Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Magic Sun Daddy]

You know what? Keep on keeping on, you fatheaded ninny. I mean it too. Anyone who can survive a lifetime of ingesting inedible gunk has earned the right to live in peace.

 

[Blasterman]

He’s alive.

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Bless him. God gave him another chance to repent.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

His mother-in-law asked about praying for his soul. I think the only thing he needs is a visit from the local Catholic priest for an exorcism to cast out the wendigo.

 

[Erich Raeder]

"working on my next Tour" means working on the next season of Jack on the Go, right? Is that the first thing you should think about waking up in the hospital after getting a heart attack from eating to much junk? Of course, that's a purely rhetorical question.

After one stroke or one heart attack, it's time for a radical change in lifestyle. After multiple strokes and multiple heart attacks, I suppose you just assume you have plot armor.

 

[Guntanator]

Unbelievable

 

[James done did it]

God bless you fellow prayer warriors, we saved him!

 

[Moths]

Is this guy called a wendigo because he eats raw meat or did he talk about wanting to try le long pork

 

[Ol' Slag]

Jack was taken over by a parasite a long time ago. Jack is eternal. Jack is forever.

 

[Slur Generator]

Hopefully his comeback video includes chicken and mayo.

 

[Pig Cups]

Maybe when Garrett was talking about his dad, he was talking about his real dad, not Jack.

There were two different posts in his Insta story.
>Pops = Jack
>Papa = Jack’s stepfather

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Holy shit...

On a side note - I can't find any clips of him being on the West Texas Investors Club. Are they archived anywhere?

Best version I can find:

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm sure Tam Ham typed that our for our beloved Wendigo. But I don't rule him out doing the same shit as he did with Arbys (god out of all the fast food only Taco Bell grosses me out more) wheel himself out of the hospital and go on his food warz.

Jack is that selfish, he's probably suffering some kind of fat person DTs on the controlled diet unless Tammy is blending Big Macs and spiking his IV.

 

[CarlosDanger]

He is a tank.

 

[PunishedCostanza]

I full expect Jack to be gone for months and when he returns he has metal arms like Jax in Mortal Kombat.

 

[Bassomatic]

I full expect Jack to be gone for months and when he returns he has metal arms like Jax in Mortal Kombat.
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He's going to get tongs like they have at buffets.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Thrice....at minimum. Jack pisses on the laws of nature and just keeps gorging down more meat.

Somehow this implies that this heart attack was nothing more than his body successfully conjuring up a self-made cure to compete against the raw uncooked shit he's stuffed down his throat.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

He’s alive.

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How does he keep managing to cheat death? Fucking modern medicine, man.

 

[AnOminous]

The reasoning is to see how you handle people especially those that have no real benefit to you.

That's sort of why my parenthetical because you don't weed out all the psychos with this, just the ones who aren't dumb enough not to know they're being tested.

 

[Simon]

Bitch is going to have no working arms and complete mushmouth, not just slurring. But he'll be alive, like the cockroach that he is.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Observation: the spelling error for “so”/“some” is corrected. Jack doesn’t give a shit and lacks attention to detail to make a correction like that, so this still might not even be him (unless Twitter has a more thorough autocorrect feature over FaceBook…idk). I imagine Tammy reflexively spelling it right after seeing us point it out…

FaceBook:
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Twitter:
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Also, doesn’t he usually call them “[redacted] Wars” instead of “Tours”? This sounds like Tammy doing a Jack impression because the cadence and word choices are so weirdly off.

He's posted the "lol just taking a break with the family" on Twitter too. I'm starting to suspect this entire episode has been a fabrication to get the YouTube reviewers to back off, as well as get sympathy from church and family.

Part of me thinks Tammy might be sending these messages... but if Jack really is in such bad condition, it's exceptionally short-sighted. How do you explain "Jack is fine" suddenly leading to "we had to pull the plug"?

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If Tammy is covering up Jack's death, then this is gonna be one of the most wild Lolcow death stories ever.

 

[Sniperwoof]

How does he keep managing to cheat death? Fucking modern medicine, man.

Fucking bugged life mechanics.