Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

Million a year but he still can't come up with $5000 for a live event in vegas.... so he has to charge his paypigs $50 for the privilege

I've often noticed that the more money people have, the more greedy they get. I've known guys that made as much as Nick that will begrudge you change for a parking meter, and expect it back as soon as you get change, and I've known guys with next to nothing that would give you the clothes they're wearing if you asked.
I guess you don't get filthy rich by being generous (which would account for the "filthy" part now I think of it) besides, look at Rekietas nose... maybe money grubbing is genetic.

"My lawyer has appeared before the court."

"Monty's lawyer doesn't seem to want to talk to me."

Is Nick pretending to be retarded?

Lol he's seething about being asked why a guy who's making over a mil a year is begging for money from his fans after just wasting a load on a shitty Mustang because it looks fucking scummy Nick, GFM's are meant for people who are struggling, not for rich assholes like you, (something I'm sure he used to say hìmself) all the money you're making and you still go begging for your fans to pay for your lawyer, and not just any lawyer, no, you have to hire fucking Marco Randazza, for a dumbass laugh out of court lawsuit from a faggot like Monty?
The only reason he says he doesn't have time is because it would take from his drinking and balldoing our wifes asshole time, and eat into those precious drooling over wine aunts nudes minutes.
I think the superchat guy was just pointing out how much of a fucking kike this makes you look.
Seriously between Nick and this shit, and fucking Drex and his saving his friends children form multiple manslaughters and sex trafficking, is there's something in the water in Minnesota that makes people oblivious retarded faggots incapable of seeing how their bullshit makes them appear to observers?

 

[sum ting wong]

Panzer and Cookie are the same person - or so chat believes and I'm almost certain Cookie confirmed it. She's a total character.

Cookie is an African American woman from NYC. More accurately, she's a Black woman. I've no idea if she's American. Her cooking channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ICANCOOKtv . The channel was discovered by someone in chat only in the last couple of months. She confirmed it's hers. I think initially Panzer was meant to be her more serious side or a male but that went to hell pretty quickly. She often just talks to herself in chat with both handles- which is very funny, tbh. (Plenty of people think she has mental health issues. I just think she drinks a lot.)

I think she's there to hang with men who give her attention.

She's an OG from Nick's exclusive YT days. Never mentions kids or family, She seldom tags or replies and loves all-caps. As Panzer she begged me to come back to chat when I went silent. Until recently she was on the lower east side (LES) of Manhattan but has since moved to outer Queens. Her apt on the LES had no workable kitchen.

She's obsessed with Jack Bauer/24 and CGoody (always has been). Loves legacy trial streams. She's a hard drinker. Her chat comedy act with Xino is genuinely hilarious but Xino has recently stopped engaging as much.

Cookie is mostly into dumb sex talk, reprimanding chat, and comically hating on white women ("repeal the 19th", etc). She also hates on other Black people, particularly about crime and single motherhood. A few weeks ago, she and ULTRAWoodChipper were going on a date but it fell through - he hasn't been around since.

Pure speculation: It's occurred to me that she's in public housing or some hostel situation because she mentioned having to wait for her apartment in Queens and the lack of a working kitchen where she was staying on the LES. (The LES is very expensive but there is some public housing and hostels there). She does not appear to have a job.

I love her.

Unless she's paying these random Asian women to make cooking videos and just does the uploading, I don't understand how that's her channel.

These are both from one video, you've got a younger fat woman's hands or grandma hands both clearly not black, and speaking ching-chong over the video. Also the logo is MrCook and it links to instagram and facebook that are also mrcook.

So either they're lying about being black, lying about that being their channel, or both of those are true and this person is just pathological liar who wants attention.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Since I know you from the Weeb Wars, can we safely assume that Nick is not that far off from becoming a Ron Soye ?
Well...Except that he has a "wife", kids and money...
Yeah, no, scratch that.

Nick has not verbally and physically abused Kayla, which leads to their divorce.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Unless she's paying these random Asian women to make cooking videos and just does the uploading, I don't understand how that's her channel.
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These are both from one video, you've got a younger fat woman's hands or grandma hands both clearly not black, and speaking ching-chong over the video. Also the logo is MrCook and it links to instagram and facebook that are also mrcook.
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So either they're lying about being black, lying about that being their channel, or both of those are true and this person is just pathological liar who wants attention.

Or it could be possible that Cynthia is lying and is a troll. This person hasn't been verified, so it's possible it isn't even the Cynthia from Locals. You never know.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Or it could be possible that Cynthia is lying and is a troll. This person hasn't been verified, so it's possible it isn't even the Cynthia from Locals. You never know.

Maybe we are being homosexually operated on by Nicks granny harem. Jesus what a horrible thought...

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Lol he's seething about bring asked why a guy who's making over a mil a year is begging for money from his fans after just wasting a load on a shitty Mustang because it looks fucking scummy Nick, GFM's are meant for people who are struggling, not for rich assholes like you, (something I'm sure he used to say hìmself) all the money you're making and you still go begging for you fans to pay for your lawyer, and not just any lawyer, no, you have to hire fucking Marco Randazza, for a dumbass laugh out of court lawsuit from a faggot like Monty?
The only reason he says he doesn't have time is because it would take from his drinking and balldoing our wifes asshole time, and eat into those precious drooling over wine aunts nudes minutes.
I think the superchat guy was just pointing out how much of a fucking kike this makes you look.
Seriously between Nick and this shit, and fucking Drex and his saving his friends children form multiple manslaughters and sex trafficking, is there's something in the water in Minnesota that makes people oblivious retarded faggots incapable of seeing how their bullshit makes them appear to observers?

He has really gone into petulant child mode as well which is super annoying. Nice to he is streaming while cooking too something he could ostensibly be doing with the family. It would be nice if nick could teach his one practical skill with his kids cause lord knows he aint going to be teaching them how to change oil or put up drywall.

No no its fine nick spend your every waking hour alone with a bunch of parasocial rejects.

Dude can I just say that if I had five kids and a massive property those kids would already be sick of me. "Can I go to my friends? Dad's trying to take me fishing again." Motherfucker you can go camping on your own property with your own wonderful progeny but you're cooped up in the balldo dungeon talking to the worst losers imaginable.

 

[Maude Snew]

He has really gone into petulant child mode as well which is super annoying. Nice to he is streaming while cooking too something he could ostensibly be doing with the family. It would be nice if nick could teach his one practical skill with his kids cause lord knows he aint going to be teaching them how to change oil or put up drywall.

No no its fine nick spend your every waking hour alone with a bunch of parasocial rejects.

Dude can I just say that if I had five kids and a massive property those kids would already be sick of me. "Can I go to my friends? Dad's trying to take me fishing again." Motherfucker you can go camping on your own property with your own wonderful progeny but you're cooped up in the balldo dungeon talking to the worst losers imaginable.

Yeah but his kids don't even fuck or do MDMA. Fucking incel virgin losers am I right?

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Unless she's paying these random Asian women to make cooking videos and just does the uploading, I don't understand how that's her channel.
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So either they're lying about being black, lying about that being their channel, or both of those are true and this person is just pathological liar who wants attention.

I had the wrong link. It's here: https://www.youtube.com/@shutupicancook5946 I'll correct above. Thanks

Panzer and Cookie are the same person - or so chat believes and I'm almost certain Cookie confirmed it. She's a total character.

Cookie is an African American woman from NYC. More accurately, she's a Black woman. I've no idea if she's American. Her cooking channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ICANCOOKtv . The channel was discovered by someone in chat only in the last couple of months. She confirmed it's hers. I think initially Panzer was meant to be her more serious side or a male but that went to hell pretty quickly. She often just talks to herself in chat with both handles- which is very funny, tbh. (Plenty of people think she has mental health issues. I just think she drinks a lot.)

I think she's there to hang with men who give her attention.

She's an OG from Nick's exclusive YT days. Never mentions kids or family, She seldom tags or replies and loves all-caps. As Panzer she begged me to come back to chat when I went silent. Until recently she was on the lower east side (LES) of Manhattan but has since moved to outer Queens. Her apt on the LES had no workable kitchen.

She's obsessed with Jack Bauer/24 and CGoody (always has been). Loves legacy trial streams. She's a hard drinker. Her chat comedy act with Xino is genuinely hilarious but Xino has recently stopped engaging as much.

Cookie is mostly into dumb sex talk, reprimanding chat, and comically hating on white women ("repeal the 19th", etc). She also hates on other Black people, particularly about crime and single motherhood. A few weeks ago, she and ULTRAWoodChipper were going on a date but it fell through - he hasn't been around since.

Pure speculation: It's occurred to me that she's in public housing or some hostel situation because she mentioned having to wait for her apartment in Queens and the lack of a working kitchen where she was staying on the LES. (The LES is very expensive but there is some public housing and hostels there). She does not appear to have a job.

I love her.

Guys, I put the wrong link! Lmao. Here's the right one to Cookie's channel: https://www.youtube.com/@shutupicancook5946

(I guess you can't edit here?)

 

[Owlbear]

Clip channels are quick on the draw.

He's too used to being able to grift like a "poor" "struggling" youtuber. There is a lot of money available if you are poor, famous, and legitimately grateful. That was the grift that made him - thanking people by reading every superchat.

But he lost his relatability with the car purchase and the rumble deal. Even rumble may be fed up with him since they forced a "beta test" porn filter on him.

I can't wait for Rekieta to get sued for real money by Rumble when his thirstposting chat gets them kicked off the app store. Then he's going to need Randazza.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Or it could be possible that Cynthia is lying and is a troll. This person hasn't been verified, so it's possible it isn't even the Cynthia from Locals. You never know.

I just put the wrong link (it was 4 AMish). Correct link to her channel: https://www.youtube.com/@shutupicancook5946

 

[Maude Snew]

Guys, I put the wrong link! Lmao. Here's the right one to Cookie's channel: https://www.youtube.com/@shutupicancook5946

(I guess you can't edit here?)

It's right down there under you post but only for a day for some reason that came up somewhat recently but I can't remember right now.

 

[2lolis1cup]

...and Nick won't have credible answers. He's also too much of a limp wristed dweeb to sell the authoritarian "Because I said so! I'm your father! End of subject!" Tony Soprano response (btw Tony was a terrible father for doing that, no matter what legions of Youtube commenters would have you believe).

Tony knew what to do, but decided to be nice. That moulinyan should have taken a boat ride.

Not seeing much Kiwi talk and what I see is dumb.
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I think Sally wants to slam clams with Cynthia.

Cynthia could call me a rekieta nose gaurd mother fucker. She could claim to be undoxxable and I wouldn't even look. These faggots don't understand we aren't their personal army and only want to laugh at them. The fact that dried leather was posting in her daughters room is the reason we laugh. YOU are to blame for getting our attention and you will be the object of our mockery.

 

[Faticati]

Everyone gets a baldo.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Everyone gets a baldo.

I hope he washed them first.

 

[The Goat Man]

I just put the wrong link (it was 4 AMish). Correct link to her channel: https://www.youtube.com/@shutupicancook5946

To give one advice from a new user to another. Try to be accurate in your forum posting. It's not like a chat where you have to be first to post. You can take your time and get your information correct before you post.

And also your can add any quotes that were missing from your original post, for example:

Cynthia could call me a rekieta nose guard mother fucker. She could claim to be undoxxable and I wouldn't even look.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

He's too used to being able to grift like a "poor" "struggling" youtuber. There is a lot of money available if you are poor, famous, and legitimately grateful. That was the grift that made him - thanking people by reading every superchat.

But he lost his relatability with the car purchase and the rumble deal. Even rumble may be fed up with him since they forced a "beta test" porn filter on him.

I can't wait for Rekieta to get sued for real money by Rumble when his thirstposting chat gets them kicked off the app store. Then he's going to need Randazza.

Don’t forget he also purchased a Lincoln Navigator in the middle of 2022 sometime, which while not quite as impractical and not wrecked right away is still a ridiculous purchase for a family of seven and cost ~$80k (this was instead of the Escalade he actually wanted because he’s that much of a nigger) that’s like $200k of car purchases in one year

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is committing the worst crime of them all: making me regret not paying attention when they were teaching us spreadsheets in school. But fuck the teachers because i found a handy online converter https://www.rebasedata.com/convert-xlsx-to-csv-online. I can then use https://github.com/mithrandie/csvq to query it with SQL.

Anyways, imagine being an adult and saying this in public:

We don't want to see your malformed stinkditch lady.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu, may i request you stop using spaces in column names? Not a massive issue to edit them but it will make any parsing easier in the future. Also like to request a timestamp column. I assume they are in parse order but it'd be handy in plotting stuff.



Sally confirms what we all knew and Nick defended his e-wife's honor.

edit: here is what she claims got Cynthia banned. To be fair that is pretty damn edgy.

I believe that Locals doesn't provide a timestamp for individual messages.

You need to strip the message string of tabs, newlines, and returns. Can't find the post with the source code else i'd have my hand at making it work.

Maybe, but it should still be possible for the scraper to infer a timestamp from the system its operating on.


Too bad KF git server is gone. I can see the reason why we don't want to use github/gitlab, It's way too easy to commit PII. (email/aliases/etc).

I can remove spaces from the header column names easily. I assume you mean the column title like 'Message Text', 'Attachment Link', and the like? I copy-paste those in anyway. I will remove leading and trailing whitespace and replace interstitials with '_' (e.g. Attachment_Link)

LOCALS does not implement timestamps (no clue why), but the live logger has a loop of ~3.1 second execution time (3 of those seconds are manual delay), and I can run a clock function to pull a manual timestamps to post by the most recent message. I planned to add this alongside reply-threading with V 1.2, for sure.

I also do not mind running and converting to a CSV myself if not too difficult. How does it deal with the format of the 'Attachment Links' and multiple CDN URLs delimited by commas? This happens if someone posts more than one image in a post/reply.

If there are any other small improvements I can do to make the data more accessible, please let me know. If they do not make it into V 1.2, I can push for V 1.3 at least.

He has really gone into petulant child mode as well which is super annoying. Nice to he is streaming while cooking too something he could ostensibly be doing with the family. It would be nice if nick could teach his one practical skill with his kids cause lord knows he aint going to be teaching them how to change oil or put up drywall.

No no its fine nick spend your every waking hour alone with a bunch of parasocial rejects.

Dude can I just say that if I had five kids and a massive property those kids would already be sick of me. "Can I go to my friends? Dad's trying to take me fishing again." Motherfucker you can go camping on your own property with your own wonderful progeny but you're cooped up in the balldo dungeon talking to the worst losers imaginable.

He used to do cooking streams way back on LOCALS as exclusives (before the balldo and lewd posting really caught on) as an attempt to drive people there. Those were often times he was cooking a snack or pre-cooking a meal late at night for the kids/wife well after they went to bed. Just to put the backstory out there.

Guys, I put the wrong link! Lmao. Here's the right one to Cookie's channel: https://www.youtube.com/@shutupicancook5946

(I guess you can't edit here?)

You get a few minutes. Also, you can add multiple posts to reply in the same message (I have noticed you double-post a few times) by using the '+ Quote' button at the end of all the messages, then hitting 'Insert Quotes' below the new post composition box, FYI.

This post is an exemplar on how it looks when you do. Just type text between the the quote boxes like this.

He's too used to being able to grift like a "poor" "struggling" youtuber. There is a lot of money available if you are poor, famous, and legitimately grateful. That was the grift that made him - thanking people by reading every superchat.

But he lost his relatability with the car purchase and the rumble deal. Even rumble may be fed up with him since they forced a "beta test" porn filter on him.

I can't wait for Rekieta to get sued for real money by Rumble when his thirstposting chat gets them kicked off the app store. Then he's going to need Randazza.

What is this beta porn filter? What is THAT!? Post your receipts and archive your shit.

 

[Faticati]

So, he has at least 5K paying Locals subs - pretty sure bc promised a gift to all of us - the first 5K of PAYING subs.

Hey - think I'll get a gift???? LOL Anyhoo, someone should be able to figure this out.

Everyone gets a baldo.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nose disabled the chat history again today.

Nick, you boomer, I logs the chat in real-time. This only prevents screenshots--not archival. It also would not be hard to make a generator to reconstruct the chat visually. It is the same kind of code behind those sites that generate fake meme tweets from real accounts.

 

[Owlbear]

The porn filter is discussed here at about page 1215-1225. It's not new, and the receipts are up here already.