Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[MeltyTW]

You must have forgotten Pantsu has requested no photos of her in Rome be posted, and her privacy respecter husband has obliged his whore (not wife).

I assumed if that was real that ralph of course ignored it

 

[Truly Rural]

Traffic laws in Rome may as well not exist.
He wouldn't have gotten any useable pictures from a cab.

If Ralph rented a car and drove around Rome for a day by the end of the week Rome would regulate their traffic. Thankfully he is too broke to afford to rent.

 

[Pork Packer]

This little piggy went to Lisbon
This little piggy went to Rome
This little piggy lost his horse wife
This little piggys now alone
And this little piggy went...
REEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Like a gunted little gnome

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's been a while since the nightfall in Rome. I expect all tourist tours are long finished for the day. Ralph is either sleeping and will wake up as sober as he gets and go to experience night life in Rome, or is shitfaced drunk being kicked out of bars violently.

Wonder if he is in touch with May at all.

Oh, he’s on a balcony over looking the city, holding May and telling her that not wanting any of her photos posted might be making him look like a pathetic cuck alone in Rome, but respecting her wishes and privacy is far more important to him than proving anything to people online. It’s the new Ralphamale, swallowing whore respecter way, and he’s sticking to it darn it.

 

[Spudnik]

Imagine being so buck-broken you listen to a women. Couldn't be me!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Oh, he’s on a balcony over looking the city, holding May and telling her that not wanting any of her photos posted might be making him look like a pathetic cuck alone in Rome, but respecting her wishes and privacy is far more important to him than proving anything to people online. It’s the new Ralphamale, swallowing whore respecter way, and he’s sticking to it darn it.

Don’t forget complimenting her on her I Claudius monologue

 

[Pork Packer]

Oh, he’s on a balcony over looking the city, holding May and telling her that not wanting any of her photos posted might be making him look like a pathetic cuck alone in Rome, but respecting her wishes and privacy is far more important to him than proving anything to people online. It’s the new Ralphamale, swallowing whore respecter way, and he’s sticking to it darn it.

The RalphaNuMale has awoken

 

[Kaiser Koenig]

Hope this is real, HAHAHA.

@Null should have this song autoplay for the ralph threads when the divorce goes through.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

@Null should have this song autoplay for the ralph threads when the divorce goes through.

I vote for Vladimir Visotsky’s “Capricious Horses”

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It’s been 3 hours since Ethan last tweeted while picking fights with alogs on Twitter while drunk.

Did he get his ass wrecked again and is he in the hospital?

That settles it. They were all abducted by aliens. Has to be it.

[Somebody new in chat tomorrow: "Wait, I thought they were abducted by aliens?"]:

 

[PickaTopTier]

 

[Niggernerd]

If someone decks him at the coliseum. It'll be Olde kino

 

[Olórin of Hype]

If someone decks him at the coliseum. It'll be Olde kino

Where is the Cog Watch? Does anyone know if Cog is enroute to the Gunturian's hidey hole?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Sitting around fighting with Kengle on Twitter sure looks like a fun vacation activity.

 

[Pork Packer]

If someone decks him at the coliseum. It'll be Olde kino

The spirits of Ancient Rome will rise from the depths upon the desecration of his unclean presence on the Colosseum and Shartacus shall meet the same fate as Spartacus by their hands

 

[Measured Kong]

Ralph got to drunk got thrown off a plane, sperged out on twitter and took a flight the next day. If it's gunt guarding saying that amanda is with him and his probably not alone in Rome. Then so be it. That would be what makes sense to me. I do think it's plenty of weird theories here. Plots that doesn't make any sense. That is just self evident reading this thread.

But what about the fact that a public blow up on Ralph’s part directed at Amanda is what started all this? Granted, Ralph claims it was trolling, but certainly it’s not “weird” to theorize that this could be a cover story. Especially considering he admits to being thrown off the plane and the only photo of the two of them precedes the supposed troll. I’ll grant you that it is, of course, speculation. However, it’s hardly baseless speculation.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I’ll grant you that it is, of course, speculation. However, it’s hardly baseless speculation.

He already has form. He desperately tried to act like Faith was still around long after she ran back home to daddy because he couldn't bear the embarrassment of being outfoxed by an unhinged teenage girl.

 

[NicoFountaine]

If someone decks him at the coliseum. It'll be Olde kino

Porcus delenda est

 

[Anne Hyroe]

The half of his shit Harry Morris didn't destroy.

I want to see a world in which May inherits Sandra’s ashes in the divorce.

It’s 2023 and he’s gunt guarding for clout, trying to get on cozy or find subscribers or some shit along those lines.

He’s too pathetic to pay attention to and never has evidence or an interesting take on anything he says. It’s just pure gunt guard

It’s not even that (pathetic but) understandable. He’s 100% pure schizo; this Sektur’s Reformed Stoic.

Because there has been some speculation as to whether May and Rozy were on the first flight with Ralph where he was kicked off (and also speculation that they could have remained on the flight without him), I reached back out to the passenger who complained to Delta on Twitter, and she confirmed that Amanda and Rozy were escorted off the plane with Ralph that night.

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Do we know what day she’s returning? Imagine the twitter meltdown (possibly on both sides) if they attempt to catch the same flight back.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I want to see a world in which May inherits Sandra’s ashes in the divorce.

In a comedy of errors, Null is going to end up receiving a Ziploc bag full of ashes without any context to it.