Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

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Ah yes, the "I was just pretending to be a retard" gambit
Already proven to be a losing strategy even at the beginner level, but alas

 

[Mrsneksnekson]

I know its been beaten like a dead Meigh at this point, but it is astounding to just sit back and take in what a human car crash this man is.

Despite constantly flaunting his supposed riches on the daily, Ethan lives in a shack in Mexico and had to e-beg for literally hours on stream for money to fly to Rome.

But at least he's taking his family along. Perhaps it could be a nice honeymoon of sorts for them? Well how's that turned out so far?

-Ethans behaviour gets them evicted from the plane, causing them major delays and cutting into their vacation considerably.

-Called his wife a bitch and a whore on twitter. Then has to backtrack and pretend huh de huh it was a work guys.

-Because his short temper got him into a mess he then has to spend the first day of their trip glued to twitter, arguing with the aylawgs and streaming while again, seemingly drunk as shit.

That was just 24 hours or so. This abundance of corn is unsustainable. At this rate he'll be dead by May.

And this is why Gay-opping Ralph is total bullshit.

This shitshow is 100% Ralphamale energy, and has been so much funnier than watching a horse eating a taco in a cropped video.

 

[Peter Piper]

The fact that little piggy will shuck and jive at the behest of a board full of Ayyylaaaawgs and do his little gunt shuffle on command will never stop being funny to me.

Until the next Ralph vs. XX thread - cheers!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You don't need no plane of you got a kick ass motorcycle these things are very fast and comftable plus they're pussy magnets. I've done hundreds of thousands of miles on mine but the engine gets hot sometimes so I never wear a helmet, makes you look gay anyway.

Ever since I got my motorcycle I've been pounding new pussy every single day since.

Ralph is not man enough to buy a motorcycle no matter how cheap they are in Mexico. He could never learn to ride it and is scared.

 

[Hüftpriester]

No....that's nawt truuuu. I didn't have a phone call with Meigh's mom...even though I drunkenly admitted I did on my pillstream last night. But she was just calling to make sure Meigh and the baby were ok. AND THEY WERE....THEY WERE NEVER IN ANY DANGER.

T/A
Ralph has probably forgotten most of what he said on stream last night. So it should be fun watching him contradict himself for the next few days while pretending it's just part of the 'work'.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

He bought another transatlantic flight ticket for $900. He's really owning the a-hawgs. I want to know how far in credit card debt this dumb wigger is. "I'm maxing out 6 different cards to own that pedo Joshua Moon and cancer man Jim Aggustin."

 

[Procrastinhater]

So are we going to get the fucking Rome guided Gunt tour we were promised or not?
This fucking melodrama is all very amusing and all but I want to see the Ralphamale showing us the Eternal City and waddling around the sights.
Is he just going to spend his "honeymoon" seething at the Farms or is he gonna make some actual content?

As for Harry the best thing he can do is play the long game.
Meigh is a write off, but let's face it, the Gunt probably has less than a decade before his heart or liver or something gives out, and if Meigh hasn't ran or been beaten to death by Piggy in a rage by then, someone's gonna have to step in and take care of Cozy.tv, I think the Horses days of jumping from dick to dick are done, who's gonna want a notorious lolicon pedophile that sucked unwashed phimosis dick before becoming a Gunted leftover?
Cozy.tv is the real victim in all of this and it seems the only person halfway close to being a responsible adult she has a connection to is Harry.

 

[HackerX]

May reminds me of that scene in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest where it's revealed most of the other patients are in the mental hospital voluntarily.

"You guys do nothing but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and then you haven't got the guts just to walk out!"

As other people have said May is already a single mother, Ralph is a dependent if anything. She shoulda' just kept walkin'. Damn, she let him impregnate her to begin with. May is just as guilty as Ralph is.

My current thought process, however little you think of May. Think less.

The dummy can't control Ethan's actions, but can control her own. And her actions are something else.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph has probably forgotten most of what he said on stream last night. So it should be fun watching him contradict himself for the next few days while pretending it's just part of the 'work'.

 

[Truly Rural]

Shame on you Kiwi Fags for LYING about May leaving Ralph. It's mental illness.

 

[ShitLurker]

My disappointment at Ralph not being alone in Rome (or some place that he can con as Rome) is immeasurable. It just seemed to make perfect sense.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Is he just going to spend his "honeymoon" seething at the Farms or is he gonna make some actual content?

You have to remember, the original vacation was only 4 days long. Then he got kicked off his flight for telling an elderly white woman to suck his dick and die. So now his stay in Rome is down to 3 days. Yesterday was spent getting over jetlag and acclimated to their new time zone.

Now they can start their 2 day vacation. Are you jealous of the Ralphamale yet?

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It's true. Mixing xanax and alcohol is never a good idea. Unless of course, you are Ethan Ralph and your job is to humiliate yourself on the Internet.

 

[Farglemark]

This may be a bit late, let's say this was 100% a work ignoring calling his wife a whore to own people online, it's still a huge L. His audience was so quick to turn on may immediately, they had such little confidence in their marriage that this was an "of course she would" instead of "how could she?"

 

[MeltyTW]

No....that's nawt truuuu. I didn't have a phone call with Meigh's mom...even though I drunkenly admitted I did on my pillstream last night. But she was just calling to make sure Meigh and the baby were ok. AND THEY WERE....THEY WERE NEVER IN ANY DANGER.
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T/A
Ralph has probably forgotten most of what he said on stream last night. So it should be fun watching him contradict himself for the next few days while pretending it's just part of the 'work'.

Ethan the fuck you doing? Is he just permanently like this? Can we just bamboozle him into blatantly contradictory statements like a demented granny? Maybe Josh can reintroduce himself as johm potter and end the corn feud as ralph forgets it or misattributes it to Andy or rosy or something, or Josh can get power of attorney over him and sic him on random passerbys claiming they're broke dyck dern jersh mooooon for fun

Edit also add punked in an ALL-TIME manner with random all caps to the ralphisms

 

[Fareal]

Meigh's mother is a shitbird if she told the gunt where Meigh and Rozy were.

I hope Alanna or Harry have the sense to be keeping records of all this bullshit and those times when Meigh does reach out, and are keeping a nice box of paper trail for when they think they have enough to file for emergency custody of Rozy.

I never say this, but: get that baby snatched. She is completely at the mercy of two people who will prioritise anything over her.

Whatever else people say about Faith, Faith took Xander and ran. Xander isn't living in a Mexican slum with the risk of dying of starvation and neglect if his pops does a domestic homicide on his mama one day. Whatever else Faith does wrong, no one questions whether her baby goes to sleep at night in a clean bed in clean clothes, fed and changed. Rozy? Any fucking thing could happen to Rozy; she lives with a crazed addict and someone who is completely incapable of protecting her. Does Rozy even have a registered doctor somewhere? Where does she go if she gets sick being dragged on all these longhaul flights at the tail end of European flu season?

Where the hell is your mothering instinct, girl? People pick up their babies and run all the time. You have somewhere to go; you have a family desperate to take you in. You could gain the protection of the court. You. Can. Leave. If you won't do it for yourself, do it for her. She doesn't have anyone else.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

On the first 2-3 days of the perma-bender they said he was just getting a little bit more lit than usual "because he just got married"

When does that stop being a valid excuse for not being even remotely lucid for days at a time to the extent that you're still fucked up for your many court appearances?

 

[Feignedgoat]

Ralph buddy it isn't a win buddy we all know you are way to fat and stupid to actually stay married. We have all seen the disdain on neighs face during the sandwich making. We seen how you brushed her off when she tried to support you. Only a matter of time honestly Neigh will need God king of corn Josh's tier list. This isn't speculation Ralph your marriage will fail. And you will again abandon another child.

 

[Tortoise Jr]

He bought another transatlantic flight ticket for $900. He's really owning the a-hawgs. I want to know how far in credit card debt this dumb wigger is. "I'm maxing out 6 different cards to own that pedo Joshua Moon and cancer man Jim Aggustin."

If you don't actually assault somebody or get arrested 99% of the time the airline will just put you on the next flight on the same carrier and tell you to behave yourself/sober up. There's very little chance they charged him anything.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

It's true. Mixing xanax and alcohol is never a good idea.

I've had it with you kiwihomos spreading lies constantly even over an inoccuous thing like this. Booze and xanax is harmless and it gets you feeling really good. I usually down a couple of tequila shots with my two-bars-a-day before I ride to work on my motorcycle.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Is he just going to spend his "honeymoon" seething at the Farms or is he gonna make some actual content?

We all know there's only one answer here.