Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[BSV]

But what about the fact that a public blow up on Ralph’s part directed at Amanda is what started all this? Granted, Ralph claims it was trolling, but certainly it’s not “weird” to theorize that this could be a cover story. Especially considering he admits to being thrown off the plane and the only photo of the two of them precedes the supposed troll. I’ll grant you that it is, of course, speculation. However, it’s hardly baseless speculation.

The only thing I've said is that she is probably with him in Rome. It's most definitely a cover story. At least to some degree. This wasn't pre planned. The baseless speculation is saying that she isn't there because she doesn't want to be photographed. The next logical thing going from there is that she have to be hiding somewhere to cover for ralph. Does that make any sense what so ever?

 

[Measured Kong]

The only thing I've said is that she is probably with him in Rome. It's most definitely a cover story. At least to some degree. This wasn't pre planned. The baseless speculation is saying that she isn't there because she doesn't want to be photographed. The next logical thing going from there is that she have to be hiding somewhere to cover for ralph. Does that make any sense what so ever?

I haven’t seen anyone suggest that May would have to be in hiding. What @Null said early in the thread was that they worked it out privately, but that doesn’t really necessitate them being together. Why would she need to go into hiding to cover for Ralph, exactly? Wherever she and the baby are, Rome or otherwise, it’s not like there’s a very high chance of the podawful alog army throwing her into a van and driving away. What did you mean by that?

 

[Hüftpriester]

Yesterday before Ralph came out with his cope, I said this had the makings of a good psychological thriller. It was like Escape from New York meets Cape Fear. Now you throw in the element of international intrigue and you have a real blockbuster on your hands. Do we have any screenwriters here? This is a riveting storyline.

I'm not joking, someone should make this into a movie.

 

[Zilch]

The baseless speculation is saying that she isn't there because she doesn't want to be photographed. The next logical thing going from there is that she have to be hiding somewhere to cover for ralph. Does that make any sense what so ever?

Or she doesn't want his audience of groypers harassing her for running of with the baby.
Or he changed the passwords to her socials and she doesn't have access

Idk. There's nothing concrete either way. But there are reasons other than protecting Ralph's fragile ego for her silence.

 

[Jack Awful]

The only thing I've said is that she is probably with him in Rome. It's most definitely a cover story. At least to some degree. This wasn't pre planned. The baseless speculation is saying that she isn't there because she doesn't want to be photographed. The next logical thing going from there is that she have to be hiding somewhere to cover for ralph. Does that make any sense what so ever?

I don't think Ralph respects her privacy enough to not post a photo to "own" the a-logs.

Plus, he could take a photo of Rozy instead.

 

[Booby Jones]

I don't think Ralph respects her privacy enough to not post a photo to "own" the a-logs.

Plus, he could take a photo of Rozy instead.

I'd be more inclined to believe it if Seethan said "I'm not lettin pantseeew appear on camera anymore"
But for him to say she made a new rule? Shenanigans

 

[Beef Elemental]

I haven’t seen anyone suggest that May would have to be in hiding. What @Null said early in the thread was that they worked it out privately, but that doesn’t really necessitate them being together. Why would she need to go into hiding to cover for Ralph, exactly? Wherever she and the baby are, Rome or otherwise, it’s not like there’s a very high chance of the podawful alog army throwing her into a van and driving away. What did you mean by that?

Nobody who isn't a delusional schizo like Ralph is actually afraid of ayylogs. It's the groypers that May should be worried about. Look what happened to anyone who runs afoul of them - Jaden, Simon, Harry, Stardust. Then apart from the sociopathic zoomers with their swattings you have actual methed-out psychopaths like Big Tech and Paul Town who fantasize about murdering people they disagree with online. It's a gay mafia that you can never leave.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Yesterday before Ralph came out with his cope, I said this had the makings of a good psychological thriller. It was like Escape from New York meets Cape Fear. Now you throw in the element of international intrigue and you have a real blockbuster on your hands. Do we have any screenwriters here? This is a riveting storyline.

I'm not joking, someone should make this into a movie.

If you wrote that and tried to sell it as a movie, people would call it too unbelievable. A common Ralphamale W.

 

[Truly Rural]

 

[SargonF00t]

That's practically the case for everything though. Same reason he had to holler over Dispatch all fuckin' day, same reason he couldn't self-censor and refused to not say the n-word, same reason he's tacitly admitted to raping Alice, same reason he had to cope with Dingo over the phone about his Memphis micro, same reason he had to tell Gator that he's a white nigger and will avoid child support, same reason he also told Gator that he was fucking black hookers in Vegas.

The man just cannot keep his mouth shut.

Do you or anyone else have a link to where this discussion about his baby dick happened?

 

[Olórin of Hype]

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This is beautiful. Someone should spill soup on it.

 

[SargonF00t]

The amount of sexual deviance she and Ralph engaged in together is enough for this to be a game of mutually assured destruction. If there really was a break up, Meigh is going to keep quiet about their sordid proclivities, criminal or not.

If Meigh were to maybe lie and say that Ralph loved being pegged, and he got Meigh to do that to him every night, most people would believe it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Do you or anyone else have a link to where this discussion about his baby dick happened?

Whoever replies for the love of God spoiler that shit. Thank you.

 

[The Big Black Ass of God]

I can't wait for Ralph's next EPIC werk where he lies about getting mugged by gypsies and shitting his pants.
Everyone will believe it and feel so owned.

 

[BSV]

I don't think Ralph respects her privacy enough to not post a photo to "own" the a-logs.

Plus, he could take a photo of Rozy instead.

Absence of Evidence does not mean Evidence of Absence. Just be patient the truth will come out in due time.

 

[Jack Awful]

Absence of Evidence does not mean Evidence of Absence. Just be patient the truth will come out in due time.

Agreed, it's speculation on my part

 

[Fareal]

 

[MeltyTW]

Absence of Evidence does not mean Evidence of Absence. Just be patient the truth will come out in due time.

Half the fun of the gunt board is egging Ethan on to do dumb things by speculating on just how pathetic he is though. That's like the entire formula

 

[Hüftpriester]

The fact that Ralph isn't posting pictures or IRL content tells you everything you need to know. Something weird is going on. Here's my best guess:

- Ralph completely degrades himself at JFK airport in the early hours of 1/29/23 after he was kicked off a flight for being a pigman. Meigh gallops off in an uber. Ralph threatens her on twitter but deletes the tweets once he realizes she's coming back.
- After hours groveling, Meigh agrees to go to Rome but her spirit is completely broken. She sleeps most of the flight while Ralph picks fights with randos on twitter and continues to push his weird cope narrative.
- They land in Rome. Meigh is still pissed at Ralph. Ralph goes out drinking by himself, posts 2 photos accompanied by the most delusional cope yet: Meigh is completely fine and for the first time in her life, she doesn't want to be on the Internet. That's right, aylawgs. The biggest attention whore in the sektur doesn't want any attention while she's on a lifestyle flex vacation. LOL
- Ralph passes out from day drinking/xanax/jetlag/general exhaustion from having to beg his horse not to leave the day prior. He could very well sleep for the next 12 hours.

That's the best I have for now. I hope Ralph proves me wrong and starts posting photos of him and Meigh smiling in museums and restaurants. That is the reason they're on vacation, after all.

 

[Markorian]

Because there has been some speculation as to whether May and Rozy were on the first flight with Ralph where he was kicked off (and also speculation that they could have remained on the flight without him), I reached back out to the passenger who complained to Delta on Twitter, and she confirmed that Amanda and Rozy were escorted off the plane with Ralph that night.

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Damn, there went my main theory that Ralph was too drunk and high to realize they didn't leave the plane with him, and went into ragepig mode when he couldn't find them. Doesn't entirely rule out something similar like Meigh taking off for a couple hours to have some time to cool off after that, and Ralph overreacting in a drunken stupor though.