. Not like, say, an adult woman pretending to be Michael Jackson’s ghost to groom children.

Also the point she’s trying to make is mute because she was identifying and perceived as a cis woman, so those things happened to a woman. An ugly woman who lies constantly to make herself seem less sad and desperate but a woman none the less.

No one flirted with her in high school. No one who she attended high school with has even thought about her in 15 years, because they probably won’t remember her.
Maybe there’s a person who’s come across a picture of her and thought ‘oh shit that weird girl who was obsessed with clay Aiken’ but that’s it.

That tweet/post (whatever it was) made me laugh. She calls those nothing burgers "harassment," but she is proud of them, because she perceives random catcalls as affirmation of her desirability and attractiveness. It was a delusional humble- brag cloaked in a) victimhood and b) her personal fantasy delusion of owning these cishet bros who want the bxy.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

at least she knows she’s fat.

Edit:

Thank you for not showing us, Stephanie. And I mean this sincerely.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Have I missed something - is her 'one week on T' Twitter name because she has started it, or just some countdown to getting it? I'm confused only because if she was on T, surely we would have heard all about her getting her first dose in gross detail. She tweeted that she thinks her belly is getting hairier, so that insinuates she has started it, but the classic Staph trait of TMI body horror is lacking. It's weirding me out that for something that she was banging on about for months, that she hasn't bored us to death with the graphic details of her first injection or smearing on the gel. It's very unlike Staph. It makes me wonder if her claiming to be starting T is just another LARP.

Also lol at the lack of masc presentation as she is taking hormones. If she is transitioning into a dumpy aunt then the results are working fast.