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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
It’s less about the ethical nature of euthanizing animals (putting livestock down is a common and natural part of farming, after all) and more about the fact that you’re a furry who is documented as having jacked off to furry porn gleefully fantasizing publicly about how you’d line up and execute/eat the alpacas, retard.
Fuck off. They needlessly killed those animals as a result of neglect due to being goofy, loser troons.
And if you're so retarded you don't know what ammunition is best for game of different sizes after 300+ years of firearm hunting you're a goddamn idiot who should both kill yourself and never have access to a firearm.
While I would agree that they shouldn't do it, I think we're past the point of the Tranch not doing things they shouldn't do. Especially things that result in mass graves of alpacas. So I say firing squad for the remaining revisionist alpaca kulaks and post it on YouTube.
They just need to make sure and lock Kevin somewhere because they'll have to blindfold him and cover his ears so he doesn't get triggered by the loud noises and he might wander into the overly broad field of fire. (If they move and forget they locked Kevin in somewhere well that will be sad but the revolution must continue.)
While I would agree that they shouldn't do it, I think we're past the point of the Tranch not doing things they shouldn't do. Especially things that result in mass graves of alpacas. So I say firing squad for the remaining revisionist alpaca kulaks and post it on YouTube.
They just need to make sure and lock Kevin somewhere because they'll have to blindfold him and cover his ears so he doesn't get triggered by the loud noises and he might wander into the overly broad field of fire. (If they move and forget they locked Kevin in somewhere well that will be sad but the revolution must continue.)
They just need to make sure and lock Kevin somewhere because they'll have to blindfold him and cover his ears so he doesn't get triggered by the loud noises and he might wander into the overly broad field of fire. (If they move and forget they locked Kevin in somewhere well that will be sad but the revolution must continue.)
One time I was camping and I got way too high and I had to go sit in the car and let me tell you that "House of Hair" has probably saved more lives than Trans Lifeline could ever aspire to.
Since the Tranchers are being so quiet/boring, I figured looking into their stans could be entertaining in the meantime.
Meet SaintDharma9, who's recently been running interference in Paul's tweets about the Tranch. SaintDharma is apparently "an old friend/love/play partner" of Shiteater Jen.
Next up: AlynnaFoxie, aka Alynna Trypnotk, aka Alynna Menagerie Kelly. Previously mentioned here and here.
"Alynna" lives in Denver, Colorado and is a friend / frequent visitor of the Tranch. He replied to Paul's recent tweets, calling Paul a "jilted lover" and insisting that the alpacas haven't been abused. He blames all the Tranch's problems on "harassment from bad actors".
[Reminder that Paul is @EntrancingStars]
So who is he? Turns out that "Alynna" is an OG degenerate. He has an Encyclopedia Dramatica article which was originally written back in 2011. You always have to take ED with a grain of salt, but this is definitely the lolcow in question, and the information provided all makes sense.
The article says "Alynna Vixen" was his primary username back then, although he also used the names Pookie, Trevor, and Andrew Beaudoin. That last one is probably his real name. Side-note: he recently claims to have (legally) changed his name to Alynna Menagerie Kelly.
Alynna has been heavily involved in the furry fandom for a long time; he started attending furry conventions in the late 90s, and he spent much of his time in the early 2000s roleplaying (as his female fairy fox fursona) on various MUCKs/MUDs and furry-themed Second Life servers. Alynna has previously been mentioned on KF back in 2014 - poor @Venusaur apparently knew him but initially thought he was a woman. These were much more innocent times before the troon menace became so widespread!
Fast-forward to today. Alynna has (unsurprisingly) trooned out, but that's not all! He's also pretending to be a "system" made up of several sentient animals & divine beings. Confused? No worries! He's more than happy to lay it out:
I should note that unlike Tumblr teens who pretend to be "systems" to feel super special, this guy seems to genuinely have schizophrenia (his ED article mentions a diagnosis). I think his "Menagerie System" is still mostly a LARP though.
Despite being a severely mentally-ill degenerate, his tech skills have allowed him to earn a comfortable living. Alynna works as a programmer & system engineer, currently at Charter Communications.
At the Tranch:
Celebrating Keffals' heroic slaying of the evil Kiwis:
He helps run/organize furry conventions, and he participated in DenFur 2021 (running a game room). This is interesting, because as I mentioned in an earlier post, Kevin Gibes started a crusade against the DenFur organizers just a few months after attending. [1] [2]
Alynna was dragged into it, and ultimately sided with his fellow troons against the more "normal" furries. And I remembered correctly btw - there was additional drama with "Nazi furs" showing up at the convention.
Nazi furs:
As a result, he's now trying to organize a brand new Colorado furry convention with troons in charge. He's hoping to hold it sometime in April or May this year, although it'll almost certainly bomb since troons are incompetent. Not to mention they've alienated all their local non-troon furries...
Its really good, but the stuff you find in the rugs is the "premium" hair.
Another Kiwi was saying that the problem is that hair is TOO good at insulating, you'd heat stroke in a 100% alpaca sweater.
I've knitted many things from alpaca yarn, one on my favourite cardigans is made from it and it's very soft and lightweight but warm enough when it gets -20c and below. Maybe alpaca isn't used so much in the US but in Northern Europe it is quite common material in yarns, even ones that are sold in regular markets and not just in those specialised to yarn or handcrafts.
I did a spittake when I saw it too - it's like a microcosm of the last 20 years that neckbeard computer nerd is now a stunning and brave woman/multiple system that's calling people chuds for criticising a grifting transgender farm that killed a herd of alpaca through neglect.
Well at least the furry fox suit designer was talented - they’ve got the human owner’s slow-yet-creepy-weirdo eyes just perfect.
This kind of bloke should’ve stayed an internet meme. Maybe it’s revenge of the nerds, true style now. They just all trooned out and now we have to treat them like overlords (bet they still can’t get any normal female pussy though).
The only feasible solution to get any profit is to just kill all the alpacas. If I were the tranchers I'd do multiple livestreams over time complete with helmet gopro and take donations while (humanely) fragging the miserable animals. "If we reach a hundred dollars this stream I'll see how many calves the 50 cal can go through." would be a hell of a seller. Having meat fridges full of alpaca meat could also spark alpaca-food cooking videos similar to OrdinarySausage's gimmick.
Then again not being a retarded tranny is probably why I can be creative with my depravity.
'Ohh ladies, gather round, comrade Penny has an announcement'
'alright civilians, critical transphobia situation afoot, Bonnie and 10,000 lawyers from Moon & Kiwi have us surrounded, so tonight we'll be having a special estrogen night'
60 DEAD ALPACAS AT TRANS RANCH
(the above is part of a post I was gonna make around the time the graves were discovered but forgot now it's months later fuck)
Well at least the furry fox suit designer was talented - they’ve got the human owner’s slow-yet-creepy-weirdo eyes just perfect.
This kind of bloke should’ve stayed an internet meme. Maybe it’s revenge of the nerds, true style now. They just all trooned out and now we have to treat them like overlords (bet they still can’t get any normal female pussy though).
Bold of you to assume it's a revenge of the nerds scenario, and not a fucking co-opting of shit mixed with idpol game stuff like every attention whore with money. Comparing these dumbasses to overlords? They aren't in charge of anyone, and the clique they're somewhat tied to can't even follow through with their plans, being so incompetent at farming they ended up with alpaca mass graves. That's the polar opposite of overlord material! Fuck, even if this dudes a fucking convention staffer, his mentality is clearly that of a fucking reddit mod on a power trip. Someone like that's closer to infamously inbred french aristocrats than overlords.
