Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Evil Peter Griffin]

That fat sack of white trash shit always finds new ways to lower the bar.

 

[GL09]

It's not even February yet!

When even the pedo with no self-respect abandons you, that's tough. Look how quickly she bolted once she lost access to the bank of Daddy Morris. Hopefully, she wins the bowling trophy in the divorce, which will send him over the edge.

 

[Jack Awful]

I’ve been wondering if May has been planning this since the night after the wedding, and saw her chance while they were at JFK, with her family in upstate NY. My autistic theory is she deliberately prodded Ralph into getting them deplaned, and used the ensuing detention of the pig to disappear. I wouldn’t be surprised if Harry is on Twitter later posting pictures of the grandchild Ralph told him he’d never get to see.

Nah, because they were on the plane leaving from JFK, then Ralph got them kicked off, then Pantsu fled.

I think it was a spur of the moment thing.

 

[Mr. Pestilence]

So just curious with Nevada, is there a window of time that Ralph has to annul the marriage or is he in the longhaul for divorce proceeding?

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan's cultists are starting to question the narrative and wonder about his unhinged behavior, but his jannies are working overtime to sweep it up even while he's offline. No dissent allowed!



We're beyond evil! Not the sexual predator that was just bragging about what he did to Alice, us!


Don't believe what "alog fags write on Twitter", especially that twitter.com/theralphretort guy who is going around calling Amanda Ralph a whore and accusing her of stealing a child. Not to be trusted!


Paranoia is mounting among the few remaining cultists and they're starting to infight. More to come I'm sure.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

He had a hair trigger before he went on his 8? 9? day bender, if he sobered up even a little bit he'd be likely to spontaneously explode over the littlest thing. Even if May tried to talk him down it wouldn't work unless she had a full bottle of Makers Mark. Plus she's to gawddamn stupid to plan ahead like that.

I dunno dude, it’s her vs. Ralph. The bar‘s on the floor in either case, but you can at least lead a horse to water. Ralph would just waddle off a cliff.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I haven't quite seen a thread where the Trashfire flair is justified but fuck me this is Trashfire^2.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

The real question now is: Is Ethan Ralph - a convicted sex offender for distributing revenge pornography - actually retarded enough to (either by himself or through an auxiliary retard) publish whatever illicit video he has of May in order to achieve a nasty hood wigger pig-vengeance strike towards his daughter, ex-wife and ex-father in law?

I like to think so, but I hope it doesn’t happen, for all our sakes.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So just curious with Nevada, is there a window of time that Ralph has to annul the marriage or is he in the longhaul for divorce proceeding?

My google-fu tell me he has about three years until the legal hoops pop up.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

We will get to see the true worth of the marriage by whether he's in Rome tomorrow or in NYC looking for his wife. It's almost like a movie script; a simple binary choice denoting the main character's character.

 

[FamicomGorby]

We will get to see the true worth of the marriage by whether he's in Rome tomorrow or in NYC looking for his wife. It's almost like a movie script; a simple binary choice denoting the main character's character.

He's not going to Rome, they got ejected off the plane so it's not like the airline is gonna let him reschedule. He'll definitely just livestream himself walking around and holerin in NYC.

 

[Absurdity]

Oh see I was already under the impression that their marriage was to help provide cover for both of them as they seek to sexually abuse minors. Was Ralph too drunk to remember their arrangement or just playing the part of devastated chump to reel in the donos? Or dare I dream this is the series finale??!! Does Ralph have a life insurance policy? Will Meigh return with a special cocktail to help end his earthly misery?

 

[AltisticRight]

Sweep it up.

 

[Pork Packer]

He's not going to Rome, they got ejected off the plane so it's not like the airline is gonna let him reschedule. He'll definitely just livestream himself walking around and holerin in NYC.

Gunt Alone II: Lost in New York

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

We will get to see the true worth of the marriage by whether he's in Rome tomorrow or in NYC looking for his wife. It's almost like a movie script; a simple binary choice denoting the main character's character.

Ralph's life has become a Visual Novel. It's trash writing, the character models are fuck-ugly, the protagonist's goals and aims are unrealistic, he explodes unnecessarily to try and make the plot interesting, and the story is discussed endlessly by strange people on forums dedicated to that kind of thing.

Ralpha-sama, this story is sugoi uguu, Meigh is best girl UwU.

 

[Jump]

Meigh set this shit up, I'm not sure whether her plans were accelerated after the last pillstream or if this was the plan all along though. it's actually pretty twisted/devious how she planned to ditch him all the way up in the USA far away from all the blackmail info ralph keeps in Mexico on some hard drive. I'm guessing the next part of the plan is her trying to stop him from returning to the ralphacave in Mexico to release the revenge porn. She also did this right after getting married in a low cost low effort ceremony in order to extract as much money from him as possible.

I actually kind of feel bad for the rage pig, he got absolutely shafted by meigh here, absolutely snaked on.

She is dumber then a box of rocks. I don't think she planned anything out. Fate lander her in NY in the state Harry lives in and it finally clicked in her horse brain that this is likely her last chance to escape.

Ralph doesn't have a credit card last we knew so everything must be run through hers. The ghetto mexican equivalent of AirB&B is also likely on her card. If she had some Check Mate plan she would have called them to cancel the stay and told them to dispose of everything there. With out a credit card he can't rent a car or hotel in NY. She could call up and report the card that is connected to Ralph's UBER stolen. Make him homeless on the streets of NYC.

But, I wouldn't be surprised if she takes Ralph back and ends up trapped in mexico again. She is that dumb.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Oh see I was already under the impression that their marriage was to help provide cover for both of them as they seek to sexually abuse minors. Was Ralph too drunk to remember their arrangement or just playing the part of devastated chump to reel in the donos? Or dare I dream this is the series finale??!! Does Ralph have a life insurance policy? Will Meigh return with a special cocktail to help end his earthly misery?

I think they’ll keep doing what they’ve been doing and stay together for appearances while not speaking to each other. Meigh has been trying to launch her dumb YouTube internet career piggybacking off Ralph. She even cheated on Digi with Ralph and said Ralph raped her to avoid punishment. Ralph was stupid and drunk and high and retarded to have fired off the now deleted tweets in an emotional manner. A few days will tell, I can imagine Meigh doing a few more hostage type couple footage on the Killstream with Ralph to show that everything is again fine.

 

[evilsponge]

Null vindicated already,? I thought we were gonna get at least 6 six months of horse bride before it all went to shit. I should've known Ralph was gonna speed-run this arch

 

[William Tyndale]

I was just reading through his twitter and I realized something. The fight happened shortly after Ralph brought to light that May’s sister sucked his dick. I wonder if that was the straw that broke the horse’s back, proverbially speaking.

 

[2ndBest]

Null vindicated already,? I thought we were gonna get at least 6 six months of horse bride before it all went to shit. I shouldn't known Ralph was gonna speed-up this arch

Marriage ending speedrun WR any%