Kiwi Farms as "the Enemy"

[Count groudon]

Wait, we're not supposed to be fucking kids?

Well shit

Wait do teenagers count?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It's easier to blame all your failures and shortcomings on someone else.

 

[Ruin]

36 Wallaby Lane, Sydney

Bring it.

Be careful Tommi. I hear abbos fight like the feral savage niggers that they are.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

i'll see to it that kirstin gets your message. are you any good at kaboom, muscle man?

Kirstin already "got" my message. We met in a bar in southern Arizona and I challenged him to a fight, right there and then, and he started crying something about how he couldn't fight in high heels and a miniskirt - a common refrain from you tranny freaks who talk a big game. I just knocked his bottle of estrogen pills out of his hand and stomped them on the ground. I went back to my beer while he scurried around the filthy floor trying to pick up his illegally acquired bitch-medication that he could barely afford because trannies can't hold down jobs lol.

 

[Goofy Logic]

i am not a sir and if you think that was a threat, i really think you should go do your civic duty and report me for an assault by threat.

I don't need to report you because I don't regard it as a threat towards me.

I strongly suggest you calm down sir. Perhaps smoke some kush?

 

[Handsome Pete]

Wait, we're not supposed to be fucking kids?

Well shit

The fucking kids all got banned when the Entersphere was shut down.

TBH , my associates and myself are leaning toward company shrinks right now. godless heathens preying on what they consider useless eaters for fun and profit of the junta empowered by the november 22 coup 52 years and 175 days ago. just some punk ass bitch facists working for uncle scam.

Haha oh wow.

But seriously, who's the best person to talk to about a threadban? I had a real post all ready to go but it feels sort of pointless now.

 

[autism420]

i'll see to it that kirstin gets your message. are you any good at kaboom, muscle man?

I carry a pistol every day and would be happy to use it against you.

 

[WhoopieDoo]

Probably because no one likes being laughed at combined with a less-than-solid grasp of reality (which is sort of the definition of a lolcow)...

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

Because we are.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Isn't strange that some of those accusations actually refer to themselves? (Vorak)

 

[bigshot]

Luke McKee thinks we are pedophile faggots.
Samuel Collingwood thinks we are pedophile anti GamerGate.
Tommi Tooter thinks we're Christian extremists.
Marian CAAMIB Siclic thinks we're sjw cultural Marxists.
The sjws like ADF and rat King members think we're cis white dudebros.

Where is the poll so we can select how we "identify"?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Where is the poll so we can select how we "identify"?

I'll get that up in just one moment sir.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Please don't respond to Tommy in this thread, there is a place for that: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy...berg-whistleblower.18925/page-38#post-1459718

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

The bark is worse then the bite. If you ignore it or joke around with it, the people here arn't really that threatening.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

In all fairness if you found a forum of people passing around photos of you and calling you a retard then I doubt you'd have a rosy view of them.

As for why they paint us as their enemy, well most cows aren't very bright. It's pretty easy to call critics MRAs or SJWs when you're conditioned to think anyone you don't like fits that mold.

 

[Sheikh_Speare]

We're self-hating autists. The kapos of the LOLcow concentration camp.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Generally speaking these people are looking for something to hate if they find us. For oppression points, asspats, hateboners, etc. There's a reason not every cow ends up here. The ones who don't either have their own slacktivism or "bigger fish to fry", or don't obsessively Google search their own name. The ones who do are narcissists.

 

[Foltest]

well, apart from the obvious :autism:, we are people with way way too much time on our hand.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

If you were to interrogate Josef Stalin, Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler and whoever greenlit season 2 of "Here Comes Honey-Boo-Boo" you would hear the delusional rheteoric of people who are honestly convinced they are actually decent, moral people; and that they are the right person in the right place doing the right thing for the right reason.
They are of course both wrong and stupid.

Comparing the lolcows we post about on the farms to real world dictators is hyperbolic at best; if they ever did say those things, it wouldn't be because they genuinely believe it.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Generally speaking these people are looking for something to hate if they find us. For oppression points, asspats, hateboners, etc. There's a reason not every cow ends up here. The ones who don't either have their own slacktivism or "bigger fish to fry", or don't obsessively Google search their own name. The ones who do are narcissists.

A lot of cows know about us an bitch about us relentlessly. Look at ADF, Dobson, and Sophie Labelle. They just stay clear because they're block-happy control freaks who refuse to engage anyone unless it's on their terms