Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Associate Rick]

Probably why he lives so close to the Canadian border and hasn't moved. Easy access to black people fleeing the States.

I heard he runs an underground railroad directly to his basement.

ninja'd by Finn

 

[siegemeister675]

Perhaps he runs his own “underground railroad” and offers help to fleeing families, except he sells the parents to blood diamond miners and takes the children for his pepperoni business.

He thinks this kind of Trans Atlantic slave trade is ethical because he is returning the black people to Africa.

Is it possible that Patrick "Niggeroni" Tomlinson is the most racist man who ever lived, even more racist than, and may Allah protect me for uttering his name, Ben Garrison?

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwis and Brothermen, if you're on Patreon, Part 1 of Obscura's SFWA episode has arrived.

Edit: HOLY SHIT HE MENTIONED PAT BY NAME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

 

[Path Wanderer]

How many ACT blue Twitter bots have been Pig Pilled by Tomlinson’s stalker children on Twitter? Just imagining some sciencier than thou New Yorker scrolling through a completely kosherized Twitter feed, daring to click Pat’s hidden tab, and finding “Patrick’s toilet” post valid transcripts of 1.7 & his arrest

 

[Johnny Salami]

Kiwis and Brothermen, if you're on Patreon, Part 1 of Obscura's SFWA episode has arrived.

Edit: HOLY SHIT HE MENTIONED PAT BY NAME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Will it be available for general audiences later?

 

[Meat Target]

Will it be available for general audiences later?

Probably. I'll update it if I find it. If I can't, I'll summarize it here.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

It’s not cool that he targets and eats black children. But leaving that aside for a moment, why is he so fucking fat?

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Mostly an interview with Moira Greyland. Pat called out within 5 minutes.

 

[siegemeister675]

It’s not cool that he targets and eats black children. But leaving that aside for a moment, why is he so fucking fat?

Because he grinds them up into pepperoni and binges on them in the belief that their youth will give him immortality.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Kiwis and Brothermen, if you're on Patreon, Part 1 of Obscura's SFWA episode has arrived.

Edit: HOLY SHIT HE MENTIONED PAT BY NAME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

AWWWWW SHIT NIGGA HERE WE GO!

Spoiler: EXTREME CHILDING CONTAINED HEREIN

YOU. ARE. WORKING. WITH. TERRORISTS. LITTLE. INFANT. BABY. CHILD.

e. I'm an idort

 

[Maskull]

AWWWWW SHIT NIGGA HERE WE GO!

Spoiler: EXTREME CHILDING CONTAINED HEREIN

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YOU. ARE. WORKING. WITH. TERRORISTS. LITTLE. INFANT. BABY. CHILD.

Jesus Christ, he's fat.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Once he learns of it, he is gonna be rage tweeting all night long.
We're gonna see "No Stalker, those are your delusions" towards anyone who even hints of the podcast.

 

[Meat Target]

Once he learns of it, he is gonna be rage tweeting all night long.
We're gonna see "No Stalker, those are your delusions" towards anyone who even hints of the podcast.

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Justin just pulled the pin on a grenade.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Once he learns of it, he is gonna be rage tweeting all night long.
We're gonna see "No Stalker, those are your delusions" towards anyone who even hints of the podcast.

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We’ll get to see mafia pat, where he tweets things that would seem like subtle threats to/about obscura, but can’t be taken seriously because of the corpulence of their author.

“Oh obscura child, that’s a nice patreon you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.”

Fat

 

[Picnic_Boy]

When Pat is angry (which is often), his tit-skin unfurls and undulates like the dilphosaurus from Jurassic Park.

 

[Meat Target]

We’ll get to see mafia pat, where he tweets things that would seem like subtle threats to/about obscura, but can’t be taken seriously because of the corpulence of their author.

“Oh obscura child, that’s a nice patreon you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.”

Fat

Fat or Weimar apparently sought Justin's dox.

ETA: at the very end, Justin gives a direct message to Pat:

"You are a disgusting person for defending these people. Children should be protected, not your desperate desire to find a publisher for your work-in-progress book no one on earth could possibly care about. Nobody cares about your Reddit-tier, Epic Bacon, 12-years-too-late book idea. A Tiny Tim revenge story was an awful idea when it was done many times before you wasted three years on it".

"You always produce landfill material. One day, 100 years from now, someone is going to find one of your books in a used bookstore, flip to the back cover, and find that embarrassing image of yourself, pointing to your temple and looking all self important, and say to themselves, 'I wonder who that guy is. He looks like a real blockhead'."

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Speaking of viral stuff, I've seen this take now being shared on various communities:
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So he did get some minor virality with that one at least.

That's not an original opinion and I guarantee he saw it somewhere else first, so I don't even count it.

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

This guy turned up less than a year ago and he’s already gotten more appearances and recognition in the SFF circle (justified or otherwise) than Pat has in a decade.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Oh fuck, Justin obliterates rick at the end.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

AWWWWW SHIT NIGGA HERE WE GO!

Spoiler: EXTREME CHILDING CONTAINED HEREIN

View attachment 4388480
YOU. ARE. WORKING. WITH. TERRORISTS. LITTLE. INFANT. BABY. CHILD.

e. I'm an idort

His chin clipping the chyron is gorgeous. Amazing stuff.