Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Jesus christ, what a faggot. He's just coping and seething so hard about missing his cock at this point. He's just hiding it by shitposting like this, but every tweet today has been some cringe thing coping with no longer having his dick.
If I willingly cut my cock off and sentenced myself to an existence forever dickless I'd also be coping, seething and perhaps dilating
 
Lucas my man, you're hitting your 30s. Your metabolism will only slow down more, your hair will thin more, your recovery from injury and exertion will take longer, your organs that you've been pumping full of chemicals, will be less and less able to filter stuff. You already look like a middle aged fat man and you've yet to begin experiencing the ravages of age. Can you imagine how bad it will be in 5 years with your current sedentary, bad diet, drug abuse lifestyle? I can. It's pretty funny.
 
From the Jan 28 late night chillin stream, around 1:44:26 in:

keffals: "I FOUND LIKE MOST OF MY BIGGEST DONORS ARE OLDER WOMEN WHO ARE DEFINITELY LIKE SUGAR MOMMYING ME"

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A typical keffals "sugar mommy". More like "diabetes dad" if you ask me.
 
Apologies if someone already got this but I check this thread pretty often and don't recall seeing it here.
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Should this actually happen I suspect it will be very funny given how much Haz has a history of just screaming and insulting wokes.
The whole "who was worse between Hitler and Stalin" shit is dumb and can be answered with a single sentence:

Hitler was a better person than Stalin because he killed Hitler.
 
From the Jan 28 late night chillin stream, around 1:44:26 in:

keffals: "I FOUND LIKE MOST OF MY BIGGEST DONORS ARE OLDER WOMEN WHO ARE DEFINITELY LIKE SUGAR MOMMYING ME"

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A typical keffals "sugar mommy". More like "diabetes dad" if you ask me.
No offense but Mike Duggan, the current mayor of Detroit, have a better look than "diabetes dad".
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From the Jan 28 late night chillin stream, around 1:44:26 in:

keffals: "I FOUND LIKE MOST OF MY BIGGEST DONORS ARE OLDER WOMEN WHO ARE DEFINITELY LIKE SUGAR MOMMYING ME"

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A typical keffals "sugar mommy". More like "diabetes dad" if you ask me.
More like colhesterol cuck, since he look like a fucking egg.
 
Summary of the 29th January Late Night Multi stream
Not happening! I'm not even sorry.
Fuck it, I'll do it. Most of the time I find that the only notable things happen in the first 1 hour and last 40 minutes of a stream like a reverse sandwich the middle is just filler/padding, which this stream seemed to be as well as there was about 5 hours watching a Hogwarts Legacy video in mostly silence.
I'm trying a new format which includes actually clipping video so it's more easily digestible and is actually proof. If people prefer this format I'll probably continue with it. [Archive of Stream]

Keffals really finds calling people retarded funny

Keffals decides to ask their chat if they're retarded and finds this hilarious

Keffals responds to further criticism of the word retard and laughs manicly at it's mention, brushes off criticism and admits to being ableist (1.5x Speed as it's kind of long to get to the point if not)

At the end of the stream 8 hours later Xanderhal comes on stream and Keffals jokes about pressing a "Retard button" and says no-one will find this to clip it because none of the "haters" watch, in the words of Colonel Sanders "Well folks, Momma's wrong again!"


Finally, Keffals laughs at a young Jewish lady explaining how she'd lost family in the Holocaust and criticising Keffals for posting that stuff on Holocaust Remembrance Day, Keffals finds this hilarious

Keffals revealed how much a month their rent is

This conveniently is the same price as a months rental in the luxury apartment complex, so $28,812 a year in rent confirmed
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Keffals also announced that a Vice News crew had visited the apartment and there's going to be a Vice Mini Documentary in the first quarter of 2023

That's about it, tell me if this is more useful than the simple write up format.
 
Fuck it, I'll do it. Most of the time I find that the only notable things happen in the first 1 hour and last 40 minutes of a stream like a reverse sandwich the middle is just filler/padding, which this stream seemed to be as well as there was about 5 hours watching a Hogwarts Legacy video in mostly silence.
I'm trying a new format which includes actually clipping video so it's more easily digestible and is actually proof. If people prefer this format I'll probably continue with it. [Archive of Stream]

Keffals really finds calling people retarded funny
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Keffals decides to ask their chat if they're retarded and finds this hilarious
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Keffals responds to further criticism of the word retard and laughs manicly at it's mention, brushes off criticism and admits to being ableist (1.5x Speed as it's kind of long to get to the point if not)
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At the end of the stream 8 hours later Xanderhal comes on stream and Keffals jokes about pressing a "Retard button" and says no-one will find this to clip it because none of the "haters" watch, in the words of Colonel Sanders "Well folks, Momma's wrong again!"

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Finally, Keffals laughs at a young Jewish lady explaining how she'd lost family in the Holocaust and criticising Keffals for posting that stuff on Holocaust Remembrance Day, Keffals finds this hilarious
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Keffals revealed how much a month their rent is
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This conveniently is the same price as a months rental in the luxury apartment complex, so $28,812 a year in rent confirmed
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Keffals also announced that a Vice News crew had visited the apartment and there's going to be a Vice Mini Documentary in the first quarter of 2023

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That's about it, tell me if this is more useful than the simple write up format.
He jumps up and down while laughing like an actual retard.
 
Fuck it, I'll do it. Most of the time I find that the only notable things happen in the first 1 hour and last 40 minutes of a stream like a reverse sandwich the middle is just filler/padding, which this stream seemed to be as well as there was about 5 hours watching a Hogwarts Legacy video in mostly silence.
I'm trying a new format which includes actually clipping video so it's more easily digestible and is actually proof. If people prefer this format I'll probably continue with it. [Archive of Stream]

Keffals really finds calling people retarded funny
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Keffals decides to ask their chat if they're retarded and finds this hilarious
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Keffals responds to further criticism of the word retard and laughs manicly at it's mention, brushes off criticism and admits to being ableist (1.5x Speed as it's kind of long to get to the point if not)
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At the end of the stream 8 hours later Xanderhal comes on stream and Keffals jokes about pressing a "Retard button" and says no-one will find this to clip it because none of the "haters" watch, in the words of Colonel Sanders "Well folks, Momma's wrong again!"

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Finally, Keffals laughs at a young Jewish lady explaining how she'd lost family in the Holocaust and criticising Keffals for posting that stuff on Holocaust Remembrance Day, Keffals finds this hilarious
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Keffals revealed how much a month their rent is
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This conveniently is the same price as a months rental in the luxury apartment complex, so $28,812 a year in rent confirmed
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Keffals also announced that a Vice News crew had visited the apartment and there's going to be a Vice Mini Documentary in the first quarter of 2023

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That's about it, tell me if this is more useful than the simple write up format.
First of all, @Punished Neco , goddamn you are a real trooper for this. I tried to go through this VOD but could not make it 30 mins without wanting to troon out and join the 41% myself.

He's so getting cancelled for this again. Lefties hate the word retarded like actual retards. They call it the r-word, which is confusing, as they use it for rape as well.

Also, Lucas his laugh gives me nightmares. It sounds so unsettling, he should be selling it to movie studio's if they need a evil creepy laugh.
 
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Lucas has some real inspirational followers.
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For example, this fat tranny who just might legitimately be one of the most autogynephilic I've ever seen.
Was he already naked or did he take out his clothes on purpose for that shit??????
Lucas is an insecure autogynephile, of course he intentionally stripped naked to film that video for attention. He wants to force as many people as possible to see him naked. He's a voyeuristic coombrain, which is no doubt why he did porn before and after transitioning.

He also wants to control how people see him too, which is why this thread and his archived fart findom machete porn is such a brutal injury to his ego.
All that doesn't agree is their enemy, even trans people loooool

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He's getting trashed even by trannies
Lucas gets objectively more violent messages directly sent to him on Twitter, but apparently KF needed to be taken down because users here made fun of his weight one too many times.
BadBunny (she goes by KiraChats these days) is a fellow Twitch Partner.

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The CEO of Tranny Faggots is enjoying YouTube's more permissive TOS.

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Here's the moment Keffals rushes back into the room to turn off the stream.

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>Lucas trying to do Youtube commentary type callout videos on other streamers
>Lucas calling any other living person on Earth a "liar", "grifter" or "manipulator"

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Fuck it, I'll do it. Most of the time I find that the only notable things happen in the first 1 hour and last 40 minutes of a stream like a reverse sandwich the middle is just filler/padding, which this stream seemed to be as well as there was about 5 hours watching a Hogwarts Legacy video in mostly silence.
I'm trying a new format which includes actually clipping video so it's more easily digestible and is actually proof. If people prefer this format I'll probably continue with it. [Archive of Stream]

Keffals really finds calling people retarded funny
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Keffals decides to ask their chat if they're retarded and finds this hilarious
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Keffals responds to further criticism of the word retard and laughs manicly at it's mention, brushes off criticism and admits to being ableist (1.5x Speed as it's kind of long to get to the point if not)
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Lucas is the same caliber of looney troon as the commentary community's Jadyn/Jalyn, who've grown up spending their youth as a teenage boy demeaning women and calling people the n-word and other slurs willy nilly until they trooned out. Now they want to have their cake and eat it too, calling other minority groups slurs while punishing people who dare to say the word "tranny".

Lucas's freakout on Stardust sounded like the typical bile you'd hear from a squeaker 15 years ago.
 
Lucas my man, you're hitting your 30s. Your metabolism will only slow down more, your hair will thin more, your recovery from injury and exertion will take longer, your organs that you've been pumping full of chemicals, will be less and less able to filter stuff. You already look like a middle aged fat man and you've yet to begin experiencing the ravages of age. Can you imagine how bad it will be in 5 years with your current sedentary, bad diet, drug abuse lifestyle? I can. It's pretty funny.
A lot of that decline can be slowed down a good deal through healthy living. You know, stuff like getting a healthy amount of sleep every night (there's a reason evening and night shift jobs usually pay more), eating your veggies, getting some sunlight and exercise on the regular, not injecting a ton of HRT into your body, fucking up a delicate balance of hormones that govern all sorts of shit... oh.

First of all, @Punished Neco , goddamn you are a real trooper for this. I tried to go through this VOD but could not make it 30 mins without wanting to troon out and join the 41% myself.

He's so getting cancelled for this again. Lefties hate the word retarded like actual retards. They call it the r-word, which is confusing, as they use it for rape as well.

Also, Lucas his laugh gives me nightmares. It sounds so unsettling, he should be selling it to movie studio's if they need a evil creepy laugh.
Fun fact: the edgelord left like Chapo hates their easily triggered fans who hold a twitter struggle session whenever one of them calls someone a retard or a pussy or bald (muh looksism) or whatever. No receipts on hand but they've gotten shit for it and they've gotten even more shit for liking tweets shitting on their fanbase and subreddit.

Rate me optimistic but I'm really hoping for a nuclear scale chimpout from him over accusations of ableism or antisemitism or some shit like that soon.
 
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