Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[AnOminous]

I just don’t know what I’m going to do with all these magic beans.

I have this magic potion that makes children and dogs go wild.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

I have this magic potion that makes children and dogs go wild.

I got this magic potion that makes people breath underwater.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You guys are overthinking it. You don't actually need a product to scam Thomas, you just need to say you do.

"I have a copper mine to sell... Actually it's a gold mine. We have piles and piles of gold just laying around on the ground. Yep. Just need to pick it up. Why can't I do it? Because I'm disabled. There's also rare gemstones just laying around worth $50,000. Yep, I'm being completely honest. I would sell to a corporation but I like to support Indigenous businesswomen like yourself. Honest Injun."

The only issue is that you have to set up a zoom call that barely works and sound like a native. Now Tom is a racist so you can be super stereotypical about it and he is also a retard so you don't have to show your face. But you will have to interact with him over a zoom call at some point

 

[$hakerattle]

The only issue is that you have to set up a zoom call that barely works and sound like a native. Now Tom is a racist so you can be super stereotypical about it and he is also a retard so you don't have to show your face. But you will have to interact with him over a zoom call at some point

Tbh the interacting part wouldn't be too difficult, Tommie yells and talks over everyone constantly. You wouldn't have to say more than a few words throughout.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Tbh the interacting part wouldn't be too difficult, Tommie yells and talks over everyone constantly. You wouldn't have to say more than a few words throughout.

The interaction isn't hard. Making it seem like your camera is broken, your internet is shit, and you are really from the country is the tough part in all of this. He would be gullible enough to go all the way up to then and if you get this off, he would be sending you money right away

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The interaction isn't hard. Making it seem like your camera is broken, your internet is shit, and you are really from the country is the tough part in all of this. He would be gullible enough to go all the way up to then and if you get this off, he would be sending you money right away

To make him think you’re really from the country, just hang a flag up behind you and do a generic foreign accent. It doesn’t even have to be the right flag.

 

[AnOminous]

To make him think you’re really from the country, just hang a flag up behind you and do a generic foreign accent. It doesn’t even have to be the right flag.

It doesn't even have to be a real country.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

We are getting to the fun cycle of the Tommy Tooter cycle where he thinks he is about to make it

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More Facebook fuckery:



“Unlicensed” in-fucking-deed



Love the brackish sewer water….. or maybe it’s the runoff from Tommy’s bi-annual shower? Same difference.



I highly doubt that was a compliment, Tommy….

There’s the “wow” a person says when they are impressed with something or they admire something…. Then there’s the sarcastic “wow”, when a person can’t believe how unbelievably retarded or underwhelming something is…. Which is probably (like 97% probability in this case) what was intended when seeing the disgusting water in this post….

Praying for the fish, lizard, bird and even the fucking mosquitoes being subjected to Tommy’s treatment and physical presence….




Ooooh! Let’s give it a go guys! I’ll start!

Skillet Sewage
Garbage Grub
Dumpster Delicacy
Refuse Recipe
One Pan Offal
Deli Dreck
Pan Pollution
Feculence Feast
Pan-seared Vomit
Gag-inducing Goulash
Crusty Crud Casserole
Twice-baked Toxic Waste
Baked Abomination
Objectionable Jambalaya
Nightmare Au Gratin
Putrid Posole
Botulism Banquet
Toxic Shock Supper
Questionable Cuisine
Satanic Sustenance
Vile Vittles
Revolting Repast
Roasted Refuse
Fried Infectant
Seared Spoiled Scraps
Spew Stew
Revolting Stir fry
Emesis Platter
Puke Plate
Ghastly Gumbo
Excrement for Two


I want my $50 gift certificate, Tommy….

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Now, some would want samples of the work before handing over hundreds of dollars. Some would ask why a professional artist needs hundreds of dollars’ worth of materials. Some would ask for receipts. But not our Tom. He treats his scammers well.

More Facebook fuckery:
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Does he mean “a water spout” or “a mudslide?”

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“Princess Big Bootay” is definitely a name you can trust. I’m sure the package of aquamarine will be of the very highest quality.

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Love the brackish sewer water….. or maybe it’s the runoff from Tommy’s bi-annual shower? Same difference.

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I highly doubt that was a compliment, Tommy….

There’s the “wow” a person says when they are impressed with something or they admire something…. Then there’s the sarcastic “wow”, when a person can’t believe how unbelievably retarded or underwhelming something is…. Which is probably (like 97% probability in this case) what was intended when seeing the disgusting water in this post….

Praying for the fish, lizard, bird and even the fucking mosquitoes being subjected to Tommy’s treatment and physical presence….

Tom, you CANNOT have sex with those animals. It is simply not possible.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Sad so many fish have to die to Tom's delusions.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Keeping a fish in an environment without proper aeration or filtration is cruel, Tom. They might be just fish with just a brain stem, but it's still really fucked up that you think a brandy snifter is appropriate for betta fish. In terms of animal-to-living-space, that's like keeping a dog in a kennel and thinking that's enough.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This idiot keeps talking about minerals like he's trying sell of iron ore.

“Princess Big Bootay” is definitely a name you can trust. I’m sure the package of aquamarine will be of the very highest quality.

$20 is rather shit. Not to mention Aquamarine's from there look terrible. They're almost a clear white instead of a blue. I've said it before, but if you want nice Aquamarines you get them from Brazil. They'll be a nice light blue colour.
Pakistani Aquamarine $18.77cad

Brazil Aquamarine $15980.60cad

 

[Fred Herbert]

Tom is boring when he can post on Facebook. Hopefully he gets banned again soon and decides to go on more ineptly planned wacky adventures.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm sure this pet shop boy will let Tom set up his own pet shop on top of his store. The kinds of bettas you keep in mason jars aren't $50 fish. They are $5 fish that you don't care too much about when they die from living in a mason jar.

Tom doesn't have a physical storefront. He set up a folding table on his front yard.

Am I understanding that Tom is going to put both a bird and a lizard in a liquor cabinet? And this dude was supposedly a biologist? Lizard needs a heat lamp which will kill the bird. The bird will shit all over which will kill the lizard.

Tom is getting scammed by multiple members of his "Real Things Co-Op"

 

[AnOminous]

Tom is getting scammed by multiple members of his "Real Things Co-Op"

Can't wait until he loses all his money. Then this boring arc will end. Also does Tom seriously believe there's an African Princess called "Princess Big Bootay?"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Can't wait until he loses all his money. Then this boring arc will end. Also does Tom seriously believe there's an African Princess called "Princess Big Bootay?"

He is the most gullible fucker in the world.

TOM: I gave you $300 and you didn’t send me anything!
KRISTEN: Can I have $400?
TOM: okay

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Also does Tom seriously believe there's an African Princess called "Princess Big Bootay?"

I think that's his nickname for Gertrude Mubi, much like he calls Okoth Ochieng his "Nigger in Nairobi" I'm interested in this picture he posted not long ago:

The only mine he's said he's doing business with is Gertrude's supposed mine in Zambia. The problem is, Larimar is only found in one place. The Dominican Republic.

So he's either got an international group of mineral scammers targeting him or he's actually dumb enough to buy rare gemstones from the wrong countries.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Am I understanding that Tom is going to put both a bird and a lizard in a liquor cabinet? And this dude was supposedly a biologist? Lizard needs a heat lamp which will kill the bird. The bird will shit all over which will kill the lizard.
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Marine Biologist.
It's not like he's smart. Besides, he's used to things being shat all over.

I think that's his nickname for Gertrude Mubi, much like he calls Okoth Ochieng his "Nigger in Nairobi" I'm interested in this picture he posted not long ago:
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The only mine he's said he's doing business with is Gertrude's supposed mine in Zambia. The problem is, Larimar is only found in one place. The Dominican Republic.

So he's either got an international group of mineral scammers targeting him or he's actually dumb enough to buy rare gemstones from the wrong countries.

Those are fakes. Right now there are several different stones being passed off as it.

 

[repentance]

I think that's his nickname for Gertrude Mubi, much like he calls Okoth Ochieng his "Nigger in Nairobi" I'm interested in this picture he posted not long ago:
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The only mine he's said he's doing business with is Gertrude's supposed mine in Zambia. The problem is, Larimar is only found in one place. The Dominican Republic.

So he's either got an international group of mineral scammers targeting him or he's actually dumb enough to buy rare gemstones from the wrong countries.

I don't think the larimar is supposed to be from the mine Gertrude's family is working.

He's not buying exclusively from Africa, either. He's buying from Indonesia, and probably other places as well.

 

[AnOminous]

He's not buying exclusively from Africa, either. He's buying from Indonesia, and probably other places as well.

Might as well be an imaginary country called Indonigeristan.