The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

But wow. All it took to make everything fall apart was one bipolar vagina. that is the power of vagina in a house filled with incels.

In the land of the Amholes the ugly BPD nightmare with a real pussy is queen.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

I'll believe that they're rehoming the alpacas if there's only like 15 left, which is kinda how it's been looking for the past few months

 

[AfghanBlue]

I don't recommend eating parasite ridden meat.

butchering it like “oh gross, another pregnancy.. hey wait wtf is that? It looks like, half pig? Look at this weird bald face and high furline.. oh my god, how could it have a nose piercing in utero?”
-*Home Alone style * KEVVVIN!”

I haven't seen anyone else reference Oddworld in a decade, based.

Synchronicity, man.
I myself thought of Oddworld for the first time in a decade yesterday, after however long, after having a go on someone’s vape, that kind of made the noise that Abe makes when he does his meditation thing.. you know, ‘yew yew yew yew’

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I'll believe that they're rehoming the alpacas if there's only like 15 left, which is kinda how it's been looking for the past few months

Maybe they'll take the alpacas and rehome Kevin.

 

[Ninon42]

The TURd was always doomed to self destruction due to the fact everyone involved was a complete moron incapable of anything resembling work, foresight or common sense.

Penny does work hard, he's just incredibly ineffectual and incompetent and has no long-term commitment beside his pets (Kevvie and Jen). Ol' Chewing Side was putting in effort at scheming for new grifts: the tranch itself (dying), the county recycling program that died after a few months, the Etsy shop (closed), the media blitz and documentary (cancelled), the mutual aid (paused), the construction/drywall business (sidelined?). Rather than put his focused efforts into something worthwhile, he just fucks everything up but still believes he's a master of his domain.

 

[Crungass]

Horrible news, the Alpacas are being rehomed to a Aboriginal ranch on the polar ice caps.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

The Tranch and Penny’s accounts have both broken their silence- for now, at least.
Penny decided to post a photo of some alpacas. Interesting timing, if I do say so myself. Bonnie made his first tweet thread about the ranch exactly one month ago, and the last time posted any outdoor animals was a couple of days after that. So basically, Penny is only posting alpacas after the thread gets featured here and people make pages of Alpacaust jokes. This could be a coincidence, of course, since Bonnie kind of has been ragging on their asses for a month. [A]

I did go ‘tism mode and try to see if they’ve posted this image before, but Tineye brings up nothing. Twitter strips all media of EXIF files so I could not see when it was taken. It has snowed there recently according to a few weather sites, so maybe they are still alive.

Penny immediately switched accounts and posted this to his personal a minute after the previous tweet was made. If you were moving, you’d think that you wouldn’t be going out of your way to buy more shit to move, but I suppose he and Kevin are alike in that regard (but Kevin’s just getting new toys daily, as usual.) [A]


And I did not mention this yesterday, but Bonnie has stated that he has been blocked by all of the Trancher’s personal accounts. This seems to check out, because none of them but Sky follow him (he and Sky both follow each other). [A]

Spoiler: pics

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[Bob_]

The Tranch and Penny’s accounts have both broken their silence- for now, at least.
Penny decided to post a photo of some alpacas. Interesting timing, if I do say so myself. Bonnie made his first tweet thread about the ranch exactly one month ago, and the last time posted any outdoor animals was a couple of days after that. So basically, Penny is only posting alpacas after the thread gets featured here and people make pages of Alpacaust jokes. This could be a coincidence, of course, since Bonnie kind of has been ragging on their asses for a month. [A]
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I did go ‘tism mode and try to see if they’ve posted this image before, but Tineye brings up nothing. Twitter strips all media of EXIF files so I could not see when it was taken. It has snowed there recently according to a few weather sites, so maybe they are still alive.

Penny immediately switched accounts and posted this to his personal a minute after the previous tweet was made. If you were moving, you’d think that you wouldn’t be going out of your way to buy more shit to move, but I suppose he and Kevin are alike in that regard (but Kevin’s just getting new toys daily, as usual.) [A]
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And I did not mention this yesterday, but Bonnie has stated that he has been blocked by all of the Trancher’s personal accounts. This seems to check out, because none of them but Sky follow him (he and Sky both follow each other). [A]
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Spoiler: pics

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Damn that fence looks like it will fall at any second. Great work boys! (Trash on the ground adds such positive ambiance.)

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I tried but I failed so if someone else with more talent and a bigger pic folder to choose better fitting pictures from the alpaca murdering Looney Troon Squad could do the photoshop magic I would be very happy.

Your reward shall be a Winner sticker*.



*which is more than the alpacas got, besides abuse and death

 

[AssignedEva]

The Tranch and Penny’s accounts have both broken their silence- for now, at least.
Penny decided to post a photo of some alpacas. Interesting timing, if I do say so myself. Bonnie made his first tweet thread about the ranch exactly one month ago, and the last time posted any outdoor animals was a couple of days after that. So basically, Penny is only posting alpacas after the thread gets featured here and people make pages of Alpacaust jokes. This could be a coincidence, of course, since Bonnie kind of has been ragging on their asses for a month. [A]
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I did go ‘tism mode and try to see if they’ve posted this image before, but Tineye brings up nothing. Twitter strips all media of EXIF files so I could not see when it was taken. It has snowed there recently according to a few weather sites, so maybe they are still alive.

Penny immediately switched accounts and posted this to his personal a minute after the previous tweet was made. If you were moving, you’d think that you wouldn’t be going out of your way to buy more shit to move, but I suppose he and Kevin are alike in that regard (but Kevin’s just getting new toys daily, as usual.) [A]
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And I did not mention this yesterday, but Bonnie has stated that he has been blocked by all of the Trancher’s personal accounts. This seems to check out, because none of them but Sky follow him (he and Sky both follow each other). [A]
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Bonnie's style of talking is so exhausting. "I'm in talks with folks indirectly involved", "I'm holding space for others who've been impacted" - bitch, you're gossiping on twitter and texting your ex husband.

Although I suppose he's got a warped perspective as the most meaningful conversation he's had with Kindness in months is just "had siezure, resting up, will try to eat some food but medication making me dizzy" shortly before she knocks over another piss bowl.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

This is Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. They say it's the biggest alpaca death camp
in colorado. I used to work here. Well...I was really a slave. Like all
the others.

That's me! My name is Bonnie. I WAS employee of the year. Now I'm dead
meat. I crossed the meanest boss in the world: Penny the toothless.

My whole life changed in just one day. I was working late one night
at TUR.

We used to make Alpaca wool
Until the alpaca were through
We still made Go Fund Mes
And we made some good documentaries too
I thought I had a good job
But that was before I knew
How we'd make the alpaca bodies disappear
I was still to find
The truth, it turned out
Now THAT would blow my mind

The Trannies were scared
'Cause donations were grim
Field troons and handmaidens
Had been turning up thin
But Penny was cool
He had a plan

This new kind of meat - it was alpaca!

I just had to escape
I just needed pussy
And I didn't even know
She had BPD
So...GET ME OUTTA HERE!!

Jesus Christ, this opening scene is burned into my brain.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

someone else with more talent and a bigger pic folder

I was considering uploading my KGIU png collection to commemorate this occasion, so thank you for the justification. I can't edit my old megapost with most of them in it, so I guess this is the new megapost. I'm very sad about that, by the way.

Spoiler: KGIU PNG Megapost: Alpacaust Edition

My only request that I humbly ask of all of you is to please try to tag me in whatever abominations you create, so that I may laugh.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

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I tried but I failed so if someone else with more talent and a bigger pic folder to choose better fitting pictures from the alpaca murdering Looney Troon Squad could do the photoshop magic I would be very happy.

Your reward shall be a Winner sticker*.



*which is more than the alpacas got, besides abuse and death

I can't tell if you edited this or not. Assuming you did, it's biazzare how naturally they fit into Nuremberg trial photos.

Edit: I'm retarded nevermind

 

[RabiesTheRedneck]

If you haven't gruesomely murdered some poor animals yet you've definitely jerked off to thoughts of doing it.

It's not "gruesomely murdering" animals to shoot them if they're on death's doorstep and too expensive to care for. I bet you think paying thousands out the ass to have vets poison the palcas with death penalty juice is fine but putting bullets through them over the course of a few minutes and a few magazines is just too far.
Besides, if they're going to be euthanized anyway, the trannies might as well make it worth something and provide some ballistic tests and cooking tutorials in the process. Personally I'd take this opportunity to see which ammo is better for hunting medium sized game.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

It's not "gruesomely murdering" animals to shoot them if they're on death's doorstep and too expensive to care for. I bet you think paying thousands out the ass to have vets poison the palcas with death penalty juice is fine but putting bullets through them over the course of a few minutes and a few magazines is just too far.
Besides, if they're going to be euthanized anyway, the trannies might as well make it worth something and provide some ballistic tests and cooking tutorials in the process. Personally I'd take this opportunity to see which ammo is better for hunting medium sized game.

It’s less about the ethical nature of euthanizing animals (putting livestock down is a common and natural part of farming, after all) and more about the fact that you’re a furry who is documented as having jacked off to furry porn gleefully fantasizing publicly about how you’d line up and execute/eat the alpacas, retard.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's not "gruesomely murdering" animals to shoot them if they're on death's doorstep and too expensive to care for. I bet you think paying thousands out the ass to have vets poison the palcas with death penalty juice is fine but putting bullets through them over the course of a few minutes and a few magazines is just too far.
Besides, if they're going to be euthanized anyway, the trannies might as well make it worth something and provide some ballistic tests and cooking tutorials in the process. Personally I'd take this opportunity to see which ammo is better for hunting medium sized game.

Fuck off. They needlessly killed those animals as a result of neglect due to being goofy, loser troons.

And if you're so retarded you don't know what ammunition is best for game of different sizes after 300+ years of firearm hunting you're a goddamn idiot who should both kill yourself and never have access to a firearm.

 

[RabiesTheRedneck]

Fuck off. They needlessly killed those animals as a result of neglect due to being goofy, loser troons.

And if you're so retarded you don't know what ammunition is best for game of different sizes after 300+ years of firearm hunting you're a goddamn idiot who should both kill yourself and never have access to a firearm.

Has anyone shot an Alpaca with a 5.7 before, though? Checkmate, retard.

I do hope most of the alpacas are rehomed but the ones that can't be need to be disposed of somehow and they may as well make it scientific.
Edit: If you're gonna be MATI do it to the troons I'm just shooting ideas here.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Has anyone shot an Alpaca with a 5.7 before, though? Checkmate, retard.

I do hope most of the alpacas are rehomed but the ones that can't be need to be disposed of somehow and they may as well make it scientific.
Edit: If you're gonna be MATI do it to the troons I'm just shooting ideas here.

It's one thing to put down animals. It's another thing to make it a spectacle. Do everyone a favour and do a flip.

 

[RabiesTheRedneck]

It's one thing to put down animals. It's another thing to make it a spectacle. Do everyone a favour and do a flip.

It'd be hilariously anti-communist of them to do that though, especially if it actually makes a lot of money because people actually find shooting things entertaining. The animals have been trooned to death anyway, quit being so MATI and accept the fact it wouldn't be much different from a hunting video.
In fact have you seen that video where a bunch of rednecks use .223 on some prairie dogs? That alone makes the idea of high scoring the alpaca herd seem like nothing, and that video raked in views. Hog hunting videos get MORE views too, so if the Tranch just lets them loose and go around on quads fragging them for entertainment "pest control" it'll at least bring some benefit from their unfortunate demise.

 

[HackerX]

I was considering uploading my KGIU png collection to commemorate this occasion, so thank you for the justification. I can't edit my old megapost with most of them in it, so I guess this is the new megapost. I'm very sad about that, by the way.

Spoiler: KGIU PNG Megapost: Alpacaust Edition

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My only request that I humbly ask of all of you is to please try to tag me in whatever abominations you create, so that I may laugh.

From a distance, Phil could probably pass as an extremely ragged, rundown dyke after scrolling through these.