Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Chorton]

Glad we're discussing the west texas investors club appearance, the whole episode was a trip. If I didn't know Jack, I probably would've thought they gave him the villain edit in the show. In fact, it gave us and the uninformed a complete look at who he really is:

- Being completely in over his head when he's expected to be competent in a cooking competition
- Pretending to be god's gift on earth when he's shown some attention
- Letting people help him and finish what he was meant to complete on his own
- Acting as a giant petulant man-baby and crying when confronted about his intentions on the show
- Deflecting and using his mother's death (and lying) to manipulate the hosts

Years later and nothing has changed much for him, aside from the fact that's down some more brain cells and an arm.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Or you have faggots like Jagoff that got upset it was taking too long and just went home instead.


It's a ketchup based sauce that he's trying to sell to Texans. A group of people that will die on the hill that ketchup based BBQ sauces taste terrible. And... I don't necessarily agree with them as it's an easy quick and dirty sauce you can whip up in like 20 minutes but I get where they're coming from.

Long story short, Jagoff's sauces suck.


To be fair that is true in some parts of the country. There's a Chinese supermarket we head to every so often where they sell bags of chicken legs for like $1.99 a pound. It's crazy cheap.


That's not a bad thing in and of itself.

That’s true, although discharging AMA leaves patients on the hook for the bill, insurance can deny the claim.

I wonder what kind of heart attack it was. STEMI? NSTEMI? Coronary spasm? We will never know. Could be any one of the three. CAS is a silent heart attack. There’s no blockage, and it often is mistaken for indigestion. This is what I mean when I say it’s really easy to ignore things or attribute them to something else entirely. He won’t evade death forever, though.

 

[Guntanator]

Where's Garret been? He's got some explaining to do.

 

[Racist Trash]

So does he have two non functional arms now?

 

[densedance]

I don't know, do we think we get an "Update" video on Youtube anytime soon where he's going to clear shit up or at least explain it? He haven't done that before so I highly doubt it that it's going to happen now.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

He’s alive.

The one time I decide to take a little break from the web, lo and behold, Jack nearly fucking dies. I'm actually glad he didn't die, even with him being a despicable asshole, it's nothing short of a fucking miracle that a morbidly obese, middle aged multiple stroke survivor like Jack managed to live through this. I'm hoping that he will realize he needs to change his habits, both regarding his treatment of others and of his own body. Far healthier people often die from occurrences like this, he either changes for the better now or his odds are grim. Get well soon, Jack!

Grammar and spelling are too coherent. Tammy wrote that.

So far, most people's interactions with Jack have been limited to trolling him on video comments and Facebook groups, and guys like August making videos about his culinary aberrations. Nobody showed up at his house to toss raw chicken meat, rotten eggs and the likes, so the possibility of Tammy pretending he's alive until they can bury him makes little sense. He's probably still recovering from his heart attack and understandably refraining from doing anything but resting, considering what just happened it's nothing short of unexpected. I don't think he will retire after this, an incapacitating stroke would have been far worse!

I'm really glad it looks like he's going to pull through, this is my favourite thread on the forum and I'd genuinely feel the loss.

The Butter Chicken video was just great to watch. One of my favourite bits was when he declared that the price of chicken was so high that he'd go to an 'international store' if he had to.

The worst sin of Jack's, in my view, is with his own son. Considering there are threads for pedophiles, rapists, and other sorts of far worse scum in the farms, I'd say he's actually one of the more harmless cows, his main victims being his family (financially) and himself (with his bacchanalian diet), other than his son which he beat up. I actually believe Jack could redeem himself if he ever woke up and realized how much of an asshole he is! It probably won't happen, even after this episode, but as I said before on this thread: Jack can be compared to a clown, a figure of mockery. Is it funny when Jagoff the Clown makes a fool of himself? Yes, it is. Is it hilarious when he pulls a big, grand video fooling nobody but himself with his "grandiose cooking"? Yes, it is. Is it funny when Jagoff the Clown suffers a heart attack and goes to the ICU? No, it isn't!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm hoping that he will realize he needs to change his habits, both regarding his treatment of others and of his own body. Far healthier people often die from occurrences like this, he either changes for the better now or his odds are grim.

If the first stroke didn't make him realize he needed to change his habits why would a heart attack change things?

Jagoff Scalfatty can't learn from his mistakes which is why he still cooks terrible food.

 

[Bassomatic]

If the first stroke didn't make him realize he needed to change his habits why would a heart attack change things?

Jagoff Scalfatty can't learn from his mistakes which is why he still cooks terrible food.

Let me point out again good Falcon, that was his FIRST stroke. Not the second, third... possible 4th and the beetus HBP etc.

Jack is interesting because he's in some sort of hospice in a way at this point. You get no medical care, just stuff to make it not hurt as you slide from this mortal coil. While someone with cancer might get morphine, Jack chooses Wendys.

He's a coward and knows he will burn in hell for his sins and homosexuality. God punishes those like Jack. God has thrown him a dozen life rafts and Jack was too busy stuffing himself and watching cartoons for toddlers to help himself. Even after say stroke 3, he could have pushed himself and made it to maybe mid 70s? You know meet the grand kids etc. There was perm damage from his acts but he could have gone a lot longer. Now Jacks just fine with it as long as he gets his fixes.

I do wonder, when the lord does take the fat man from us, will he be in the layer of Dante's hell for suicide or mere gluttony? He knows what this will cause and he's such a selfish fuck a handful of french fries are worth more than years of his life. But at the same time you know he's a SUPER Karen to med staff.

 

[Nova Prime]

Just when I thought DSP outlived another one.

 

[JarJar Stinks]

He’s alive.

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This mother fucker is going to out live boogie isn't he. God bless.

 

[ZipDisk]

Reality TV Editor: Holy shit, I don't have to edit the footage or add the waterphone sting at all! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo

I'd actually love it if the hosts who despise sweet ketchup sauce decided to tear jack apart verbally. He doesn't accept even the slightest criticism, so his heart might have exploded right there on camera.

I also think it's neat how we have Schroedinger's Jak right now.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I think its possible that Jack had a heart attack and had to get a blockage opened up in his heart with a stent. Sometimes those people can get discharged within 2-3 days.

The health arc continues...

 

[CompletelyConstipated]

Maybe he would stop being so self-destructive if he came out as the gay man he is... It´s like he is trying to fill some void with food and Jesus. I´m sorry Jack, but that void can only be filled by another mans cock.

 

[yoursavior]

Man I was just a very casual Samurai Ja/ck/ fan, but this Texas competition and him beating his son? Brave new world for me.

 

[Jack of the Lantern II]

Where's Garret been? He's got some explaining to do.

Smoking weed like usual.



Garrett may have actually sold weed to snoop dogg, crazy as that sounds. They worked together on a movie once. Jack must be proud.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Smoking weed like usual.

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Garrett may have actually sold weed to snoop dogg, crazy as that sounds. They worked together on a movie once. Jack must be proud.

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He’s the success that Jack never was…

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He’s the success that Jack never was…

And the worst part is he's stuck with Jagoff Jr instead.

 

[Cryogonal2]

It's quite horrifying how effective modern medicine is with regards to keeping people alive when their body tries to shut down as a result of sheer abuse.

It’s a Jewish scam to suction money from goyim. That’s why there are so many (((Doctors))). They prey on nostalgic goys that can’t let go of their clearly suffering loved ones, and bamboozle them with a touch of religion, while they pick the bones clean of assets, generational wealth, and creation of additional debt that banks, insurance companies, and governments end up paying.

If I ever end up like Jack, put a pillow over my face so the nosebergs don’t get their cut.

Where the hell did this come from?

 

[Randall Fragg]

Where the hell did this come from?

A&N. Sometimes they escape the tard containment facility and sperg about jews in other threads.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Just saw this shit advertised on boomerbook (Myomo), wonder if Jack has considered asking for a sponsorship? Might need two of them now.