Containment What If?

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yawning sneasel said:
Probably not much. He was just the one last partition between Chris and Barb. They are too horny for one another now for it to matter now.
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What if Chris killed Bob to make room for Barb?

Actually I joke but his tomgirlness probably contributed to some of the stress that made him die so easily. He's old-fasioned, and hearing that his son is GAY (in his mind at least) ... well, shit man.
 
ZombieFromWork said:
What if Chris was born with all of his horrible traits, but was attractive?
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He'd probably get a little bit more attention from women, but they'd quickly run off upon discovering...well, everything. He might be able to pull off the occasional one night stand if he was truly good looking and a bit more social, but long term relationships are kind of off the table for Chris. If he did manage to get somebody to stick with him the relationship would be highly dysfunctional and would end up imploding after a few months due to chris's personal habits and neediness.
 
ShiningPokeStar said:
What if Chris took part in a Medieval Times show, namely the jousting tournament?
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I like to think he would do something stupid like somehow falling off the horse before even getting close to the other guy, and then the organizers would realize they have the best village idiot around.

What if Chris faked his own death?
 
Another Fellow said:
I like to think he would do something stupid like somehow falling off the horse before even getting close to the other guy, and then the organizers would realize they have the best village idiot around.

What if Chris faked his own death?
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ZombieFromWork said:
What if Chris was born with all of his horrible traits, but was attractive?
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I think this question is somewhat flawed. Chris himself isn't really unattractive. I mean, he's not gorgeous, but he's not the elephant man, either. The problem is that his "horrible traits" make things so much worse. He eats garbage, he doesn't shower, he dresses like a bag lady. Result: He's fat, smells like rotten fruit, and he has greasy hair.

The most handsome man on earth would look like a deranged homeless person if he had Chris' horrible traits.
 
CWCissey said:
They'd be like 'Well, we really fucked up with this species, blow it up and start from scratch'.
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Maybe ancient aliens are the kiwifarms of the galaxy, and they actually specially bred us to be their lolcows.

Chris would be the ultimate manifestation of their ancient plan.
 
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