Containment What If?

[Bloody Snowflake]

What if Chris was a molecule?

He'd still be making attraction signs.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris went to Hollywood to try to become an actress?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris went to Hollywood to try to become an actress?

He'd wind up selling himself on street corners after nobody casts him.

Or he becomes a reality TV star.

 

[Somar]

What if Barb was murdered and Chris was framed for it?

 

[Spork]

What if Christisn Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles was produced by GiantSpacekat?

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Or he becomes a reality TV star.

Already kind of is, let's be honest.

 

[Football Meatlong]

What if Christisn Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles was produced by GiantSpacekat?

It'd never come to PC, that's for damn sure.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

What if Barb was murdered and Chris was framed for it?

Chris would then be murdered AND raped in prison

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Chris would then be murdered AND raped in prison

...in that order?

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

...in that order?

In exactly that order

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an airline attendant?

 

[Tismo]

What if Chris' toys were all alive like in Toy Story? Would they have been thankful when the fire of 2014 purged them? What about the recent ones?

 

[18plusful]

What if this vid was just like Chris encounter with the hooker (if that even was true)

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had BEAUTIFUL HANDS!

 

[Somar]

What if Chris met a real woman named Julie?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris met a real woman named Julie?

He'd either refer to her as Jules or avoid mentioning her name as much as possible.

 

[Bloody Snowflake]

He'd either refer to her as Jules or avoid mentioning her name as much as possible.

As in "family jewels?"

 

[Happy Merchant]

What if Chris Chan was a Jew?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) went back to school to redo every grade in 2 weeks like Billy Madison?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris Chan was a Jew?

He would've called Snyder a Nazi instead.

What if Chris was the main character of DOOM?