Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[John Andrews Stan]

Probably the only time in history you can put the words "Ethan Ralph" and "running" in the same sentence is in the context of him speedrunning his marriages.

Come on now, that’s not fair. He’s been speedrunning his own self-destruction since birth. This moron isn’t making it to 40.

 

[BradolfPittler]

This is a result of Ralph's years long emulation of Dick. He's been trying to be papa Dax, but without any of the finesse or willing participants, and it has backfired extravagantly.

 

[Golden Boy]

Retard faggots like Kinoshit and Fagawful need to stop working so hard for gayops when Ralph gayops himself constantly.

People reporting on what podawful was saying made even this monumental moment gay and autistic. Can't have a good old happening without these faggots ruining the laughs.

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

Honestly though the smartest and funniest thing Amanda could do is completely turn on Ethan, get tempory emergency custody in New York, divorce him and keep the baby, all whilst having a permanent restraining order on ralph for her and the baby.
It's likely the reason she chose to do it in New York.

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[PyrrhicRustle]

This is unreal - how the fuck can you ruin your marriage so fast, lmao.
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There’s something poetic about him being that much of an unhinged emotional sperg in front of a picture of a bust of Marcus Aurelius.

 

[ImNotJewish]

Mid Jan - here is my beautiful wife

End of Jan - Dont belive that whore claiming to be my wife

I think we will have a plentiful harvest this year.. perhaps even a final harvest

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Now that would be a great twist, Ralph has to embrace Kino Dogme 2007 and phone stream because Pantsu galloped off with his computer.

That computer is an actual piece of shit, despite how much he overpaid for it. It's more a space heater than it is a PC.

 

[Famke]

Everyone here thinking that this is the end for Ralph haven't been following closely enough. For a G like Ralph this is just the beginning. I am personally really looking forward to seeing what kind of woman Ralph can further downgrade to in his newly found project of spiting "that horsemouthed, loose pussy skank Amanda Morris" with another Ralphaspawn.

 

[Lordak]

Ralph would've been forced to change or else risk becoming a genetic dead end in any sane environment.
I have no idea what thought process would lead anyone to think he'd be a good father. It's amazing to see the trash fire but still, I hope his kids can get an okay childhood somehow.

 

[Blaster]

Meigh will leave Ralph this year. Locking in my prediction.

My 2023 prediction came true already? It's not even February!

 

[BallBuster II]

What’s ironic is no one is going to pay any attention to a drunk fat Guntlord faggot stumbling around NYC hollering like a fucking lunatic. It’s kind of the brand of NY.

 

[Nick Gars]

This all may have been an accident and if it was an accident she would totally be willing to overlook the tweets and pretend nothing happened, if it wasn't an accident I'd bet she calms down and then just goes back to him when it sets in that no one one earth is going to want to be the next May bf.

@ZatLit would like a word with you.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Everyone here thinking that this is the end for Ralph haven't been following closely enough. For a G like Ralph this is just the beginning. I am personally really looking forward to seeing what kind of woman Ralph can further downgrade to in his newly found project of spiting "that horsemouthed, loose pussy skank Amanda Morris" with another Ralphaspawn.

Kelly Ronahan. Cause its not like she can run away.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

 

[evilsponge]

There’s something poetic about him being that much of an unhinged emotional sperg in front of a picture of a bust of Marcus Aurelius.

And just like his son, Commodus, Ralph spends all his time focused on blood sports

 

[Canoodler]

There is no such thing as rock bottom for people like Ethan Ralph. They will always find a way to dig below rock bottom.

 

[greenthrowaway]

I thought I was well versed in cowdom but there is too much to follow with gunt. It’s like I walked into a graduate physics class expecting it to be standard 101 introduction stuff. I’ve gone through multiple OP’s, is there anywhere that summarizes how it got to this point? I may be asking the impossible as I’m baffled by how low this goes every page I read into him. How accurate is this?

OG pro gamergater alienates everyone, convicted sex offender, and pedophile? Managed to steal girl/horse from other lolcow who troons out in response, but girl he steals is also a pedophile? In his 30s despite looking 50+ due to pull and alcohol abuse. Married to the horse at Elvis chapel and DSP’s his audience to pay for a Italy Vacation, but while on plane they fight and causes him to be kicked off and banned from Delta? Now they getting an annulment and his revenge porn tactic he was literally convicted of , is threatened as a way to keep her in line? And that the cast of characters is so bad people are rooting for the female pedo because even her doesn’t deserve this? Am I even remotely close?

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

He has the uncanny ability to always suck the energy out of every room he’s in.

That’s what I was thinking Vito, shut the fuck up and let the little piggie expose himself. This is gold.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

There is no such thing as rock bottom for people like Ethan Ralph. They will always find a way to dig below rock bottom.

Ralph's win condition is being alive to do a keelstream

 

[Horse Divorce]

Oh my god now my name has a new meaning