Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Sorry for technically double-posting but I can't keep adding to the one post from a day ago haha. There is a lot of stuff.

On Twitter, there are now two accounts - one is backwards_internet (1 underscore) that seems to be the actual Cog; other account backwards__internet (with 2 underscore) is the parody (run by Jesse?). Correct me on this if I got it wrong.

Cog orders his followers to take down other people on Twitter | Archive

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Apparently Matt Jarbo AKA Mundane Matt (former owner of the Kiwi Farms) has condemned Cog for being a hypocrite who complains about everyone else while running scams. Twitter | Archive





He blocked Podawful on Twitter | Archive but to be honest, on this one I'd be right beside Jonny blocking Jesse. However, notable as Cog spent a show the other day boasting that he has been blocked by Warski and Ralph. Cog is also claiming that Stardust is a part of Podawful's circles (I think?) Twitter | Archive

This boy is starting to crack under the little amount of pressure he has been given. It's funny how every critic of Ethan's will all resort to Ralphatactics when pushed. Plenty of more good shit on his twitter.
 
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This fag is such a coward he wouldn't even need to run a dono scam to go to Rome to fuck with Ralph. For under 150.00 he and Dan could go over there to do Portugal Hawgabugaloo. This guy is just a faggot coward end of story. I looked up flights via Kayak and I found the cheapest flight for 69.00.
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Baldur's Revenge said:
This fag is such a coward he wouldn't even need to run a dono scam to go to Rome to fuck with Ralph. For under 150.00 he and Dan could go over there to do Portugal Hawgabugaloo. This guy is just a faggot coward end of story. I looked up flights via Kayak and I found the cheapest flight for 69.00. View attachment 4389140
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It is a testament to the character of our generous jannies that you are somehow not threadbanned.
Please do not spam ten pages of shit in the thread again.
Also, you were right about Cog being a bitchmade faggot; he bailed on the Rome trip and I agree with you now.
 
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It is a testament to the character of our generous jannies that you are somehow not threadbanned.
Please do not spam ten pages of shit in the thread again.
Also, you were right about Cog being a bitchmade faggot; he bailed on the Rome trip and I agree with you now.
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From what I read, he never said he was going while the Ralph’s were there. They already had a honeymoon booked . He said they’d go sometime in February and do Rome better than pig and horse.
 
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From what I read, he never said he was going while the Ralph’s were there. They already had a honeymoon booked . He said they’d go sometime in February and do Rome better than pig and horse.
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He did tell people it was to go stalk Ralph but he also claims it was an in-joke and anyone who donated knew what the real deal was. Don't know if that is true and I do not care anywhere near enough to go back through weeks of Cog to find out. People paid Cog to send him on a second honeymoon where the sole reward is to get some Bong's home movies (carefully edited so we don't see his Nora). Anyone who funded this is beyond hope (including Mr Vickers, ESPECIALLY Mr Vickers).

So it doesn't really matter if he misled his braindead audience in my opinion but it is really funny that he gets so indignant about ethics in trolling before "jokingly" raising funds to go beat a man in front of his horse and Guntling. They're all just reflections of Ralph; watch Cog get mad that people don't understand his "work" just after he gets mad at other people's jokes and you'll see a little Ethan inside him, fixin' to get out.
 
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Cog is brutalizing Ralph tonight after getting into his email:

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Cog is brutalizing Ralph tonight after getting into his email:

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He just deleted all his tweets. Thank God for KF

AltisticRight said:
I DISAVOW but Cog you stupid bong fag why didn't you just zip the entire thing?
Again, yes, I disavow.
Now give me a moment to breathe because I probably have pneumonia too after all the laughter.
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He's probably a bit boomertech and just logged in via the web UI. It looked like one of those ancients shitty web UIs so it's hard to blame him. Ideally you wanna just download it all via POP3
 
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darkprince56 said:
I'm not too tech literate. How does one do this?! You can save all emails & attachments?
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I don't think you can just zip it, you need to make a imap connection with a mail client to pull the entire thing.
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He can log into the email using an email client like Thunderbird and choose the POP3 option, then zip all the emails that have been downloaded.

That said, yeah, I do agree with @LanceHaver, it probably would have taken quite the time to set this all up. I would say enough time for Ethan Ralph to enable 2FA and change his shitty JCaesar1874BBC!? whatever password he used.
 
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