Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[SpergioLeonne]

I still don't understand what the point of the "work" is supposed to be. I mean, I know it's just cope but you'd think he'd at least attempt to spin it with some kind of credible narrative. Right now it's legitimately "lol I called my wife a whore and made an international flight turn around and kick me out, and you all thought it was funny! what losers!". Weak even for retard ralph.

He can never get his mind off anyone who criticizes him, and he can never control his arguments to the point where they seem rational.

Like just before this, he went off on stardust about “how many people have seen your pussy spread open,” and Meigh was sitting next to him. The next day or so, he’s ragetweeting about how Meigh’s sister imaginarily swallowed when she buried her head through three feet of gunt and found the Memphis micro.

That’s the context behind “lol this is a work.”

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Personal theory: Meigh is definitely not in Rome.

Ralph’s tweets have almost exclusively shifted to “I am in Rome.” Previously, they were all about “We are going to Rome.”

Plus it’s been said a million times, but Ralph is running around with his thinning hair on fire yelling about a work… but absolutely zero proof of it being a work.

 

[Trans Randy]

Those usually have Lithium-ion batteries in them, correct? Are those allowed in carry-on luggage?

The picture is old and from his Atlantic City trip, not from "Rome".

 

[Hüftpriester]

I'd like to reiterate, there's no way this dumb bitch went from autistically reciting some lines from I, Claudius to refusing to appear on camera in Rome. She is WAY too much of an attention whore for that. Ralph must've really done a number on her the past week or so.

The real J Caesar never would've treated his beloved Asturcus so poorly. Maybe while Ralph is over there, the Italians can teach him how to properly care for his horse.

 

[MeltyTW]

He can never get his mind off anyone who criticizes him, and he can never control his arguments to the point where they seem rational.

Like just before this, he went off on stardust about “how many people have seen your pussy spread open,” and Meigh was sitting next to him. The next day or so, he’s ragetweeting about how Meigh’s sister imaginarily swallowed when she buried her head through three feet of gunt and found the Memphis micro.

That’s the context behind “lol this is a work.”

Yeah Ralph's broken to the point his motivations are legit more just the random results of sloshing chemicals in what might still be able to generously be called a brain. Him ranting about ralphamania improving race relations made even pantsu visibly shocked. He's a demented wet brain fool

 

[disavow]

Maybe while Ralph is over there, the Italians can teach him how to properly care for his horse.

Run her for Senate.

 

[Hungry Wes Borland]

I'm team Rome Alone. He's too sleep deprived, pilled out, and drunk to really think through what he's doing in a serious way. Just wasted, trying to save face somehow.

If it's a work, you don't tell people in the middle "hey, this is a work." That's just not how works work.

 

[BSV]

If Ralph wanted to take a picture of Meigh and Rozy he would, regardless of her objections. So either he can't because she's not there, or he's pretending she's not there so later on he can reveal she is and epically own the aylawgs. These are the ONLY two explanations.

She may be sleeping with her baby in the hotel room. Not something I would find unreasonable after an 8 hour flight to another country with your infant child. Not saying that is the only explanation but I am open to that possibility as well.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I'd like to reiterate, there's no way this dumb bitch went from autistically reciting some lines from I, Claudius to refusing to appear on camera in Rome. She is WAY too much of an attention whore for that. Ralph must've really done a number on her the past week or so.

The real J Caesar never would've treated his beloved Asturcus so poorly. Maybe while Ralph is over there, the Italians can teach him how to properly care for his horse.

Come on, he’s upgraded to Inceltatus

 

[OuroSoros]

Personal theory: Meigh is definitely not in Rome.

Ralph’s tweets have almost exclusively shifted to “I am in Rome.” Previously, they were all about “We are going to Rome.”

Plus it’s been said a million times, but Ralph is running around with his thinning hair on fire yelling about a work… but absolutely zero proof of it being a work.

Yeah the only Interesting piece of evidence is the email that shows Pantsu and harry have been in contact, but what's weird about that is he only shows the one email... Surely their is more to the conversation then Harry just emailing pantsu one time. Why not leak all the emails and show us how brilliant your "work" really is? My guess is ralph decided to snoop pantsus email account after she left to see if she had been talking to her dad behind his back and the answer is yes.

 

[Ersatz]

I still don't understand what the point of the "work" is supposed to be. I mean, I know it's just cope but you'd think he'd at least attempt to spin it with some kind of credible narrative. Right now it's legitimately "lol I called my wife a whore and made an international flight turn around and kick me out, and you all thought it was funny! what losers!". Weak even for retard ralph.

That is actually a pro ralphamale move, being a nuisance in public is a classic way to assert your dominance. In this case that flight was actually full of aylawgs (who have just been owned)

 

[Woyzeck]

She may be sleeping with her baby in the hotel room. Not something I would find unreasonable after an 8 hour flight to another country with your infant child. Not saying that is the only explanation but I am open to that possibility as well.

Well maybe she never even existed at all, Faith just lost a hundred lbs and had facial reconstruction surgery. Vickers and Harry similarly are the same man but he loves Ralph and views him as another son, all of this has been a 3 year work! Anything is possible if you're retarded enough to believe it!

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

She may be sleeping with her baby in the hotel room. Not something I would find unreasonable after an 8 hour flight to another country with your infant child. Not saying that is the only explanation but I am open to that possibility as well.

This is a convicted revenge pornographer that threatened to release revenge porn on his whore wife—you think he cares about her sleeping or any objections? Especially to ‘own da ayylogs?’

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

You Alogs need to just accept that you were owned by Ralph's epic work! He and May got to play an amazing prank on all of you and now you're all sitting around with your dicks in your hands. Now they can kick back, relax, and enjoy their time together in Rome.

Wait...May doesn't want to have her picture taken all of a sudden? Strange, she doesn't usually have reservations about this kind of stuff. Used to be she'd jump at the chance to appear on camera. And if she genuinely doesn't want to be on camera right now because she's tired, Ralph didn't need to say that preemptively on Twitter. He could've just enjoyed his trip and then posted the pics at his convenience so that his detractors worked themselves up over nothing. Strange...

Aaaah, but I'm sure it's nothing. Ralph would NEVER be the type to string along his partner and force them to pose for the camera and reassure his followers that everything's fine! Like that time after the revenge porn tape with Faith was posted, and she immediately filmed a video to clear the air...

Oh wait...that turned out to be something he forced Faith to do, and he lied to her about the circumstances of the tape being uploaded so that she'd make that video. Oh geez, that's not a good example...um...oh I know! Nora! His breakup with Nora was nothing but civil! No gaslighting or underhanded shit happened while that was going down...

Wait a minute, that's right...he offered to pay her to appear on the Killstream during the divorce proceedings to assure his fans everything was fine...hmmm...

You know, on reflection, Ralph is an untrustworthy wigger who can't be counted on to tell the truth about things that have been objectively caught on film, like him being shorter than 5'10" or having a small dick, and he's been caught lying on things way smaller than this, so maybe no one should take anything the pig says at face value.

 

[Hüftpriester]

He's already pretty wasted (about 4pm Rome time) so not even sundown yet. Spastically trying to book Destiny on the killreport while on a 2 day vacation? Sounds like a great time....

Nothing makes him feel better than getting asspats from his ballwashers on the internet. Not even looking into the lopsided eyes of his horsebride.

T/A

 

[Olórin of Hype]

I don't believe that Harry being silent is indicative that Meigh isn't there.
As many other kiwis have already said, gunt could have struck some sort of bargain to not release horse porn if show feets stays quiet.

I just don't see where Harry and the horse stand to gain anything by agreeing to any deal Ralph puts on the table.
But I can understand the theory; it would apply to any normal human. But we're dealing with the most extreme cases of White Trash in human history.
I can't accept that both Harry and Amanda would stay quiet because of n00dz. Who does that protect? Just Ralph. Next to no one cares about what the horse looks like naked.

 

[Procrastinhater]

She may be sleeping with her baby in the hotel room. Not something I would find unreasonable after an 8 hour flight to another country with your infant child. Not saying that is the only explanation but I am open to that possibility as well.

Bruh.
If thats the case why not say that?
Why not one single pic just to show those damn dirty trolls?
Its just completely out of character from the Ralph we know, first he posts an old pic from before the flight claiming it was all a "work" then an old pic from Atlantic City for some reason, now he's taking pictures alone and claiming its because "May said no more pics" and the Gunt for the first time ever decided to respect that?
You know if he had stabled the horse again the first thing he would do would be smug posting with her and Cozy.tv Rozy to own the Aylaawgs.
If this was any other normal human being I'd say what you're saying is reasonable, but this is fucking Ralph lol.
If she was there he would be rubbing it in "the hayders" faces.
The only thing that makes sense if she is there is he beat her so badly for running he can't show her on camera yet.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Harry being silent is the loudest voice of all here. After watching all the dust settle as it has, I have a sneaking suspicion that Ralph is going to be met with the police on his return to the US.

If May is actually in Rochester now and Ralph is just lying through his teeth which would be no surprise, then the first thing Harry and May would need to do is file as many RO’s / Protection Orders for May, Rozy and the rest of the family. Essentially build their entire defense system in preparation for his return.

If she actually left him she needs to be talking to lawyers and police the next few days spilling everything in order to make sure he can’t hurt her or try to take Rozy.

I can’t see Harry being this quiet if he had done anything but succeeded in getting May and Rozy home and had begun preparing to wage a new form of war.

 

[heathercho]

She may be sleeping with her baby in the hotel room. Not something I would find unreasonable after an 8 hour flight to another country with your infant child. Not saying that is the only explanation but I am open to that possibility as well.

May is fucking retarded, so I'm going to err on the side of her being in Rome. She can fight in the country of her ancestors like a true Italian Stallion, it's not like Italy hasn't seen it before.

I just think her running away to friends in NY/ a shelter is pure fantasy. She's not that kind of person. She's the kind of person who sucks dick cheese off of a troon, until an alcoholic ragepig comes along and "saves" her....then promptly lets him put a baby in her.

People don't magically become noble and good because they have children.

 

[proangelwhangs]

Ralph is actually a genius character actor. You are all going to look so silly when he does the big reveal. Any day now.