Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Vi0l3t]

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at least she knows she’s fat.
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Thank you for not showing us, Stephanie. And I mean this sincerely.

Honestly I hope she gets hairier on the body and bald on the head. Will look hilarious.

 

[Anna O]

New chapters of Stephanie's Michael Jackson x Night Stalker (archive) and Jeffrey Dahmer x reader (archive) fanfics just dropped.

(Obligatory disclaimer, as usual, that I have not yet read either of these, so enter at your own risk. Personally, I'm waiting for my victim fellow lolcow enjoyer to get home so that we can make a drinking game of it. I strongly recommend this activity...you just have to formulate your rules carefully so that Gyro's writing doesn't lead, as it very well could if you're not careful, to fatal alcohol poisoning )

 

[Chromeo]

New chapters of Stephanie's Michael Jackson x Night Stalker (archive) and Jeffrey Dahmer x reader (archive) fanfics just dropped.

(Obligatory disclaimer, as usual, that I have not yet read either of these, so enter at your own risk. Personally, I'm waiting for my victim fellow lolcow enjoyer to get home so that we can make a drinking game of it. I strongly recommend this activity...you just have to formulate your rules carefully so that Gyro's writing doesn't lead, as it very well could if you're not careful, to fatal alcohol poisoning )

oh god...the Michael Jackson fic returns...

 

[Pee Your Pants]

New chapters of Stephanie's Michael Jackson x Night Stalker (archive) and Jeffrey Dahmer x reader (archive) fanfics just dropped.

(Obligatory disclaimer, as usual, that I have not yet read either of these, so enter at your own risk. Personally, I'm waiting for my victim fellow lolcow enjoyer to get home so that we can make a drinking game of it. I strongly recommend this activity...you just have to formulate your rules carefully so that Gyro's writing doesn't lead, as it very well could if you're not careful, to fatal alcohol poisoning )

I managed to do my ritualistic read out for my lolcow connoisseur friends when this dropped, and the consensus was that it was a pretty boring chapter. I would love to know what your drinking game rules are for her fan fic chapters. A shot for whenever she talks about how hot Jeff looks or for whenever he cries should be included.

I really don't know where she could go from here, now he's in jail. Come on Staph, this is your story - why not write about how you bust him out, became a serial killer duo, and had his baby, rather than bore us with details of the court case that everyone knows?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Come on Staph, this is your story - why not write about how you bust him out, became a serial killer duo, and had his baby, rather than bore us with details of the court case that everyone knows?

Why would you wish this upon us?
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def not stolen from another thread here on the farms

 

[Ophelia]

Come on Staph, this is your story - why not write about how you bust him out, became a serial killer duo, and had his baby, rather than bore us with details of the court case that everyone knows?

Yeah, Yarrow, Tarantino this shit.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Why would you wish this upon us?
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def not stolen from another thread here on the farms

This excerpt sounds like she jerked off a guy as hard as she could and almost ripped his junk off, and then he spit up like a baby

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I'm not reading her cursed writing dammit

 

[Vandy2]

This excerpt sounds like she jerked off a guy as hard as she could and almost ripped his junk off, and then he spit up like a baby

The hiccuping bit creeped me out in particular and I couldn't place why until now, it's so weirdly infantile.

 

[Meowzers]

i just wonder how many times she watched and jerked off to the trial to pick up fun little tidbits like his ass being “meatier than usual” and how he apparently rubbed one out under a magazine to a sexy detective

 

[forgotten corn]

i just wonder how many times she watched and jerked off to the trial to pick up fun little tidbits like his ass being “meatier than usual” and how he apparently rubbed one out under a magazine to a sexy detective

When her tumblr was still around this is exactly the kind of content and discussion she and the other Dahmer freaks were having. Tons of gifsets of the trial, posts about his weight fluctuating, videos of old Dahmer family videos. They kind of just went around in circles talking about the same things. Which makes sense—dude is dead, it’s not like they have any new material to work with. Still, the obsession with minute details like the shoes he wore was really fucking strange.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

i just wonder how many times she watched and jerked off to the trial to pick up fun little tidbits like his ass being “meatier than usual” and how he apparently rubbed one out under a magazine to a sexy detective

The masterbating under a magazine bit in her story was a bit that I read, then read again... Then read again... And I still didn't understand what was going on. He 'finger fucked' a magazine in court on camera? Did he jab his finger in the magazine and make a fucking gesture?Did he finger his own asshole? Did he fuck the actual magazine? There are so many jarring messes of descriptions in her stories where I have to pause and ask my reading audience what the fuck they think she's going on about.

 

[Vi0l3t]

The hiccuping bit creeped me out in particular and I couldn't place why until now, it's so weirdly infantile.

I think that's what creeped me out. Wtf does that even mean?

 

[FramerGirl420]

i just wonder how many times she watched and jerked off to the trial to pick up fun little tidbits like his ass being “meatier than usual” and how he apparently rubbed one out under a magazine to a sexy detective

I lol’d at the meatier ass bit when I read it. Surprised no one else brought it up yet.
Big. Meaty. Ass.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Some of the few things she had to say recently
Started watching Poker Face [A]

Went to the park [A]

Thinks she has more “spoons” since starting T [A]

No, she’s probably just happy she got what she wanted and feels more energetic as a result. It’ll go away soon, trust me.

 

[Chromeo]

New chapters of Stephanie's Michael Jackson x Night Stalker (archive) and Jeffrey Dahmer x reader (archive) fanfics just dropped.

Time to read the MJ fic, as the thread's resident MJ fan.

Madonna I can kind of understand, but how and why is Steve Jobs involved????

I'm experiencing physical pain and the chapter hasn't even started yet.

I have no screenshot for this but jesus, the first 1,000 words of the chapter are just a description of Richard Ramirez's actual life. How he started to link murder and sexuality and how he became a satanist in jail. This is just miserable, reading the rise of a real-life evil person and knowing it gets somebody off. This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

Yet the more Michael appeared in Richard’s dreams, the less he transformed into a being of pure evil. It was as if Michael’s good influence was leading him away from pure and total damnation. He wasn’t exactly sure if he liked it. In one dream, he was sitting in the midst of the burning pentagram, not yet sprouting horns, when Michael cried over the flames, “I’ll save you!” Michael had then leapt over the ring of fire, grasped Richard’s hand, hauled him to his feet, and the flames had broken up. He then had led him off into a bright, sunny meadow full of butterflies, hummingbirds, and flowers. “See?” Michael had beamed. “There’s good in the world yet. And there’s light in your heart. I can feel it.”

[gag] It's so saccharine I feel sick. Does anyone have dreams this on-the-nose?

Armed with a ply-bar from his stolen car,

It's a Pry bar, for prying into things. What the fuck is a ply bar. Come on. "Ply" means a sheet of laminate wood, you think he's got a 2x4 in his car? For the love of god

Liz had softly touched his cheek then. “No sin is completely unforgiveable. I can see how you are just like us, a wounded child, crying out his heartbreak.”

...okay, again, "does anyone have dreams this on-the-nose," but also why is everything remotely interesting happening in dreams?

“I know you’re working, Michael, and I’m not trying to scare you into coming home,”

Yes, go home where a man you think is the latest serial killer just tried to break in. That will be the safest place to be.

I don't even have anything interesting to screenshot or quote for the end of the chapter, it's just so dull. This fanfic is a double nothing with extra nothing and a side of nothing. She's sticking so close to reality that she's basically just giving the characters psychic dreams about one another while they hardly ever cross paths. The few moments where things actually happen outside of dreams are so brief and irrelevant it's painful. It's like watching two clouds hoping they'll touch and it turns out they're not even in the same plane of the sky. Who is this fanfic even for?? (I know it's for Stephanie and Stephanie alone, but bear with me. Usually there's more than one person who wants to read a fanfic.)

EDIT; I just realized neither Madonna NOR Steve Jobs were even IN this fucking chapter, NOR Lisa Marie Presley, but Elizabeth Taylor was and she wasn't even tagged! What even is this!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Are we about to have a new harem member?

“godforsaken piehold”

Quote tweets someone talking about Michael Jackson’s portrayal in the media to rant about how evil mainstream media is.

Replies to another tweet about Michael Jackson, this time she feels the need to insert her own “i have chronic illness that nobody believes!” bs into it. She really does have to make everything about her.

Is she still living by herself? She’s talking about finding the cat on her mom’s bed.

 

[often puzzled]

Is she still living by herself? She’s talking about finding the cat on her mom’s bed.
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She apparently spends three nights a week at her parents' place, where she sleeps on a futon and harasses Pete. She also stays over and extra night sometimes when she has an appointment.

It does raise the question of why she'd need an apartment at all, since rent is a thing. My theory is that it essentially functions as respite care for her parents, aka her primary caregivers: it's the four nights a week that they get to themselves, away from her overwhelming and unrelenting Staph-ness. I would absolutely love to know the conversations that lead up to this half-and-half arrangement, but Staph herself doesn't seem to see anything odd about it-- which is, in itself, bizarre.

But this is page 1,242 of bizarre-ness, so I guess I shouldn't really be surprised.

 

[glass_houses]

She apparently spends three nights a week at her parents' place, where she sleeps on a futon and harasses Pete. She also stays over and extra night sometimes when she has an appointment.

It does raise the question of why she'd need an apartment at all, since rent is a thing. My theory is that it essentially functions as respite care for her parents, aka her primary caregivers: it's the four nights a week that they get to themselves, away from her overwhelming and unrelenting Staph-ness. I would absolutely love to know the conversations that lead up to this half-and-half arrangement, but Staph herself doesn't seem to see anything odd about it-- which is, in itself, bizarre.

But this is page 1,242 of bizarre-ness, so I guess I shouldn't really be surprised.

It's possible that her parents see it as a way to slowly transition towards independence. I had a friend with psychological impairment whose parents did exactly the same thing. They financially supplemented her disability pension and were still extremely involved in her life, and one even said to her, "This is an investment in your future." That said they were well off and had the financial means to do so. My old friend had two sisters but one of them utterly despised her, so her support system when her parents die will be very small.

 

[often puzzled]

It's possible that her parents see it as a way to slowly transition towards independence. I had a friend with psychological impairment whose parents did exactly the same thing. They financially supplemented her disability pension and were still extremely involved in her life, and one even said to her, "This is an investment in your future." That said they were well off and had the financial means to do so. My old friend had two sisters but one of them utterly despised her, so her support system when her parents die will be very small.

Entirely possible and a very good theory. I've wondered if that Supported Decision Making program played into this-- maybe some sort of advice or recommendation from them? I may have the timeline off, but it seemed like the apartment came into the picture at roughly the same time she was getting involved with that program.

The website doesn't have a ton of information (I'd be curious to learn more about it, just in general-- not even necessarily in relation to Yarrow). It does stress things like independence and making good choices, and I can see how independence, to whatever degree, would be a part of that. People have also wondered how she got housing assistance funds so (seemingly) easily, and I've wondered if it could be tied to this new-ish program. Purely speculation on my part, though.