Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Oh I think I get it guys….she did a religious photo shoot because her name, Madonna, is religious in origin right, but she’s not like the Madonna, she’s just Madonna….so it’s essentially the same thing, but it’s radically different…but it’s also different because it’s exactly the same…. I barely understand the concept thru all the deep layers of meaning woven together…. If someone else can describe this cornucopia of genius and madness better than I, please do….

It’s just so tricky….because it’s different by being exactly the same….

It’s so artistic and envelope pushing….she’s definitely never blurred the lines with religion and promiscuity before….what an interesting path this new chapter has taken….

wow

https://instagram.com/madonna?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

Why would any brand give this dusty crone money in current year? Only gay grandpas that somehow survived AIDS still care about Madonna. What does a 20 yr old girl thinks looking at this shit?


A more graceful person that still wanted to be a part of entertainment would have maybe taken a step back and do something more behind the scenes, producing or something. Of course she doesn't have anything relevant to show, its stuff she did in the 90s but way uglier and with no edge or novelty anymore, retroactively burning her own legacy.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

A more graceful person that still wanted to be a part of entertainment would have maybe taken a step back and do something more behind the scenes, producing or something.

Not necessarily….

I had hoped Madds would go the way of a Shirley Jones type. I’m not old enough to have seen her in the Partridge Family, but she was the hilariously raunchy Grace aka “Silver Fox” from Grandma’s Boy (an old woman who was sexual and hilarious because she wasn’t desperately trying to look 18 lol)









I hope I age half as gracefully!



And now, for those of you needing to stay up late, a little horror to get your adrenaline pumping…:

Edited to add still from Grandma’s Boy

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Not necessarily….

I had hoped Madds would go the way of a Shirley Jones type. I’m not old enough to have seen her in the Partridge Family, but she was the hilariously raunchy “Silver Fox” from Grandma’s Boy (an old woman who was sexual and hilarious because she wasn’t desperately trying to look 18 lol)

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I hope I age half as gracefully!



And now, for those of you needing to stay up late, a little horror to get your adrenaline pumping…:

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Damn she is overdosing on the Bogpill.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Why would any brand give this dusty crone money in current year? Only gay grandpas that somehow survived AIDS still care about Madonna. What does a 20 yr old girl thinks looking at this shit?


A more graceful person that still wanted to be a part of entertainment would have maybe taken a step back and do something more behind the scenes, producing or something. Of course she doesn't have anything relevant to show, its stuff she did in the 90s but way uglier and with no edge or novelty anymore, retroactively burning her own legacy.

IIRC, she's tried directing a couple of movies, one I remember was about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.
It flopped quickly.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Stills from Her Madgesty’s latest horror flick Instagram reel:

(This one’s my favorite cuz you can’t see her face)







(This dude didn’t get paid enough to pretend to grope her and noped out. Based backup dancer.)





Hmmm…. It almost feels like I have seen this “Matador” aesthetic before in a Madonna video….

….almost like it was the same idea/aesthetic used in the video for “Take a Bow”….. almost 20 years ago….


(Maybe she thought we forgot? Maybe she forgot?)


Hold on a minute here…. Is…is that the same fucking muleta (matador cape) used in “Take a Bow”?…. In 1994?….




If that’s the same muleta, I can confidently say that that piece of fabric has aged far better than Madge



(Fixed that for her)


The whole softcore porn Instagram reel:

https://instagram.com/stories/madonna/3023020119036221725?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

And nothing of value was lost…..

 

[Gay Mouth]

I love that this thread is like a crypt of Madonna’s former greatness- you move the lid an inch, and get hit with the fetid stink of a rotten corpse.

The thread has also easily passed over Madge into a memorial of all the women of the 20th century who not only were more talented and authentically sexy than she ever could dream, but passed into their twilight years with grace, beauty and dignity.

A toast to all the old ladies with twinkles in their eyes. No one could say they weren’t ladies

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I had a video recommended to me on YouTube regarding Madonna being involved in child trafficking. Any good reading that can be recommended to me?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I clicked on this thread on a lark having no idea what Madonna has been up to in the last 25 years, and nearly lost it when I was immediately greeted with this gorgeous "toothless sped suffering an anaphylactic reaction" look. Outstanding.

The last thing I remember Madonna being relevant for was when she decided to make out with Britney Spears at some awards show in 2003. I don't know what the general reaction to that was, but everyone I heard talk about it when it happened were of the opinion that it was extremely awkward and gross. Not because it was two women, no one really gave a shit about that, but because it looked like someone necking with their mother. Neither were into it and Britney was clearly repulsed, and it came off as a very sad, desperate attempt at getting attention on Madonna's part that failed hard at being sexy or edgy or whatever Madonna was aiming for. Shit was embarrassing. And that was 20 fucking years ago. A fifth of a century. Now it's just fucking morbid.

 

[Oats12345]

I knew Madonna was a trainwreck. But I didn't realize how bad or ugly she really is!!! Good lord Lady

 

[Bees]

Here’s an AP photo (so presumably unfiltered) of Cindi Lauper in 2022. Cindi turns 70 this year.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I love that this thread is like a crypt of Madonna’s former greatness- you move the lid an inch, and get hit with the fetid stink of a rotten corpse.

TBH, if you looked an inch deep into Madonna at any point in her career, you would always get hit with rotten corpse-stench.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

I mean maybe not Amy Schumer or Lil Wayne, but I'd pay good money to hear what Eric Andre, Bob the Drag Queen and Diplo had to say. They seem to be less likely to have succumbed to starstruck brainworms or take themselves seriously (well maybe not Diplo on the latter but he e.g. livestreamed Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner's Las Vegas wedding on Instagram because he thought it was a joke).

I reckon they (and maybe a couple of others) only did this for the paycheque. Bob is going to be a supporting act for her tour, and apparently this was a recreation of a scene from her 1990 documentary In Bed With Madonna. I'm not motivated to watch that documentary so I don't know if this is just a spiritual replication, but if she's making them do a verbatim recreation that both explains why it was so stilted and also is very Mrs Haversham of her.

Anyway I only came here because that weird albino model that I can't work out if he's attractive or not was also in that Vanity Fair shoot
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I feel like she already did "I'm Madonna! Like Our Lady!", many many times. But I guess if she's replicating a game of truth or dare she played 30 odd years ago, it would tally.
Oh also, cow crossover
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One of the few times I'll say Trisha looks better than the person she's impersonating (not Madonna from that music video, but modern day Madonna who has a 50/50 chance of fulfilling her Austin Powers dream and doing all her old costumes)

I honestly think the "crazy witch from the forest/Baba Yaga/ Frozen-video Demon 2.0" look would be good on her if she intends to keep playing these over-produced archetypes.

Anything where she's UN-ironically trying to be sexy without giving a self-aware nod to her unsexiness is uncanny-valley creepy.

The whole Modonna miracle was that she was never pretty, but had enough self-confidence to trick the audience otherwise. There was a moment in about 1985-86 where she was verging on classically pretty, but then afterwards she was always battling for the right camera angle. You could see it in Dick Tracy movie especially: where she could take a passable photo, in the unforgiving camera she was quite a plain girl trying to be sexy and even then it was sad. (But in her peak she was canny enough to utilise the metamorphic hardbody trend that really took off in the mid-80s.)

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Baba Yaga

Well, she is a 'witch'.

ETA: Sorry, wrong thread. For some reason I mind-blanked and thought this was the Becky Gerber thread. Now there's someone pulling off the Baba Yaga look. Her latest selfies are hideous.

 

[Male Idiot]

I know who my favorite 61 year old fake ginger is.
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Her newer photos aren't that good, but lady is doing well for 60. For some, age is graceful, but damn Madonna looks like a UFO now. I have seen better looking robots. It is like Bud Bundy's sex doll came to life (It was made in the 90s, from around as much rubber as she got in her face).

Did she ever do as she promise and blow every Hillary voter?

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Her newer photos aren't that good, but lady is doing well for 60.

Madonna or Mylene? I chose that picture because it shows, among other things, Mylene's arms. Contrast that to the horror show posted some pages back. It's like someone forgot to add "saggy skin" in the negative prompts for Stable Diffusion.

 

[YE24]

Try Caroline Levine's album  Spirit. Same Orbit sound world.

Are you sure that this is the artist name and title? I can't even find a Discogs listing for it or anything.

 

[Programmer Socks]

From the Grammys last night.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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From the Grammys last night.

Lol, I came in here just now to post that exact picture. She's the only person on the plant using Pete Burns as a goal rather than a cautionary tale.

 

[admiral]

She looks like a dog that ate a bee

 

[Iron Hamster]

She looks like a dog that ate a bee