Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph's inability to shut up is always what does him in. And tonight's stream was no exception.

So here's the real timeline, from what I can piece together: they got separated while he was arguing with the cops. Perhaps May got angry and took off to a hotel without him. He starts tweeting about her, goes to the Dead Poet Irish pub, tweets more, has a phone call with Amanda's mom, eventually finds out where Amanda is, deletes his tweets, goes to the hotel and leaves his luggage behind at the bar.

The "it was a work" was just a bullshit cover story for him flipping his shit after she went missing. As we knew all along.

Ralph claimed that after being separated by the cops, they reunited within 5 minutes and got a hotel.

But he also said he took a taxi to a bar and forgot his bags there.

It's a long ride to that bar from JFK.



His story makes no sense.

Likely they separated, Ralph headed to the bar to send those tweets, and May went to a hotel.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Asking for expert opinions: will May and Rozy's presence in Rome suck the joy out of whatever nigh-on-inevitable beating Ralph finds himself on the receiving end of this time? For me, what made both trysts in Portugal so amusing was Ralph's insistence on visiting alone while May and the baby were back in America.

Has the grease caked pleading of a basic white bitch, and the cries of a nearby toddler ever stopped a world star moment from being funny?

 

[InFO Digger]

Former DSP mod and wet blanket. He’s here holding an invisible mop and making sure we don’t rile the hawg up too much

A wannabe janny who can't read forum rules, wonderful.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph claimed that after being separated by the cops, they reunited within 5 minutes and got a hotel.

But he also said he took a taxi to a bar and forgot his bags there.

It's a long ride to that bar from JFK.

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His story makes no sense.

Likely they separated, Ralph headed to the bar to send those tweets, and May went to a hotel.

Mega power level, but I accepted a quest to drive a fellow to JFK one time, and on a Sunday night it took two hours to get across town and all the way to Long Island and the airport. If there was any traffic, 30 minutes is hilariously optimistic.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Ralph's inability to shut up is always what does him in. And tonight's stream was no exception.

This is why Ralph needs to go to the SB. We all know the outcome, Ralph will run his mouth and proceed to get his shit pushed in by an Eagles fan.

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A


So if this is true, it shows how much confidence Ralph has in beloved wife. His first thought was that she took the child and ran for her life. His second thought was (to get to the bar) to call her a whore. May now knows first hand what happens the moment she does something (or Ralph imagines it) he doesn't like. She is immediately a Morris Whore. Til then he is a self proclaimed loving husband.

T / A

 

[Gonzales]

T / A
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So if this is true, it shows how much confidence Ralph has in beloved wife. His first thought was that she took the child and ran for her life. His second thought was (to get to the bar) to call her a whore. May now knows first hand what happens the moment she does something (or Ralph imagines it) he doesn't like. She is immediately a Morris Whore. Til then he is a self proclaimed loving husband.

T / A

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It makes it a lot funnier if there was no actual fight and he just didn't know where she'd wandered off to for a bit.
And I hope to hell Harry is right, 5 or 6 more of these episodes will make for a lovely season of ralpha content.

 

[PaladinBoo]

T / A
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So if this is true, it shows how much confidence Ralph has in beloved wife. His first thought was that she took the child and ran for her life. His second thought was (to get to the bar) to call her a whore. May now knows first hand what happens the moment she does something (or Ralph imagines it) he doesn't like. She is immediately a Morris Whore. Til then he is a self proclaimed loving husband.

T / A

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I like how Harry is looking at this through the lens of a realist. He is right. It is going to take a few more events like this for May to reach her breaking point and leave. Question is, will Ralph speed run it?

 

[TJBirish]

This resembles an early rehearsal photo from a Royal Shakespeare Company production of King Lear.

More like King Leer.

 

[chudbere]

Crossposting this both here and to Harry's thread. First, he has broken his Twitter silence and chimed in on the timeline I suggested.

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Secondly, he replied to me in Twitter DMs and asked me to pass along this message to everyone who has shown him support.



So there you have it, he wants to thank everyone for their support and says he will pass on any good news (if it happens) in the future, but for now he and his family are "closing the silo doors" and moving on with their lives as best they can. For my part I can say my prayers are with his family and I hope they are reunited with their granddaughter some day.

 

[MeltyTW]

I wonder if she got to there on the same plane, or why she changed her mind about being shy all of the sudden

She changed her mind when ralph made it clear he'd be glad she left if the alogs are allowed to mock him without a rebuttal selfie and that we mean more to him than she ever will.

Crossposting this both here and to Harry's thread. First, he has broken his Twitter silence and chimed in on the timeline I suggested.
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Secondly, he replied to me in Twitter DMs and asked me to pass along this message to everyone who has shown him support.

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So there you have it, he wants to thank everyone for their support and says he will pass on any good news (if it happens) in the future, but for now he and his family are "closing the silo doors" and moving on with their lives as best they can. For my part I can say my prayers are with his family and I hope they are reunited with their granddaughter some day.

Harry is so based, it's actually pretty humbling

 

[Blitzsneed]

Crossposting this both here and to Harry's thread. First, he has broken his Twitter silence and chimed in on the timeline I suggested.
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Secondly, he replied to me in Twitter DMs and asked me to pass along this message to everyone who has shown him support.

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So there you have it, he wants to thank everyone for their support and says he will pass on any good news (if it happens) in the future, but for now he and his family are "closing the silo doors" and moving on with their lives as best they can. For my part I can say my prayers are with his family and I hope they are reunited with their granddaughter some day.

The horse was just disowned. Have fun, Meigh. I hope it was worth it. It won't be soon.
Wishing the best for Morris, this was a right decision. As painful as it is.

 

[Gonzales]

Crossposting this both here and to Harry's thread. First, he has broken his Twitter silence and chimed in on the timeline I suggested.
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Secondly, he replied to me in Twitter DMs and asked me to pass along this message to everyone who has shown him support.

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So there you have it, he wants to thank everyone for their support and says he will pass on any good news (if it happens) in the future, but for now he and his family are "closing the silo doors" and moving on with their lives as best they can. For my part I can say my prayers are with his family and I hope they are reunited with their granddaughter some day.

Congrats to Harry for somehow managing to wade in the mud with Ralph for a bit without going full Vickers and humiliating himself. Smart thing to do is just to make sure his daughter knows she has a soft place to land when she comes to her senses and stop interacting as much as possible. Ralph will burn the bridge sooner or later, hopefully for the little Cozy.TV's sake it isn't violent or filled with revenge porn.

 

[break these cuffs]

May now knows first hand what happens the moment she does something (or Ralph imagines it) he doesn't like.

Meigh would have to be retarded to not know this is how he would react, so you are 100% correct.

 

[Famke]

I think there's a chance that the whole ordeal has got his little pig brain going. I there's a decent chance that he's there with his horse right now ACTUALLY trying to "work" people this time to add credibility to his first excuse.

Another all time banger from the killstream.

Wow Ralph sure is crafty and unpredictable.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The horse was just disowned. Have fun, Meigh. I hope it was worth it. It won't be soon.
Wishing the best for Morris, this was a right decision. As painful as it is.

I don't take it as being disowned.

I take it that Harry realizes that this incident was a golden opportunity for May to leave Ralph for good. With that not happening, he has accepted that his family are estranged from his daughter and granddaughter for the foreseeable future and won't be engaging her or Ralph in the meantime.

I suspect he would be prepared to reopen the "silo doors" if May ever decided to change her mind.

 

[TJBirish]

Hearing the story from the Gunt's mouth I don't think there's any doubt he got some sort of citation from the police. If they had to show up to the flight and physically remove him, and then put up with his incoherent sperging afterwards, they had to charge him with something.

 

[Truly Rural]

I like how Harry is looking at this through the lens of a realist. He is right. It is going to take a few more events like this for May to reach her breaking point and leave. Question is, will Ralph speed run it?

Question also is how many of these already happened that we don't know of. Harry shared a story about AC last year where they "broke up" and Ralph left her pregnant without money for food, and slept in a car telling her he'll kill himself.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Crossposting this both here and to Harry's thread. First, he has broken his Twitter silence and chimed in on the timeline I suggested.
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Secondly, he replied to me in Twitter DMs and asked me to pass along this message to everyone who has shown him support.

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So there you have it, he wants to thank everyone for their support and says he will pass on any good news (if it happens) in the future, but for now he and his family are "closing the silo doors" and moving on with their lives as best they can. For my part I can say my prayers are with his family and I hope they are reunited with their granddaughter some day.

Ralph is a personality disordered guntfucking faggot for not realizing that Harry Morris was a lottery win for an in-law.

Imagine shitting up your relationship with the in-laws and trying to EXTORT them cause you can’t admit you’re begging.

Harry, if you’re out there looking down on us, fight the pig for every cent. Burn the crops and starve him out.

 

[Gonzales]

Ralph is a personality disordered guntfucking faggot for not realizing that Harry Morris was a lottery win for an in-law.

Imagine shitting up your relationship with the in-laws and trying to EXTORT them cause you can’t admit you’re begging.

Harry, if you’re out there looking down on us, fight the pig for every cent. Burn the crops and starve him out.

Destroying personally beneficial relationships with others for no reason is Ralph's chief lolcow behavior. It's the absolute most standard thing you can expect from him. I can't even keep track of the list anymore, but it's gotta be pushing 40, like he is.