Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,392
This man cant be stopped. We can just wait for the principal of life to shut it down, until then the Wendigo will just keep going.

On a side note - I can't find any clips of him being on the West Texas Investors Club. Are they archived anywhere?
 
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Not to mention the time he whined about how everyone in a chili contest was cheating against him because of how anyone can judge the chili.
Or every time he gave somewhere a one star revenge review on Yelp for not catering to his infantile demands or telling him to quit fucking annoying everyone with his camera. Or how he can't not make a cocksucking soyjak face in every other picture taken of him. Or every time he made some sanctimonious tweet, as just one example being the times he's complained about other people not being willing to work while he literally hasn't had a job in decades, always with a completely insufferable emoji that is somehow even more infuriating than having to look at his dick-sucking face.

I'll note it's super common for people to encounter Scalfani's hatedom the first time and wonder why everyone hates some guy just for being fat and bad at cooking (sort of like DSP with vidya), but if they stick around they're joining in in the A-Logging sooner or later themselves.
 
Lol nobody seems to mention this in any of the videos I've watched on the guy and I was never heavy into the Jack lore so that is illuminating
Most youtubers who watch Jack videos only see a Fat idiot cook food poorly. The only time anyone has mentioned his other dumb antics was Colossal is Crazy
 
I was watching him eat a chicken that is essentially still raw. And this happened

All of you lied about DSP outliving, fucking DSP ain't got nothing on a man avoiding deaths door not once but twice.
At least three times that we know of. And it's pretty likely he's also had more minor strokes that he was literally just already too brain-damaged and retarded even to notice.

And don't forget the surgery for kidney stones like street gravel.
Most youtubers who watch Jack videos only see a Fat idiot cook food poorly. The only time anyone has mentioned his other dumb antics was Colossal is Crazy
That's because they generally watch Cucking With Jack where he comes across as a bumbling but harmless idiot, instead of the Jackoff on the Go videos where his assholery is really on display.

It's the way he interacts with others, abuses the wait staff (who has no choice but to put up with his endless Karening and other bullshit), annoys anyone eating with him, annoys everyone around him with his invasive filming, and just in general acts like a complete piece of shit.
 
Jack is like one of those drug-addicted rockstars that somehow make it to 80 and you hear a story about them and go, "How are they still alive?". By all rights they should have died dozens and dozens of times over considering their lifestyles, but they just somehow just stubbornly cling to life. I can respect it.
 
I think my least favorite thing is he treats service personnel like shit. Like when the fat bastard got a perfectly okay Panera sandwich and bitched literally that it had bread and bullied the manager until they gave him his money back and literally gave him a cookie like he was a fucking baby to placate him.

I also detest how he goes to a restaurant and this fat fuck shoves a camera into people's faces who are just trying to eat.
Agreed. Having worked hospitality you tend to loathe these people because nothing is ever good enough for them. They complain, get comped or get something special and they repeat it again to get more free stuff.

This is the guy who complained his burger wasn't big enough. So what did they do? Throw more lettuce on it. That's it. He's still getting the same amount of meat & fat but now the addition of crunchy water on top makes him happy.

Anyone have any insight on the Jack-Garrett relationship? I have admittedly been out of the loop on Jack news for the last year. I was surprised to see Garrett say they were estranged. There’s videos of them in Vegas a year ago seemingly happy. Did something happen that I missed since that happened?
Garrett has never been consistent with his relationship with Jagoff. On Father's Day he showed a picture of I think him and his Grandfather, the guy he went to live with after Jagoff almost killed him, and called him "his real father" as in the man who raised him. But he's close to his brother Jagoff Jr. And so in the Vegas videos I always got it as him meeting Jagoff halfway but being there more so for his brother than anything else.

But when push comes to shove, like your father possibly dying, it brings with it a lot of guilt and a desire to finally bury the hatchet even if it means his Dad will die in a few hours. It gives a feeling of closure.
 
Apparently the wendigo's work isn't done.
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You're welcome human.
 
This is the guy who complained his burger wasn't big enough. So what did they do? Throw more lettuce on it. That's it. He's still getting the same amount of meat & fat but now the addition of crunchy water on top makes him happy.
That's probably the right way to handle him, like a fucking baby. Don't give him anything meaningful, because he's in it for the thrill of bullying someone who has to take his shit, not that he thinks he's actually been wronged.

Incidentally, people like Jack are why any time I am considering any kind of serious business with someone, I want to talk it over at a reasonably nice restaurant, not because I really need to hear what they say (they will say whatever they need to get whatever they want out of me) but to see how they treat the staff. Because that's how they'll treat you if you're ever in the same position.

You also get to see if they'll try to gyp you in a routine economic transaction. So any funny business with the bill, a stingy tip, or mistreating the staff and it isn't going to happen.

(I'm aware a high functioning sociopath could know to finesse this but I'd rather deal with a high functioning sociopath than a low functioning one, and it can actually sometimes be useful to have a psycho in your corner.)
 
Incidentally, people like Jack are why any time I am considering any kind of serious business with someone, I want to talk it over at a reasonably nice restaurant, not because I really need to hear what they say (they will say whatever they need to get whatever they want out of me) but to see how they treat the staff. Because that's how they'll treat you if you're ever in the same position.

You also get to see if they'll try to gyp you in a routine economic transaction. So any funny business with the bill, a stingy tip, or mistreating the staff and it isn't going to happen.
This was actually pretty common back in the day like 20 years ago. When people were applying for a managerial or VP type position in a company they'd take them out to lunch and see how they handled the staff. If they were assholes they were told, "thank you, we'll let you know" and leave it at that. If they were decent they'd put them on the short list of who would make it.

The reasoning is to see how you handle people especially those that have no real benefit to you.

ahhh, Facebook post of a wall of text against a color gradient, the most boomer of ways to affirm life and good feels
Still waiting to see what's going on with him. For all we know him being alive just means, "not dead" but mentally he's not there.
 
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