Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[TheCakeIsALie]

Alex has at least 50% ROM in her right hand and arm. She can write a text, feed herself finger foods like Cheetos. She can, through pained efforts, care for a little newborn if everything is set up perfectly. She could also theoretically smother the little girl in her bedside bassinet. The same precautions for post partum depression (and psychosis) are still in play.

In fairness, I just said she could care for/harm the baby.

I'd feel terrible for speaking Munchausen's by proxy into existence and would not blame anyone but myself for a threadban or board ban, but I think keeping our eyes open to what Alex is capable of keeps us from blindsided. Don't underestimate her, either her determination or the harm of post partum depression and what it can do to otherwise good women who are excellent mothers. She's already on Paxil. She needs to feel 100% safe that her providers and her baby's are 100% looking out for the baby.

If she knew about KF, I would give Alex 100% the hookup with the kinds of people she needs in her corner for this, but I have the confidence in the goodness of others that everyone is going to give everything they have for this baby. And that's the way it should be.

Not to mention Noah. Noah is fully capable of hurting the baby, esp if high on drugs.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Not to mention Noah. Noah is fully capable of hurting the baby, esp if high on drugs.

I'm sure nothing bad will happen with the recently relapsed violent drug addict alone with the cripple and newborn alone and unsupervised. You're really starting to sound really paranoid! If anything goes wrong in this situation, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

Pic definitely NOT ME.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

We've got a poet on our hands, gals!

 

[A tree]

We've got a poet on our hands, gals!
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Well gee he seems to be really happy and blossoming in his relationship just ready to be a clean and sober father and caregiver for the next 18 years and beyond.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

We've got a poet on our hands, gals!
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This gives me Daria vibes. Quinn wrote a poem to the affect of:

The greasy fry
It cannot lie
Its truth is written
On your thighs

Or, Daria and Jane’s lovely poem

She knows she’s a winner
She couldn’t be thinner
Now she goes to the bathroom
To vomit up dinner

Granted, the latter one was done is spite of being forced to participate in an art show and absolutely dripping with sarcasm.

Noah is no John Keats.

 

[LonesomeDud]

We've got a poet on our hands, gals!
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Not only is it poorly written, but what a ridiculous boohoohoo crap. There's a hole in your heart? Stop filling it with drugs, idiot. You got a disabled woman pregnant after molesting her and ran off her caregivers. Time to grow up.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Oooh boy howdy our pretty pretty princess is quite upset about the internet today. Though I can’t say I disagree with her about annoying reddit fags, those fuckers do way too much cow tipping.

Spoiler: Boo hoo hoo

Also I’m guessing she is still unaware of the farms.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Re the bold: actual physical care of a newborn requires more than the use of a couple of fingers. I dunno what kind of infants everyone had has exposure to, but the ones I know required constant care, dexterity, constant vigilance, and lots of movement - walking, endless rocking, changing not only endless diapers but full blowouts/clothes (while holding down your own vomit at times), getting them comfortable, interacting. Hell, getting a mobile going over a crib or handing them a toy in the bassinette/crib/stroller/seat. Throw in something as minor as reflux and you'll be cleaning yourself up constantly, too. (And ime, might not even be able to hold them cradled, but instead they have to be upright 99% of awake time). Nursing, pumping, cleaning pump accessories, warming bottles...and that's before you get to anything like pap and solids. And once you get to baby food, they're wearing it as much as eating it. Baths and constant housecleaning. Even minor medications require dexterity to open/dose. You can't even snap a onesie or adjust a baby's socks or hats with one pained hand and very limited ROM.

And all that is before 6 months and it starts crawling. At which point you couldn't even rescue it if it got its finger pinched or the safety gate fell over on it (to name 2 of a billion things). (Oh, no worries, she can handle it if the baby's safely in a playpen/pack & play? Sure - until it chokes on a cheerio and she can't even reach it, much less pick it up and dislodge the thing.)

She will never be able to care for a baby physically. She can never be alone with the child. She will never be the actual primary caretaker of her child.

It's not right or fair to grade on a curve when it's a matter of reality and experience for the actual baby.

(And yet despite all of the above, it takes nothing to accidentally or purposefully stop an infant's breath if it's reachable. The difference might be ability to stop quickly. So absolutely agree that PPD/psychosis, as well as regular old parental exhaustion and patience limits, should be high on the watch list for the grandparents and paid caretaker

...and that applies to watching out for Noah, too. New babies and their incessant needs and presence have a way of stressing castles built on sand, even when one person is not a total physical dependent and the other is not a barely-adult person with documented domestic violence, drug, judgment, and anger issues.)

This is stuff she CLEARLY did not think through at all. I wonder how much time she has spent time with an actual baby in person? How the fuck is she even going to breastfeed a baby? Babies squirm, you don’t just hold a baby to your breast and it nurses, it does take a little maneuvering. She’s going to have a very bad time mentally/emotionally.

I feel like she got pregnant to prove some weird point, someone else obviously will have to raise the baby for her bc she cannot care for Her on her own. Once baby is old enough to be semi-independent, she will turn her into a caretaker. I almost guarantee it.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

"Get OWNED HATER'S!!! I WASNT drugged up, just drunk when I laid hands on the person I should respect most in the world! Take that!!!" or something

 

[Salazzle]

Oh, no, are the mean old internet people upsetting you? Well then maybe, just maybe, don't post every single facet of your life online. There, I fixed your problem, now you owe me 1,000 Pokemon berries.

We've got a poet on our hands, gals!
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Well, that sounds like exactly like the words of a well-adjusted, stable person who may've made mistakes in the past, but has a firm grasp on his addiction and has addressed his past demons. I have absolutely no qualms here!

Bit ranty, but oh well:

She got pregnant, not because she wanted a baby, but for attention. She got pregnant so she could REEE online about how mean people were and "advocate" for disability rights. As far as she's concerned, the baby is irrelevant. As someone mentioned a few pages back, this baby is nothing more than a prop. This idiot doesn't think there will be consequences, because she's never at any point had to face any. Her entire life has been 'well, if you can't do it, someone will do it for you'. I don't believe for two seconds 'they were careless'. This shit was planned, all the fucking way. She planned to get pregnant, then sit there and get all of the arsepats and attention, because she's nothing more than an attention seeking twat. Her boyfriend went along with it cos all the spotlight satisfies his BPD ego. They'll pass everything off onto other people, because that's what she's been doing her entire life.

Best case scenario: they both die in labour and the boyfriend slinks back off into drug-addled obscurity.

Every other scenario: Her parents are fucked, the child is fucked, and she and her tard man sit around giggling happily and trying for another because they aren't the poor mugs who have to deal with any of the shitty, shitty fallout, and "we got a TV show LOL"

And no, I don't mean this in an "I hope they die derrrrr I'm a edgelord hahaha" way, but in a "for fuck's sake, there's no good outcome" kinda way.

Spoiler: Off Topic Rant

What the fuck is with lolcows and writing on pictures in a white font? I can't read that, arseholes!!! How am I supposed to laugh at you if I can't see what the fuck lunacy you're dumping on the internet?! Be more considerate of my entertainment!!! Thank you!!!

And it is 'AFFECTING'. Not 'Effecting'. You absolute fucking cretin.

 

[Jane Eyre]

Alex is now addressing specific claims on IG stories. Someone says that Alex is stalking her ex caregiver because she didn't book an appointment at the hair salon where this ex caregiver works under her own name. Here is Alex's explanation.


Afterwards she answers why Noah making her pee in a cup has nothing to do with laziness.


In other news she has a OBGYN appointment where they'll do a test monitoring the baby's heart for 30 min and a video of Noah serenading Alex at her birthday party.

 

[A tree]

Like I said in the OP no way was the timing a coincidence. Alex was broody but I reckon seeing Chelsie Hill getting all that sweet sweet attention as a disabled mom to be pushed her to couple up with the first man who'd take her and rustled up a whoops baby ASAP.
She was trying to speedrun Chelsie's life only Chelsie actually built a business empire on her own merits not just "look at me am disabled aren't I purty".

This Mikey, I presume is the pink-haired camp chap who appears in the lives where Alex defends the rapist.
He fits the profile of a gay hairdresser who was on the scene before Noah appeared and was never seen again.

Edit: yes he is and he's posting on reddit and he's mad and has receipts.

Mikey we are here if you wanna spill.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

What a great parent she will be. Absolutely nothing will go wrong for the child with two crazy parents.

 

[LonesomeDud]

ITT: Idiots being surprised they got fleas lying with dogs.

Spoiler: a bunch of uninteresting nonsense about what I think

She probably loved the guy when he was dangling her over the table to do a line of coke. I mean, she tried to leave you in the worst position possible and everyone already knows what the deal was.

Normal people don't want an opposite sex caregiver as an adult. There are fantastic men who take care of women and women who take care of men, and for a young person who's disabled, I get wanting someone young and fun who has similar interests. Martha the Retired Schoolmarm isn't going to be as fun as Mikey the Gay Hairdresser, and I don't imagine many great people hang around after the first interview, but still.

Caregivers can't really be friends, because at Alex's level, she's effectively their master and the caregivers are servants. Your servant is not your friend. She had to let an employee go, but she's making it weirdly personal. She let the situation get out of control with blurred lines letting him think he was a friend and not a servant. Most of the blame is on her. You don't get to be sore about the dinners and gifts now. Canceling the airline ticket was just mean. I'm sure if she'd explained the seating situation to the airlines, they could have him moved to another seat.

It feels like she enjoyed running a flophouse with her quirky gay friends with blue hair and just being this party girl because she got a lot of attention for being a crippled party girl, until another user pointed out she could copy another disabled mom influencer and get even more attention. From being a party girl to being a mom, Alex can do it all! And she can look pretty, too!

Maybe this isn't the right place, but what bothers me about Alex is what bothers me about those Dove beauty ads that are always telling all women they are beautiful. Being beautiful is fine, but it's so much less important than being kind, smart, driven, honest, or forgiving. (UGGO ALERT! UGGO ALERT!) Alex can't compete with a healthy, able-bodied woman in terms of being an attractive life partner and a life of consolation prizes like being made the center of attention at a gay bar because the patrons feel sorry for you is just a sad, maladaptive life.

She's right. Everything she's done so far could just be really terrible mistakes that have cast long shadows, but the first step is taking responsibility, followed by figuring out a means to live as independently as possible. It might mean having Old Reliable Edna the Hag for a caregiver show up and do your hair in the only way she knows how and sets you up for a boring day of online classes to be a social worker or whatever, but at least it would be stable and get her brain working.

I can't blame her for going crazy. If I just constantly surrounded myself with users and lived this stupid, aimless "influencer" lifestyle, I'd be depressed and anxious, too. People change and do better. I hope Alex does, and I hope every ounce of energy she puts into this trash fire, she puts into being a mom.

Also, the Redditors are worse than Alex. What a bunch of cowardly, sanctimonious degenerates. We all know it was probably a miserable group DM in Reddit. You bunch of warty old Macbeth witches, I'm sorry you're even less desirable and "successful" than Alex, but maybe you should go outside and touch grass, or volunteer at an animal shelter or with the disabled since you claim to care so much. Also, for the retards who post personal stuff on the accounts they shit on Alex with: I hope she Mikey-stalks you. You deserve it. Looking forward to the panic deletes that follow this post.

Oof, now I have to go out and touch grass.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

So she punted her high school best friend and caregiver who kept her looking immaculate and glamorous for years, for a dude she had known for 2 months.

Not only that, but ditched him in a city without a ticket home, illegally firing and evicting him in one fell swoop. Sheesh, this bitch!

 

[LonesomeDud]

So she punted her high school best friend and caregiver who kept her looking immaculate and glamorous for years, for a dude she had known for 2 months.

Not only that, but ditched him in a city without a ticket home, illegally firing and evicting him in one fell swoop. Sheesh, this bitch!

How come the poøp toùchers of Reddit never do useful things like paying a lawyer directly so Mikey can sue Alex for illegally firing and evicting him?

Oh, because they actually don't care about justice? What's that? They're just mad she gets to live this "fabulous" life as a "special needs influencer" and they didn't get picked despite their failed attempts. Or they were too frightened to even try their hand at it. These women want Mikey brushing their hair and wiping THEM. They don't care that this man.

 

[AssRock]

I love how- well, I don't mean "love" in that sense that Noah is posting angsty poetry, probably because he realizes that he is in well over his head, but she's all about "muh haters". She can't stop people from talking shit, but maybe she can try to comfort the person who is now her primary caretaker and the father of the unborn kid.

Nah, just gotta farm those internet victim points instead of addressing her partner's come to Jesus moment.

I guess by ignoring him, she can preemptively plan more stories about her shitty life choices.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

We've got a poet on our hands, gals!
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Wow this is some award winning poetry shit here. Him and ALR should go head to head with a poetry showdown.

 

[LonesomeDud]

If Noah thinks Alex is a lot of work, he's in for a three year long rude awakening.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

If Noah thinks Alex is a lot of work, he's in for a three year long rude awakening.

And to think, Alex wants four friggin kids..