Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Zilch]

I still believe Ralph is coping and seething from a gutter in NYC. Rozy and meigh are gone and his life in shambles. I see no reason to deviate from this position.

It's a tough call.

On the one hand; there's nothing to suggest the hostage photo was taken post chimp-out and not prior.
They've gotten into fights bad enough were she sought to leave but he is escalating. He's never publicly bashed her (at least not that I'm aware of)
And getting a police escort off of the honeymoon flight he promised, after carrying a baby around all day must have been a sharp wake up call and she may finally realize that Ralph is unhinged.

On the other hand, she is a retard.
She has insanely low self esteem.
Being with Ralph she doesn't have to get a job.
Meigh's no catch. She's like exaggerated character in a movie ugly and being a single mom isn't going to help her prospects.

 

[deylootinbooty]

Who is this guy? I'm not up to date on the Ralphamale lore, would really appreciate if someone could point me to the rundown.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Who is this guy? I'm not up to date on the Ralphamale lore, would really appreciate if someone could point me to the rundown.

A faggot that sucks Ralph's dick.

 

[Estate]

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T/A

After I read this, I took a second to imagine myself actually saying to someone, in real life, to his face "I totally ruined your life" and I started laughing so much, I begone to wheeze uncontrollably.
I FUCKING LOVE RALPH!

 

[insensitive]

After I read this, I took a second to imagine myself actually saying to someone, in real life, to his face "I totally ruined your life" and I started laughing so much, I begone to wheeze uncontrollably.
I FUCKING LOVE RALPH!

i ruined your life through sportsball, checkmate dad

 

[Zombie Dealership]

After I read this, I took a second to imagine myself actually saying to someone, in real life, to his face "I totally ruined your life" and I started laughing so much, I begone to wheeze uncontrollably.
I FUCKING LOVE RALPH!

This will be the only time that anyone's ever said that the love him and it's over his inability to be a normal human being. Fitting.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Have we seen anymore posts from Meigh's father or Meigh herself? If not, I would assume she's laying low after her family retrieved her and Rozy from a JFK parking lot.

How long were Meigh and baby missing btw? A missing mother and child is a pretty serious matter in any location, forget an international airport terminal. If they were truly "missing" all Ralph would have to do is report it to airport security and they would have tracked her down ASAP. They could not force her to stay at the terminal until Ralph arrived though.

 

[NicoFountaine]

Who is this guy? I'm not up to date on the Ralphamale lore, would really appreciate if someone could point me to the rundown.

He's a fucking schizo, he posts about Metokur nonstop yet he claims he's the one who lives in Metokur's head rent free because every once in a while he acknowledges him because of how retarded he is.

 

[Derpy]

It’s not like he was kicked of the plane… The aircraft had to return to the gate after departure and according to the air traffic recording, another plane had parked where they left. This means the decision to kick him off came when they had been pushed back for a while and were taxiing already.

I can’t imagine a scenario where Delta would simply tell him to rebook a later flight if they had to turn the plane around. I would buy if it was just a matter of the flight crew taking him off during boarding or waiting to push away from the gate. But, this had to be a significant incident to turn the plane around.

At the very least, he is banned from flying Delta.
Another Ralpha lie…

 

[Cucktry Roads]

There seems to be a major misunderstanding here. The mark of the gunt isn't a G. It's a W

 

[PaladinBoo]

I think everyone on this board needs to be honest with themselves: Ralph is not raising any children. He will continue to father them with women foolish enough to allow him to cum in them and he will be well out of their lives before they’re old enough to remember him. Because that’s what people like Ralph do.

Just like Ronnie! Ralph truly is just like his daddy Ronnie and, no Ralph, that is not a complement.

 

[Hokuriku]

I for one am just getting blueballed as fuck waiting for Da Gunt to drop some hot new tracks for both the wedding AND the airport caper.

 

[OuroSoros]

It's a tough call.

On the one hand; there's nothing to suggest the hostage photo was taken post chimp-out and not prior.
They've gotten into fights bad enough were she sought to leave but he is escalating. He's never publicly bashed her (at least not that I'm aware of)
And getting a police escort off of the honeymoon flight he promised, after carrying a baby around all day must have been a sharp wake up call and she may finally realize that Ralph is unhinged.

On the other hand, she is a retard.
She has insanely low self esteem.
Being with Ralph she doesn't have to get a job.
Meigh's no catch. She's like exaggerated character in a movie ugly and being a single mom isn't going to help her prospects.

Meigh and rozy leaving is a fate far worse than death for ralph. The only thing he gives a shit about is convincing alogs he isnt a loser, and right now the fact that he has a wife and kid are pretty much the only chips he has on the table. I think there's a good possibility that behind the scenes ralph is trying to get meigh back right now, and if they don't come back he's going to kill himself anyway so it doesn't matter what he says on twitter. It's a possibility. But like you said meigh is a retard. She might have just went back to him. Perhaps ralph threatened to kill himself and release a sex tape of her? Another possibility.

 

[Rigger Nich]

It’s not like he was kicked of the plane… The aircraft had to return to the gate after departure and according to the air traffic recording, another plane had parked where they left. This means the decision to kick him off came when they had been pushed back for a while and were taxiing already.

I can’t imagine a scenario where Delta would simply tell him to rebook a later flight if they had to turn the plane around. I would buy if it was just a matter of the flight crew taking him off during boarding or waiting to push away from the gate. But, this had to be a significant incident to turn the plane around.

At the very least, he is banned from flying Delta.
Another Ralpha lie…

Also, it seems from the recording, it was their second incident with the gunt. Apparently he’d assured them while boarding that his issue was resolved before the second incident happened during the taxi process.

 

[AltisticRight]

Who is this guy? I'm not up to date on the Ralphamale lore, would really appreciate if someone could point me to the rundown.

He's a fag.

 

[Crux]

This is it, the year of the bountiful harvest.

With all the bullshit meigh has been putting up with I thought we'd see this broken home implode sooner, and you can imagine my disappointment when they got married. With all he's done/not done how could she go through with the marriage?

But this is on another level, we've summited Everest. His alcoholic pill popping redneck gunt ass is going to spiral sooooooooo hard. He's already started, and its going to get so much worse, and its only the end of January

 

[EggImpregnator]

Wrestling is fucking gay and anyone who unironically uses the terms "mark" and "worked" should have their penile cavity rearranged by a blunt instrument.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

This is it, the year of the bountiful harvest.

With all the bullshit meigh has been putting up with I thought we'd see this broken home implode sooner, and you can imagine my disappointment when they got married. With all he's done/not done how could she go through with the marriage?

But this is on another level, we've summited Everest. His alcoholic pill popping redneck gunt ass is going to spiral sooooooooo hard. He's already started, and its going to get so much worse, and its only the end of January

I fear that this harvest will be the last. The feats of the Gunt can only be so great before the corn requires a sacrifice. I think we will see true rock bottom this year.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Ralph's glorious work n' swerve rivals to the great storylines in WWF history. I can see Ralph becoming a top guy on Monday Night Raw. This will be how he's introduced.

 

[Monokuma]

Do these look like the eyes of a man who pulled off a successful op and is having a great time? It's very simple to see he's a broken man who just had to beg the horse not to gallop off.
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Also what is that circle thing in between his eyes? Surgical mark?

It's a dent in his face from the sunglasses he wears all the time.

Basically he's too fat and his sunglasses are pressing into his face.