Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[SpergioLeonne]

My dad is in his late fifties and somehow looks younger than Ralph in his late thirties.

My dad passed away in 2020 and looks better than Ralph

 

[Procrastinhater]

You have to remember, the original vacation was only 4 days long. Then he got kicked off his flight for telling an elderly white woman to suck his dick and die. So now his stay in Rome is down to 3 days. Yesterday was spent getting over jetlag and acclimated to their new time zone.

Now they can start their 2 day vacation. Are you jealous of the Ralphamale yet?

It's true. Mixing xanax and alcohol is never a good idea. Unless of course, you are Ethan Ralph and your job is to humiliate yourself on the Internet.

I just want my Gunt tour we were promised.
At the very least he can waddle his ass over to a taxi and take us around the Colloseum, the Gladiator LARPers there are very friendly if I recall correctly.
This is why I never saw the point in a 5 day trip, nothing ever goes smoothly for Ralph, he needs to start factoring in for fuckups and flare ups.
We're not getting Gunt goes to the Vatican either are we?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I just want my Gunt tour we were promised.
At the very least he can waddle his ass over to a taxi and take us around the Colloseum, the Gladiator LARPers there are very friendly if I recall correctly.
This is why I never saw the point in a 5 day trip, nothing ever goes smoothly for Ralph, he needs to start factoring in for fuckups and flare ups.
We're not getting Gunt goes to the Vatican either are we?

Imagine the hangover he has

 

[Obscura539]

I have just listened to his weird and depressed hostel stream. I cannot how low Amanda has become. Ralph, immediately starts insulting her father, mother, sister, and brother. He goes on to speak about her sister sucking dick, her father is a “thieving nigger”, how her mom cheated, her brother-in-law is a “spic”, how her brother is fat, and other dumb shit.

She.
Just.
Sits.
There.

This pig abomination has successfully ripped her from her family. What kind of woman would allow this? Her child’s first words will be slurred because that’s all she hears. This is the most depressing situation I’ve ever seen. I cannot wait for the JimCantSwim video that results from this.

Amanda, get out.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I have just listened to his weird and depressed hostel stream. I cannot how low Amanda has become. Ralph, immediately starts insulting her father, mother, sister, and brother. He goes on to speak about her sister sucking dick, her father is a “thieving nigger”, how her mom cheated, her brother-in-law is a “spic”, how her brother is fat, and other dumb shit.

She.
Just.
Sits.
There.

This pig abomination has successfully ripped her from her family. What kind of woman would allow this? Her child’s first words will be slurred because that’s all she hears. This is the most depressing situation I’ve ever seen. I cannot wait for the JimCantSwim video that results from this.

Amanda, get out.

Imagine all the words Ralph uses, that he imagines describe something worse than himself.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Imagine the hangover he has

He's probably spent any money he had for sightseeing having to rebook flights so now he's just sitting in his crummy hotel crying about the Farms like the broke nigger he is.
He could fucking do that at home.
This trip was a waste of money and time if he doesn't at least get some content out of it other then seething into his phone.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's probably spent any money he had for sightseeing having to rebook flights so now he's just sitting in his crummy hotel crying about the Farms like the broke nigger he is.
He could fucking do that at home.
This trip was a waste of money and time if he doesn't at least get some content out of it other then seething into his phone.

But you see, if he never leaves his room, he can’t get his ass beat, and therefore despite the shitshow this vacation has been, it would amount to an L for fanfic fagfuck farms

 

[CamelToe]

I have just listened to his weird and depressed hostel stream. I cannot how low Amanda has become. Ralph, immediately starts insulting her father, mother, sister, and brother. He goes on to speak about her sister sucking dick, her father is a “thieving nigger”, how her mom cheated, her brother-in-law is a “spic”, how her brother is fat, and other dumb shit.

She.
Just.
Sits.
There.

This pig abomination has successfully ripped her from her family. What kind of woman would allow this? Her child’s first words will be slurred because that’s all she hears. This is the most depressing situation I’ve ever seen. I cannot wait for the JimCantSwim video that results from this.

Amanda, get out.

Can’t even say she’s using this as evidence of how unhinged his is for the custody battle. She’s just fucking stupid and she chose the losing side. I feel for the baby tho, probably doesn’t want to be even near Ralph. She’s already fucked, gonna have emotional problems when she starts walking and talking

 

[Truly Rural]

Imagine the hangover he has

Hangover happens as people get sober, and they stop once more alcohol is taken. I doubt Ralph suffers from hangovers. Pretty sure first thing he does "in DA mornin'" is wash his mouth with whatever 40% alcohol he has lying around, to treat that pesky head pressure. It's like coffee to low blood pressure addicts.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine the hangover he has

Bold of you to assume he ever sobers up

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Bold of you to assume he ever sobers up

Everybody has to sleep sometimes, right?

 

[MacMasonry]

Everybody has to sleep sometimes, right?

I'm sure our pesky drunk still wakes up with a light buzz everyday

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm just waiting for the day his hijinks get him beaten up in front of his baby

You know it's inevitable

You know Ralph’s damaged brain thinks it would badass for Rozy to find him dead like Lisa Marie found Elvis dead. Unlike Lisa Marie, Rozy wouldn’t have a $100 million inheritance to piss away on various drug addictions.

Fully support Harry and Jolene trying to get at least temporary custody of Rozy. Someone needs to be willing to fight for that baby to grow up in a non-violent home and Mantsu has shown us that she’s happy to expose her daughter’s rapidly developing brain to daily abuse and chaos. They should sterilize her the next time she squeezes out another baby for Ralph to scar for life.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I'm sure our pesky drunk still wakes up with a light buzz everyday

I doubt it. He likely wakes up exactly 5 hours after his last drink with his heart pounding and he chugs some liquor and goes back to sleep.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Hangover happens as people get sober, and they stop once more alcohol is taken. I doubt Ralph suffers from hangovers. Pretty sure first thing he does "in DA mornin'" is wash his mouth with whatever 40% alcohol he has lying around, to treat that pesky head pressure. It's like coffee to low blood pressure addicts.

Does Ralph have low blood pressure? How the fick does he not have stage 3 hypertension with all the smoking and drinking he does

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She.
Just.
Sits.
There.

Yeah she’s a weak, dumb bitch who knows she can’t do better than Ralph. Who else would want an ugly pedophile who’s bragged to the internet about loving to suck smegma-encrusted phimosis tranny cock? Mantsu has always felt ugly and unwanted because Alanna was beautiful and popular and she was, well, Meigh. She’d rather stick with an obese, abusive drunk pillhead than leave and give her daughter a shot at a decent life.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I doubt it. He likely wakes up exactly 5 hours after his last drink with his heart pounding and he chugs some liquor and goes back to sleep.

This is what Ralph wakes up to every morning.

Of course he pops xannies and chugs liquor first thing in the morning. How else would he be able to cope with marrying this thing?

 

[Krimjob]

So not really all that knowledgeable on Ralph, but how comes CPS doesn't get involved? Kid is obviously in a bad situation with a completely retarded drug addict as a father, a pedophile for a mother and parents willingly exposes her to danger (not to mention the Mexicoshack).

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

So not really all that knowledgeable on Ralph, but how comes CPS doesn't get involved? Kid is obviously in a bad situation with a completely retarded drug addict as a father, a pedophile for a mother and parents willingly exposes her to danger (not to mention the Mexicoshack).

You answered your own question. CPS doesn’t travel south of the border.

 

[TyrasGuard]

This is what Ralph wakes up to every morning.
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Of course he pops xannies and chugs liquor first thing in the morning. How else would he be able to cope with marrying this thing?

Is not like she is waking up to George Clooney either. I actually think May's last set of pictures is the most human she has ever looked.

Maybe fighting with Ralph gives her life force or something.