Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[BigTsBull]

Today, two hours before Jacks “spending time with family” post. Jack posted this to the ‘Hip Portland(TN)’ Facebook group, advertising is upcoming food wars.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

You know what? I'll up my unrealistic wish. I want Jack to keep having strokes until he's unintelligible, but still survive somehow but he becomes unintelligible that he starts to blabber otherwordly eldritch words, it'd be a definite proof of Wendigo or some other evil force possessing him.

the idea of jack just having non stop strokes that he keeps pretending dont exist to the point that he is entirely paralyzed other than his voice which is barely hanging on sounds like something that could happen to be honest.

jack seems like the type of guy that would have someone edit old videos of his arms moving on top of new videos to make it look like he is the picture of good health. then of course one day whatever demon is living inside jack shoots out of him and finds a new victim.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I was digging through my old edition of The Art of Cooking and found a recipe that’s very similar to the Party Cheese Salad. (It’s method 2)

Yes it’s true that pretty much all jello/veggie/dressing recipes from this era are interchangeable, but this one has more than a passing resemblance to the video. To me it’s pretty clear Aunt Myrna riffed on this recipe or one very close.

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This is why I come to this website. Some retard on the internet mixes Pineapple, Cream Cheese and Lemon Jello together with diced bell peppers and films it. We all laugh and then someone comes along with actual PICTURES of a cook book published in the 1970s (that they have in their hands) with the actual recipe.

Amazing.

 

[biggacracka]

I tried...

Dark Mechanicus Wendigos

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Is "family time" a euphemism for open heart surgery?

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Is "family time" a euphemism for open heart surgery?

It certainly can't be a euphemism for choking out your first born. Or can it?

No, no it can't. He'll be lucky to choke down some meat and cheese before Valentine's Day.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I was digging through my old edition of The Art of Cooking and found a recipe that’s very similar to the Party Cheese Salad. (It’s method 2)

Yes it’s true that pretty much all jello/veggie/dressing recipes from this era are interchangeable, but this one has more than a passing resemblance to the video. To me it’s pretty clear Aunt Myrna riffed on this recipe or one very close.

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I honestly think we should write off the 20th century when it comes to cookbooks.

Just grill the dogs on a Weber kettle like everyone else has done from the 1940s to the present day. Don't chop them up and dunk them in some kind of weird cheese jelly or whatever the fuck these people writing these cookbooks were big on.

 

[Staffy]

Is "family time" a euphemism for open heart surgery?

"Heart to heart bonding"

 

[Soggy stone fruit]

Best version I can find:

Jack not being able to BBQ and requires the investors to step in just so he can go around feeding his ego by talking to people is peak comedy.
I want to say "Never change, Jack" but I know he never will anyway.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This is why I come to this website. Some retard on the internet mixes Pineapple, Cream Cheese and Lemon Jello together with diced bell peppers and films it. We all laugh and then someone comes along with actual PICTURES of a cook book published in the 1970s (that they have in their hands) with the actual recipe.

Amazing.

That's not even the worst recipe from that era. At least it isn't salmon shortcake. Yes, that was a thing. Recipe calls for cream of celery soup. Website is being too fucky to let me post the official Campbell's recipe.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Null is the angel of death.
He started covering Jack on MATI a few weeks back, and now Jack is dead/dying.
Null did this to Lowtax, byuu, and Chris Chan might as well be dead. Ralph won’t make it few years and boogie , Jim and Jessie have cancer aids, not to mention the death fats, beauty parlor beasts, and deadtroons.

As soon as null starts covering your favorite cow, get ready to say goodbye.

..... @Null COVER KELLY LENZA, SAVE THOSE CHILDREN.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

what a champ

If this man ate healthy and exersized he'd live for 300 years.

 

[User names must be unique]

If this man ate healthy and exercised he'd live for 300 years.

Nah it's a careful balance of e-coli, salmonella, listeria, shigellosis high blood pressure and cholesterol.

The slightest change in any of these variables could lead to death.

 

[Super Hans v2]

There's been something fucky going on these last couple days. A man with three strokes under his belt doesn't get out of the hospital the day after after a fourth.

So far, the evidence we have with something being wrong with Jack is one, Garrett being told by his pissbaby faggot half brother that his dad was at the hospital, two, his Boomer Christian in-laws asking for prayers on Facebook, and three, Jack wasn't on Twitter for a couple days.

A while ago Jack was pissing and moaning about not being able to get his thyroid worked on because of coronuvirus taking priority, and he often gets kidney stones from drinking his coffee with a month's worth of sugar. I'm calling that this whole thing plays out to be a bunch of nothing.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

He’s alive.

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Hooray, the ride continues

 

[Random Internet Person]

There's been something fucky going on these last couple days. A man with three strokes under his belt doesn't get out of the hospital the day after after a fourth.

So far, the evidence we have with something being wrong with Jack is one, Garrett being told by his pissbaby faggot half brother that his dad was at the hospital, two, his Boomer Christian in-laws asking for prayers on Facebook, and three, Jack wasn't on Twitter for a couple days.

A while ago Jack was pissing and moaning about not being able to get his thyroid worked on because of coronuvirus taking priority, and he often gets kidney stones from drinking his coffee with a month's worth of sugar. I'm calling that this whole thing plays out to be a bunch of nothing.

Didn’t his arm go limp because he left the hospital early against medical advice? It could be happening again?

 

[Rickenbacker]

Health food arc can still happen lets go

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I'm glad he's so resilient but Jack, man, after two strokes and a heart attack it's time to make some big changes, retire and slow down.

 

[Trig.Point]

This is why I come to this website. Some retard on the internet mixes Pineapple, Cream Cheese and Lemon Jello together with diced bell peppers and films it. We all laugh and then someone comes along with actual PICTURES of a cook book published in the 1970s (that they have in their hands) with the actual recipe.

Amazing.

There's an old expression, 'paper doesn't refuse ink', which is definitely the case for some cookbooks out there.

This is kind of interesting, a guy that reviews cookbooks on the saddest cookbook of all time - "Microwave Cooking for One".

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Didn’t his arm go limp because he left the hospital early against medical advice? It could be happening again?

I dont think so, there was a possible first unconfirmed stroke wich he left against the hostpital advice (because he is an idiot) but the limp arm came after the second confirmed stroke (possibly third) wich we can atleast assume he fulfilled the first treatment for.
He did ofcourse NOT do rehab for it though so it could very well have been far more functional than it is today.